President-Elect Obama: I Wasn't Serious

[WhiskeyGirl]

President-Elect Obama: I Wasn't Serious

November 08, 2008

Chicago, IL -- The election of America's first African-American Negro black president has been greeted enthusiastically by 53% of the U.S. population and almost universally by the rest of the world.

Stalwart Republican challenger Senator John McCain refused to admit defeat, however, and insisted he will keep campaigning "for a hundred years, if that's what it takes."

"My fellow Americans, it's been a long road and we have journeyed far together," Mr. Obama said in a statement released on Friday, "but there's so much yet to be done. I'm not sure I'm really the guy for it."

Mr. Obama's selection of U.S. Congressman/ballet dancer/Israeli Mossad agent Rahm Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff was hailed as a decisive bid to promote a high colonic cleansing of the impacted bowels of government, and Mr. Emanuel promised to use his mighty ninja powers for good, not evil.

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(he forgot to add "mutt")