I got these questions in an email from someone...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can you cry under water?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What disease did cured ham actually have?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
