MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSIONS #21 2/22/09 - 2/24/09

[mytime]

But what did Part Time do????

It is that "breathing" thing that is really annoying!!  

Yeah, and sometimes they just keep on and on and on doing that, too. 

Ahhh, I see you understand!!!   

But does he decide to make cookies just as you turn on the DW and rinse the sink??  And does he leave his towel and clothes in the bathroom floor?  And does he leave his other shoes in the living room?  And when you pay in too much equity, does he always have a place for that money???  And does he smoke in the car when you just washed your hair?   And on and on and on?

Oh, honey, you don't need a divorce, you need an ax. 

 

[always 1]

But what did Part Time do????

It is that "breathing" thing that is really annoying!!  

Yeah, and sometimes they just keep on and on and on doing that, too. 

Ahhh, I see you understand!!!   

But does he decide to make cookies just as you turn on the DW and rinse the sink??  And does he leave his towel and clothes in the bathroom floor?  And does he leave his other shoes in the living room?  And when you pay in too much equity, does he always have a place for that money???  And does he smoke in the car when you just washed your hair?   And on and on and on?

   I am thinking you may need a plan too!! 

Write me a script, I dont need 31 days!!

[crazybabyborg]

I've got to run to the store. I'm not getting caught again vulnerable to MT's taunts!!! Crackers and ginger ale too. My son has a tummy virus.

Be back in about 45...............

BE GOOD!!! 

[mytime]

But what did Part Time do????

It is that "breathing" thing that is really annoying!!  

Yeah, and sometimes they just keep on and on and on doing that, too. 

Ahhh, I see you understand!!!   

But does he decide to make cookies just as you turn on the DW and rinse the sink??  And does he leave his towel and clothes in the bathroom floor?  And does he leave his other shoes in the living room?  And when you pay in too much equity, does he always have a place for that money???  And does he smoke in the car when you just washed your hair?   And on and on and on?

   I am thinking you may need a plan too!! 

Write me a script, I dont need 31 days!!

 

Let me think of a good one, I will get back to you!! 

[marymary]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

[mytime]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

[always 1]

I want to put mine up for the highest bid.  Wait I will post his pic!!!!

[marymary]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

   It's easy for me to say, huh, I'm single!!!!   

[BTgirl]

I have to have stupid satellite TV because the cable people won't run cable out into the woods to my house.

Well, stupid satellite TV won't give you local weather on the weather channel, even when you pay extra for local TV stations. The only way I can get local weather is to watch the local news at 6:00 pm.

I just now turned the TV on, and ALL 3 local stations are off the air on the stupid satellite. There's a smarmy message on the screen that says, "Sorry for the interruption. There is no need to call us. We are aware that this TV station is temporarily unavailable and we will have this channel back as quickly as possible."

 

[mytime]

I've got to run to the store. I'm not getting caught again vulnerable to MT's taunts!!! Crackers and ginger ale too. My son has a tummy virus.

Be back in about 45...............

BE GOOD!!! 

OK, I will keep an eye on the place!!   

Drive carefully and dress warm!!   

[crazybabyborg]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

 

On my way out and had to have a last look!

You really are a therapist aren't you?      

My "bread winner" left me with a bill from the bakery. 

Make the plans!   

[marymary]

I have to have stupid satellite TV because the cable people won't run cable out into the woods to my house.

Well, stupid satellite TV won't give you local weather on the weather channel, even when you pay extra for local TV stations. The only way I can get local weather is to watch the local news at 6:00 pm.

I just now turned the TV on, and ALL 3 local stations are off the air on the stupid satellite. There's a smarmy message on the screen that says, "Sorry for the interruption. There is no need to call us. We are aware that this TV station is temporarily unavailable and we will have this channel back as quickly as possible."

 

BT, I always check the weather on Yahoo.  Do they give the woods forcast??? 

[mytime]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

   It's easy for me to say, huh, I'm single!!!!   

I am coming to live with you!!   

(I will help with the babies!!!  )

[BTgirl]

I have to have stupid satellite TV because the cable people won't run cable out into the woods to my house.

Well, stupid satellite TV won't give you local weather on the weather channel, even when you pay extra for local TV stations. The only way I can get local weather is to watch the local news at 6:00 pm.

I just now turned the TV on, and ALL 3 local stations are off the air on the stupid satellite. There's a smarmy message on the screen that says, "Sorry for the interruption. There is no need to call us. We are aware that this TV station is temporarily unavailable and we will have this channel back as quickly as possible."

 

BT, I always check the weather on Yahoo.  Do they give the woods forcast??? 

Well, to be truthful, no one can really predict the weather out here in the woods.

When I drive up my driveway, which goes up a big long hill, the temperature drops 5 degrees from what it was at the foot of the hill. 

[mytime]

Ok, I have to go for a while!!  I am following DR.  MM's advice!! 

Afterall, I know she is an expect on men!!!  She has had enough of them to know!!   


Love you MM!!!!

[BTgirl]

On a brighter note, I went shopping yesterday at a clearance sale.

I got 3 pairs of pants, 10 tops, and 1 dress for $120.00.

The receipt said I saved $503.00 off the regular price. 

[mytime]

On a brighter note, I went shopping yesterday at a clearance sale.

I got 3 pairs of pants, 10 tops, and 1 dress for $120.00.

The receipt said I saved $503.00 off the regular price. 

WOW..........you are a good shopper!!! 

[marymary]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

   It's easy for me to say, huh, I'm single!!!!   

I am coming to live with you!!   

(I will help with the babies!!!  )

Pack your bags and bring the laptop.  Can we fit all the dogs in my 12' X 13' apt??  Will PT support us??  The food
& cig bill will be huge. 

[BTgirl]

On a brighter note, I went shopping yesterday at a clearance sale.

I got 3 pairs of pants, 10 tops, and 1 dress for $120.00.

The receipt said I saved $503.00 off the regular price. 

WOW..........you are a good shopper!!! 

Nahhh...Belk was just desperate to get rid of those clothes, LOL.

[mytime]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

   It's easy for me to say, huh, I'm single!!!!   

I am coming to live with you!!   

(I will help with the babies!!!  )

Pack your bags and bring the laptop.  Can we fit all the dogs in my 12' X 13' apt??  Will PT support us??  The food
& cig bill will be huge. 

Oh, by the time I done with him..........he will be beging me for money!!