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Why Pro Sports Players Shouldn't Reproduce
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Why Pro Sports Players Shouldn't Reproduce
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role
model: "I wan' all dem keeds to do what I do, to look up
to me. I wan' all the keeds to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about
the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500
yards, whichever comes first."
3. Upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd
run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.",
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over
Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his
coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets
us wear earrings."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of
Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter
how long it takes." (now that is beautiful !)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys
pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went
to prison for three years, not Princeton."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining
why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can
still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan
training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's
a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning
regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous
at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't
know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder
if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January?)
12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former
player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it
ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know,
and I don't care.'"
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M,
recounting what he told a player who received four F's
and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending way
too much time on one subject."
14. Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips
when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all
the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too
damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
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Very entertaining!
Thanks for posting that Peaches!
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