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« Reply #900 on: March 01, 2009, 02:06:33 PM »

CBB, Jackie and Peanut and BGI see that while I was asleep dreaming of lillies and butterflies, the three of you decided to have several laughs at my expense!!   

I see what is going on!!  I see it very clearly!! My feelings are deeply offended!!   

Now a bigger person may be able to forgive and forget!!  However, I am not!!  LOL

All 4 of you are on my list!!     

Looking forward to seeing you tonight!!   

edited - had a little oversight!!   

Hola!!!

Oh, your understated personality is such an inspiration for a hat!!!   
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« Reply #901 on: March 01, 2009, 02:08:37 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Watching this is like watching dinner get up and dance..........   Rolling Eyes
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« Reply #902 on: March 01, 2009, 02:23:27 PM »

Wanna know what Rm did last nite?????  Yeah, I know.  I had just put a steak on.  He came in and said, "I really want french toast".  I said ok, I will put this in the fridge for tomorrow.  He said, "want me to take you by to get Chinese while the truck is warm'???  I said, I would love that.  So driving to the Chinese place, he says he needs to go to Quik Trip.  I say good, I want a diet coke and a lottery ticket (it's up to 178 million) he said "you have a dollar for the lottery?"  I said yes.  He said ok, I hand him the dollar, he rolls down the window, throws the dollar out, and says "there, you lost".   TRUE STORY!!!!!!
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« Reply #903 on: March 01, 2009, 02:24:43 PM »

CBB, Jackie and Peanut!!

I see that while I was asleep dreaming of lillies and butterflies, the three of you decided to have several laughs at my expense!!   

I see what is going on!!  I see it very clearly!! My feelings are deeply offended!!   

Now a bigger person may be able to forgive and forget!!  However, I am not!!  LOL

All 3 of you are on my list!!     

Looking forward to seeing you tonight!!   

But, but, but ............ it was soooooooo funny!!!!
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« Reply #904 on: March 01, 2009, 02:24:52 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Watching this is like watching dinner get up and dance..........   Rolling Eyes
      But how do you baste him????
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« Reply #905 on: March 01, 2009, 02:25:14 PM »

Wanna know what Rm did last nite?????  Yeah, I know.  I had just put a steak on.  He came in and said, "I really want french toast".  I said ok, I will put this in the fridge for tomorrow.  He said, "want me to take you by to get Chinese while the truck is warm'???  I said, I would love that.  So driving to the Chinese place, he says he needs to go to Quik Trip.  I say good, I want a diet coke and a lottery ticket (it's up to 178 million) he said "you have a dollar for the lottery?"  I said yes.  He said ok, I hand him the dollar, he rolls down the window, throws the dollar out, and says "there, you lost".   TRUE STORY!!!!!!


Maybe you can report him to the Secret Service for destruction of currency.

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« Reply #906 on: March 01, 2009, 02:28:24 PM »

Wanna know what Rm did last nite?????  Yeah, I know.  I had just put a steak on.  He came in and said, "I really want french toast".  I said ok, I will put this in the fridge for tomorrow.  He said, "want me to take you by to get Chinese while the truck is warm'???  I said, I would love that.  So driving to the Chinese place, he says he needs to go to Quik Trip.  I say good, I want a diet coke and a lottery ticket (it's up to 178 million) he said "you have a dollar for the lottery?"  I said yes.  He said ok, I hand him the dollar, he rolls down the window, throws the dollar out, and says "there, you lost".   TRUE STORY!!!!!!


Maybe you can report him to the Secret Service for destruction of currency.



 

I like the way your mind works, Anna!!!!
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« Reply #907 on: March 01, 2009, 02:29:13 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Watching this is like watching dinner get up and dance..........   Rolling Eyes
      But how do you baste him????

With a water pistol and good aim..........     
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« Reply #908 on: March 01, 2009, 02:33:59 PM »

Bearly, have you ever tried Yoga or Pilates???  After my 5 car head on accident, they had me on every medicine you can imagine.  I didnt walk for a year and was in a wheel chair.  I broke almost every bone in my body.  They told my family I would probably never walk.  But I didnt accept it and didnt want to take medicine.  After all the surgeries, I starte Pilates and Yoga.  I dont take any medicine now. 

WOW, God bless you A1!! 

Pain meds can fool your body into thinking you need them!  When my MOM finally got off all, including ambien - she never complained about pain or insomnia again!!  She actually felt better, her head was clear and she became her "old self" again!!  Just speaking from my own experience!! 
If you take pain meds for a long time, your body stops making its own endorphins.
Same with prednisone a cortisol drug. You have to structure down the amount with a doctor
over a period of time and your body will kick in. My Mum was ill with something and was on prednisone and I went to her appointments with her and had it all explained by a kidney specialist. I had been on prednisone and it was the same story. They are good drugs, but a person can take them for too long and have health issues that hang on long after the recovery because of the drugs.
But, this all has to be done under a doctors care. I had a calender and a schedule that spanned two or three months.   
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« Reply #909 on: March 01, 2009, 02:39:03 PM »

CBB, Jackie and Peanut and BGI see that while I was asleep dreaming of lillies and butterflies, the three of you decided to have several laughs at my expense!!   

I see what is going on!!  I see it very clearly!! My feelings are deeply offended!!   

Now a bigger person may be able to forgive and forget!!  However, I am not!!  LOL

All 4 of you are on my list!!     

Looking forward to seeing you tonight!!   

edited - had a little oversight!!   

Hola!!!

Oh, your understated personality is such an inspiration for a hat!!!   

lends a whole new meaning to the phrase ' oh stuff it in your hat'.
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« Reply #910 on: March 01, 2009, 02:39:07 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kvZbGUNU_s8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Watching this is like watching dinner get up and dance..........   Rolling Eyes
      But how do you baste him????

With a water pistol and good aim..........     
Hhahahahahahahahaha - good one!!! 
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« Reply #911 on: March 01, 2009, 02:55:06 PM »

Paul Harvey died on Saturday, February 28th. So Sad.

  Paul Harvey Writes:
             We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we
made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
             I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes
and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.
             I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you
learn honesty by being cheated.
             I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and
wash the car.
             And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you
are sixteen.
             It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born
and your old dog put to sleep.
             I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe
in.
             I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger
brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the
middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you
because he's scared, I hope you let him.
             When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister
wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
             I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and
that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
             On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't
ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with
someone as uncool as your Mom.
             If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to
make one instead of buying one.
            I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
             When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add
and subtract in your head.
             I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first
crush on a boy\girl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn
what ivory soap tastes like.
             May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on
a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
             I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like
it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not
your friend.
             I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your
Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.
             May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
             I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball
through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at
Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
             These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment,
hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
             Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And
if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
            Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not
by accepting favors, but by doing them.

oh, what sad news. ive always enjoyed him a great deal, may he rest in peace.
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« Reply #912 on: March 01, 2009, 04:38:03 PM »

Wanna know what Rm did last nite?????  Yeah, I know.  I had just put a steak on.  He came in and said, "I really want french toast".  I said ok, I will put this in the fridge for tomorrow.  He said, "want me to take you by to get Chinese while the truck is warm'???  I said, I would love that.  So driving to the Chinese place, he says he needs to go to Quik Trip.  I say good, I want a diet coke and a lottery ticket (it's up to 178 million) he said "you have a dollar for the lottery?"  I said yes.  He said ok, I hand him the dollar, he rolls down the window, throws the dollar out, and says "there, you lost".   TRUE STORY!!!!!!

Big mistake!!  LOL Never give a man your money!!   

I hope you made him buy you five tickets!!  Oh, you are not going to spoil PT, are you?  He is already pretty well trained!!  LOL (Those words could get me Killed!!  LOL)
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« Reply #913 on: March 01, 2009, 04:38:47 PM »

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« Reply #914 on: March 01, 2009, 04:40:20 PM »

Wanna know what Rm did last nite?????  Yeah, I know.  I had just put a steak on.  He came in and said, "I really want french toast".  I said ok, I will put this in the fridge for tomorrow.  He said, "want me to take you by to get Chinese while the truck is warm'???  I said, I would love that.  So driving to the Chinese place, he says he needs to go to Quik Trip.  I say good, I want a diet coke and a lottery ticket (it's up to 178 million) he said "you have a dollar for the lottery?"  I said yes.  He said ok, I hand him the dollar, he rolls down the window, throws the dollar out, and says "there, you lost".   TRUE STORY!!!!!!

Big mistake!!  LOL Never give a man your money!!  

I hope you made him buy you five tickets!!  Oh, you are not going to spoil PT, are you?  He is already pretty well trained!!  LOL (Those words could get me Killed!!  LOL)


Right!

Any time a man asks if you have money for anything, the answer is always NO, I DON'T!

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« Reply #915 on: March 01, 2009, 04:54:51 PM »

Sigh, you would think I would learn!!!!
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« Reply #916 on: March 01, 2009, 04:55:51 PM »

Prayers for the NFl Football Players and their companions lost at sea.   God be with them.
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« Reply #917 on: March 01, 2009, 05:37:06 PM »

Prayers for the NFl Football Players and their companions lost at sea.   God be with them.

I just heard about it on the news!!  Yes, may God be with them!!
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« Reply #918 on: March 01, 2009, 05:43:23 PM »



CBB, Jackie and Peanut and BGI see that while I was asleep dreaming of lillies and butterflies, the three of you decided to have several laughs at my expense!!   

I see what is going on!!  I see it very clearly!! My feelings are deeply offended!!   

Now a bigger person may be able to forgive and forget!!  However, I am not!!  LOL

All 4 of you are on my list!!     

Looking forward to seeing you tonight!!   

edited - had a little oversight!!  


And we have been holding off on the slander suits to give them every chance to mend the error of their ways, MT!



Counsel, the evidence is mounding!! They are just making it easy for us!!!   They'll see!!  We aren't fooling around!!! 
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« Reply #919 on: March 01, 2009, 05:47:21 PM »

CBB, Jackie and Peanut and BGI see that while I was asleep dreaming of lillies and butterflies, the three of you decided to have several laughs at my expense!!   

I see what is going on!!  I see it very clearly!! My feelings are deeply offended!!   

Now a bigger person may be able to forgive and forget!!  However, I am not!!  LOL

All 4 of you are on my list!!     

Looking forward to seeing you tonight!!   

edited - had a little oversight!!   

Hola!!!

Oh, your understated personality is such an inspiration for a hat!!!   

lends a whole new meaning to the phrase ' oh stuff it in your hat'.

Peanut,

Is it cold where you live because I have have a fun little game for  you!!  LOL



This ought to keep you quiet for as while!! 

 
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