MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSIONS #21 2/22/09 - 2/24/09

[marymary]

I have to have stupid satellite TV because the cable people won't run cable out into the woods to my house.

Well, stupid satellite TV won't give you local weather on the weather channel, even when you pay extra for local TV stations. The only way I can get local weather is to watch the local news at 6:00 pm.

I just now turned the TV on, and ALL 3 local stations are off the air on the stupid satellite. There's a smarmy message on the screen that says, "Sorry for the interruption. There is no need to call us. We are aware that this TV station is temporarily unavailable and we will have this channel back as quickly as possible."

 

BT, I always check the weather on Yahoo.  Do they give the woods forcast??? 

Well, to be truthful, no one can really predict the weather out here in the woods.

When I drive up my driveway, which goes up a big long hill, the temperature drops 5 degrees from what it was at the foot of the hill. 

Get the closest forecast and minus 5...yes?   Just trying to help.      

[Dolce]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

[marymary]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

   It's easy for me to say, huh, I'm single!!!!   

I am coming to live with you!!   

(I will help with the babies!!!  )

Pack your bags and bring the laptop.  Can we fit all the dogs in my 12' X 13' apt??  Will PT support us??  The food
& cig bill will be huge. 

Oh, by the time I done with him..........he will be beging me for money!!   

Can he buy us a cow?  It will save on milk.   

[mytime]

Mt,  now now, we must be more patient with our therapist.  I do have other clients experiencing emergencies.  First let me say that what you're thinking is not an option.  CBB, I am "monkey shocked" at you encouraging such behavior.  It is important to keep our bread winners around and somewhat pacified.  I suggest you offer PT two hours a day of your undivided attention.  Preferrably not on Monkey time.  Than we will take it from there.  Now, what insurance did you say you have??? 

My insurance or my husband's Life insurance???   

   It's easy for me to say, huh, I'm single!!!!   

I am coming to live with you!!   

(I will help with the babies!!!  )

Pack your bags and bring the laptop.  Can we fit all the dogs in my 12' X 13' apt??  Will PT support us??  The food
& cig bill will be huge. 

Oh, by the time I done with him..........he will be beging me for money!!   

Can he buy us a cow?  It will save on milk.   

 

You are sick and are in dire need of good meds!!     

[always 1]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

[Dolce]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

Let the bidding begin!  Post for A1

[mytime]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

Let the bidding begin!  Post for A1

I want $1000.00 to take him!!   

Wait, does he clean, vacuum, cook, etc???

[always 1]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

Let the bidding begin!  Post for A1

I want $1000.00 to take him!!   

Wait, does he clean, vacuum, cook, etc???

He can bake frozen cookies!!!

[mytime]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

Let the bidding begin!  Post for A1

I want $1000.00 to take him!!   

Wait, does he clean, vacuum, cook, etc???

He can bake frozen cookies!!!

 

Hmmm, I already have one pain........................no need for another!!  LOLOL

[marymary]

Going to go nap.  BBL for the late shift when all the hubbies are saftely tucked in bed.   Look forward to candid camera time.  Later   

[marymary]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

Let the bidding begin!  Post for A1

Is that him in a good mood??  Well...hmm...I do need a new car.   I'll take hubby and $5000 (I should get a decent used car for that.  That's my bid.   

[always 1]

Gosh you guys, dont make me throw in the oil rights!!!  Hahahahhahahahha

[crazybabyborg]

A1 I have not received it yet.  Did you send?

Yes.

Let the bidding begin!  Post for A1

Is that him in a good mood??  Well...hmm...I do need a new car.   I'll take hubby and $5000 (I should get a decent used car for that.  That's my bid.   

 

I'll just get the ax..........

[crazybabyborg]

Gosh you guys, dont make me throw in the oil rights!!!  Hahahahhahahahha

Do you have some??   

[always 1]

Ok guys, this is a one time offer - bid on me- I just made ham, mashed potatoes and real snapped green beans.  I have choc pudding for dessert,  any takers????

[crazybabyborg]

Ok guys, this is a one time offer - bid on me- I just made ham, mashed potatoes and real snapped green beans.  I have choc pudding for dessert,  any takers????

I'll not only take it, I'll give you a shamrock tatoo for St. Paddy's Day!   


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[always 1]

Ok guys, this is a one time offer - bid on me- I just made ham, mashed potatoes and real snapped green beans.  I have choc pudding for dessert,  any takers????

I'll not only take it, I'll give you a shamrock tatoo for St. Paddy's Day!   


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Thank you CBB I love it!

[crazybabyborg]

I'm not having a dinner like yours, always, but I'm going to go warm up left overs from Carraba's. My son went last night and brought me some garlic basil chicken with pasta. YUM!!

[mytime]

Just a little update!!  He is still breathing but the night is young!! 

[GramaMonkey]

Sorry, to interrupt...

When kids run......