Monkey Musings Daily Open Discussion #10 1/23 - 6/12/2008

[crazybabyborg]

I keep thinking that the Spring storms are early this year, but maybe it's just me. Actually it seems that EVERYTHING is early this year! The daffodils are blooming, and weeping willows are budding out, and Easter is even early! The time change came too quickly as well, IMO. I wish they'd just leave the time alone! It's a hard adjustment for me. I'm not a morning person, so maybe it's my fault.

Boy, I'm really spreading my cheer and joy aren't I? SOWWY! 

[crazybabyborg]

Lots Of New Avatars in the Lounge! Please check for yours! The Link's in my signature line, and here's a sample of some that haven't been picked up:

      

          

      

      

      

[GreatOwl]

I keep thinking that the Spring storms are early this year, but maybe it's just me. Actually it seems that EVERYTHING is early this year! The daffodils are blooming, and weeping willows are budding out, and Easter is even early! The time change came too quickly as well, IMO. I wish they'd just leave the time alone! It's a hard adjustment for me. I'm not a morning person, so maybe it's my fault.

Boy, I'm really spreading my cheer and joy aren't I? SOWWY! 

Yup, everything is your fault CBB.  You forgot about the poor Robins who have returned to the midwest and we still have a heavy coat of snow and ice covering their worms.   

I love mornings,  each day is a gift..... That is why they call it the "Present."  As with some, we might wish to exchange them, but everyone brings new challenges and experience to be gained.

[Tater]

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I thought I'd just priss through here so everyone could look at the new duds CBB made for me..

[Tater]

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy's Pub. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin , I am."
The first guy responds, "So am I!"
"Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!"
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar , sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
The Murphy twins are drunk again

 

[Tater]

Amazing cakes...All done with frosting...I can't even draw flies..

[crazybabyborg]

OMG! Those cakes are incredible!!!

And I'm hungry just looking at them! 

[crazybabyborg]

I keep thinking that the Spring storms are early this year, but maybe it's just me. Actually it seems that EVERYTHING is early this year! The daffodils are blooming, and weeping willows are budding out, and Easter is even early! The time change came too quickly as well, IMO. I wish they'd just leave the time alone! It's a hard adjustment for me. I'm not a morning person, so maybe it's my fault.

Boy, I'm really spreading my cheer and joy aren't I? SOWWY! 

Yup, everything is your fault CBB.  You forgot about the poor Robins who have returned to the midwest and we still have a heavy coat of snow and ice covering their worms.   

I love mornings,  each day is a gift..... That is why they call it the "Present."  As with some, we might wish to exchange them, but everyone brings new challenges and experience to be gained.

I love your attitude, Great Owl! 
I can just see you greeting the morning! You're one of those that gets up hopping, aren't you?



 

[Tater]

OMG! Those cakes are incredible!!!

And I'm hungry just looking at them! 

[snoopy]

You made those, Tot?  They're amazing!! 

[Tater]

You made those, Tot?  They're amazing!! 

No not me... I'm no baker.. They are amazing though for sure!!

[Jerry from Ohio]

 OML TOT  i agree with CBB those cakes are the most unusual that I have ever seen !
  May I ask where you found those photos Id luv to see more <g>
  Jerry from Ohio :+)  again thank you for sharing your find with us .

OMG! Those cakes are incredible!!!

And I'm hungry just looking at them! 

[Tater]

 OML TOT  i agree with CBB those cakes are the most unusual that I have ever seen !
  May I ask where you found those photos Id luv to see more <g>
  Jerry from Ohio :+)  again thank you for sharing your find with us .

OMG! Those cakes are incredible!!!

And I'm hungry just looking at them! 

Hi Jerry,
  They came to me in an email but I don't know where the person got them from.If I can find out,I'll let you know...

[klaasend]

Sue sent this picture, thought it was pretty funny:

[Observer]

Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one,too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"


THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST!

[Observer]

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

[crazybabyborg]

 OML TOT  i agree with CBB those cakes are the most unusual that I have ever seen !
  May I ask where you found those photos Id luv to see more <g>
  Jerry from Ohio :+)  again thank you for sharing your find with us .

OMG! Those cakes are incredible!!!

And I'm hungry just looking at them! 

JERRY? Would you like an Easter Avatar? I thought of you with this cute little bunny, knowing you like "cute critters". 


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/crazybabyborgs/Easter/ejo.gif

[LouiseVargas]

*******,

Thank you for the two funny jokes.

Louise

[Tater]

NO TOILET PAPER

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes.    When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand and when he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
 
The boy said  "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
 
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"   So the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."

The principal got mad and yelled,  "Open your hands NOW!"   So he did and the little boy said,  "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the poop right out of him!"

[Tater]