Monkey Musings Daily Open Discussion #9 11/19 - 1/23/2008

[Angiex911dsptchr]

 Hi Muffy !!

Jerry.. getting the freezing rain here now..  I am very happy to be off of work tomorrow. between this weather. and not knowing what to expect and being sick.  Glad I dont have to be there !    4 to 6 expected here Jerry..   I got new front tires on my care yesterday.. I ddint feel like it.. felt like death warmed over at Pep Boys.  Got a nice work bonus for the holiday.. got my car all fixed up..  called my boss and told told him TY..    Kinda stinks. new car.. and worn tired and front end alignment already ? A bit over 7,000 miles.  Pffttttt  Anyhow. said I can drive to work and home safe now.. even though I do not like to drive in the snow.. Im more afraid of other people on the road then myself.  lol
  Hope you and us PA folks dont get hit hard.. maybe it will pass us over?  One can hope !!

[Jerry from Ohio]

OMGosh Angie you must have something really wrong for your front end and the tires to go bad that quickly  with only 7000 miles on them .  are you checking into why that is ?? I am not much of a mechanic but i do diagnose real well and i sure would be on the dealers butt to explain that to me or to make sure that it doesn't happen again hun .
  Yup snow and freezing rain here already  and still coming down .  again keep warm and get better real soon OK ? 
                   your pal Jerry

Hi Muffy !!

Jerry.. getting the freezing rain here now..  I am very happy to be off of work tomorrow. between this weather. and not knowing what to expect and being sick.  Glad I dont have to be there !    4 to 6 expected here Jerry..   I got new front tires on my care yesterday.. I ddint feel like it.. felt like death warmed over at Pep Boys.  Got a nice work bonus for the holiday.. got my car all fixed up..  called my boss and told told him TY..    Kinda stinks. new car.. and worn tired and front end alignment already ? A bit over 7,000 miles.  Pffttttt  Anyhow. said I can drive to work and home safe now.. even though I do not like to drive in the snow.. Im more afraid of other people on the road then myself.  lol
  Hope you and us PA folks dont get hit hard.. maybe it will pass us over?  One can hope !!

[Angiex911dsptchr]

Jerry.. the man at  Pep Boys explained to me about my tires. Called it toe something? Won on the oustsides not the insides.  GM's fault he said. he said he had seen alot of GM vehicles with the same crap. Id like to take my car to where I bought it and flip out. But I still am not up to par here. Actually I just called my boss and told him I am not coming to work tomorow. I feel like crapola.
 We didnt get hit with the big storm last nigfht.. but it seems to be happening now. its snowing like crazy and the roads are covered. YUCK     
 How is Jessicas mom doing Jerry? Has she had any improvement ??

[Jerry from Ohio]

 Hi Angie  yup we got it here  and am still getting it  freezing  snow and all  traffic is a real hazard .
  No Hun sorry to say no change yet in Jessica's mother  sad thing to see but I am holding Jessica up as best I can  we both pray together and she says that's when she and I feel the closest to our God and that makes this Lil Redheaded woman that the lord allowed to fall in love with an ol cowpoke like me .   Hey would you like to see a pic of her ??

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/jerryfromOhio/?action=view&current=Private001.jpg
 
A very Lovely Lady and with such a wonderful soul and spirit can't remember ever being in love like this before .
  Well hope that you get some rest and feel well soon Angie .
   Your pal Jerry

Jerry.. the man at  Pep Boys explained to me about my tires. Called it toe something? Won on the oustsides not the insides.  GM's fault he said. he said he had seen alot of GM vehicles with the same crap. Id like to take my car to where I bought it and flip out. But I still am not up to par here. Actually I just called my boss and told him I am not coming to work tomorow. I feel like crapola.
 We didnt get hit with the big storm last nigfht.. but it seems to be happening now. its snowing like crazy and the roads are covered. YUCK     
 How is Jessicas mom doing Jerry? Has she had any improvement ??

[Angiex911dsptchr]

 Hi Angie  yup we got it here  and am still getting it  freezing  snow and all  traffic is a real hazard .
  No Hun sorry to say no change yet in Jessica's mother  sad thing to see but I am holding Jessica up as best I can  we both pray together and she says that's when she and I feel the closest to our God and that makes this Lil Redheaded woman that the lord allowed to fall in love with an ol cowpoke like me .   Hey would you like to see a pic of her ??

http://s74.photobucket.com/albums/i245/jerryfromOhio/?action=view&current=Private001.jpg
 
A very Lovely Lady and with such a wonderful soul and spirit can't remember ever being in love like this before .
  Well hope that you get some rest and feel well soon Angie .
   Your pal Jerry

Jerry.. the man at  Pep Boys explained to me about my tires. Called it toe something? Won on the oustsides not the insides.  GM's fault he said. he said he had seen alot of GM vehicles with the same crap. Id like to take my car to where I bought it and flip out. But I still am not up to par here. Actually I just called my boss and told him I am not coming to work tomorow. I feel like crapola.
 We didnt get hit with the big storm last nigfht.. but it seems to be happening now. its snowing like crazy and the roads are covered. YUCK     
 How is Jessicas mom doing Jerry? Has she had any improvement ??

 Jerry.. you and Jess are a very attractive couple      Hope is ok to call her  Jess.. Im sicj and lazy to type at the moment I am keeping her mom in my prayers..   I am so sorry there has not been any improvement   
 Traffice here is bad too..  I live on a busy road.. and its covered with snow.... slip . sliding . away out there.
 Jerry.. Lady Jess is lucky to have you and vise versa     Perhaps one day I lfind love the way you  2 have 
 God love the both of yah  !!!   
PS.. <keep the snow in Ohio.. lol  >

[Angiex911dsptchr]

Hi Dugga   
 I see yah lurking here  !   

[MuffyBee]

Good morning monkeys  .  Hope everyone is staying warm today.

[msmarple]

Apple announces HOT new product!

Apple reveals its latest product - a breast implant that stores and plays music. The cost will be $399 or $499, depending on cup size.

This should be a big crowd pleaser, since women complain that men are always staring at their breasts but not listening to them.

[Observer]

Apple announces HOT new product!

Apple reveals its latest product - a breast implant that stores and plays music. The cost will be $399 or $499, depending on cup size.

This should be a big crowd pleaser, since women complain that men are always staring at their breasts but not listening to them.

What great products Apple makes. Now the IBreast? They sure know what people like 

[JuJu]

Hey Monks!
I need help!  I am trying to make a slide show (with music) of my boys photos as they were growing up.  Is it possible to do this on photo bucket?  Or is there another program that would work better? I am not that computer savvy.  I appreciate any pointers anyone can give me.

THANKS IN ADVANCE!

[msmarple]

Apple announces HOT new product!

Apple reveals its latest product - a breast implant that stores and plays music. The product, called iTit, will retail at $399 or $499, depending on cup size.

This should be a big crowd pleaser, since women complain that men are always staring at their breasts but not listening to them.

What great products Apple makes. Now the IBreast? They sure know what people like 

I left something out - the product name is iTit. I edited my quote above to reflect this important product identification component.

[klaasend]

Hey Monks!
I need help!  I am trying to make a slide show (with music) of my boys photos as they were growing up.  Is it possible to do this on photo bucket?  Or is there another program that would work better? I am not that computer savvy.  I appreciate any pointers anyone can give me.

THANKS IN ADVANCE!

Hi JuJu -

I use Photodex, ProShow Gold and paid for the full version $69.00.  I bet Carpe uses something else though.  http://www.photodex.com/products/proshowgold/

You can make a "remix" slide show in photobucket but I'm not sure if you can have music with it.

[snoopy]

Good Morning Everybody!!  

Jerry... Jessica's mom is in my prayers.  BTW I'm proud to know ya.  You're quite the man.  This world needs more like you.

Angie hope you're feeling better, and make the car dealer replace your tires, and makethe corrections ness. to prevent more tire damage.  That ain't right.

Hope all the monkeys who have been sick are feeling better.

MsMarple..........I have no comment. 

*******.......behave your bad self.

Juju...... don't know how to help ya hun.

Lala's......Am I fired!!???     I been really busy.  Daughter graduated from College Saturday.  Had a big shindig for her Sunday.  Approx. 50 people at the house.  Plus we had about 6" of snow to boot.  Oh my new floors!    lol  And yesterday one of our dear friends dad died, and this morning my daughters future step father-in-laws dad died.  They say that comes in 3's.    So I've been busy cooking.   

[Jerry from Ohio]

  Thanks for the prayers Snoopy      and congrats on your daughters Graduation  but at same time am so sorry to hear about all the deaths that have been following you and yours .  Will keep ya in my prayers and thoughts also .

[LouiseVargas]

Dear Lala's,

Does Santa have anything for me this year?

With love,
Louise

[MuffyBee]

Dear Lala's,

Does Santa have anything for me this year?

With love,
Louise

Hi Louise   I'm not Lala's, but I'll bet Santa  has something for you, since you've been good this year.   

[MuffyBee]

Can you believe this?  These guys were doing tributes to Mike Vick...  He might be an alright athlete, but he's definitely a loser as far as being a decent human being, in my opinion. 

    
NFL Fines 5 Falcons for Vick Tributes    
Dec 18 03:24 PM US/Eastern
NEW YORK (AP) - Roddy White and four other Atlanta Falcons were fined by the NFL for violating uniform regulations with tributes to Michael Vick during last week's Monday night game.

Vick, Atlanta's suspended Pro Bowl quarterback, was sentenced to 23 months in prison on federal dogfighting charges the morning of Dec. 10. The Falcons played at home against New Orleans that night.

After scoring a touchdown, White displayed a "Free Mike Vick" T-shirt under his jersey.

He, along with tight end Alge Crumpler and cornerbacks DeAngelo Hall and Chris Houston, were fined $10,000 each. Crumpler, Hall and Houston all wore black eye strips with written tributes to Vick, which the league called "displaying an unauthorized personal message."

Wide receiver Joe Horn was fined $7,500 for pulling up White's jersey to show the black T-shirt with handwritten white lettering. The fines were confirmed Tuesday by NFL spokesman Randall Liu.

Hall also had a poster of Vick on the field during pre-game introductions.

The Falcons lost the game 34-14.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8TK2PS00&show_article=1
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Why not do a tribute to someone that makes a difference for the good of mankind?  Or dogkind, for that matter.  Why do a tribute to someone like Mike Vick?   

[snoopy]

Dear Lala's,

Does Santa have anything for me this year?

With love,
Louise

Hey girl.  I'm not Lala's, but back there on page 14 or somewhereanother Lala's suggested a pretty new doormat, and some pretty patio cushions to match your gorgeous red door.  Did you know red was my favorite color?  Oh yea.

[memphis]

Merry Tossmas! 

http://www.citizenlink.org/Stoplight/A000005834.cfm

[Lala'sMom]

Dear Lala's,

Does Santa have anything for me this year?

With love,
Louise

Hey girl.  I'm not Lala's, but back there on page 14 or somewhereanother Lala's suggested a pretty new doormat, and some pretty patio cushions to match your gorgeous red door.  Did you know red was my favorite color?  Oh yea.

Absolutely! Here is what I told Santa:

Please bring Louise something pretty to match her red door.  Maybe some new doormats with matching cushions for her lawn furniture.  I hope she doesn't live in an apartment, I guess that would be too much stuff, but you can decide when you get there. No, Santa, I don't know where she lives...you are suppose to know all that stuff.


I was driving by this house today and they had a red door.  I immediately thought about you.  It was so pretty. They had it all Christmasy looking with a lovely wreath in  gold and red.  Matched wonderfully.  Garland around the door and along the porch railing.  I said, I bet Louise' door is even prettier.