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« on: November 03, 2008, 01:27:05 PM »
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Obama May Allow Premature Withdrawals

Barack Obama, the acting President, told reporters Friday before Tuesday's election, that he is considering allowing middle-aged people to withdraw their IRA's before age 59 1/2 without any penalty.

"This will allow more people spending money up front to help get the economy going. This could help get people buying products, maybe help the casinos who's attendance is down and the slots are loose at last report." Explained the senator.

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