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« Reply #940 on: March 09, 2009, 01:42:37 AM »

NURSE MT!!!!!   My husband is in need of a shot - he turned the heat up on the way to bed - it's hot in here!!!!!
FTLOG  go turn it back down.   And buy him an electric blanket !
  If he's good and toasty in his slumber, sneak in with a bowl of warm water, and gently put his hand in it.   
CBB, how could you even suggest such a thing?   
First grab a camera...then do what CBB said, what was she thinking?
1.  Grab camera
2.  Do the deed
3.  Share it with monkey friends

RIGHT! Be sure to catch that graceful come hither look as he exits the bed..................

Is that the one where his drawers are stuck in his crack and he doesn't know it ?

LOOSING it!!!

OMG! ROFLMAO!!!

CBB, is there something you want to tell us?  That is the second time tonight you were a loose woman?  Are you losing it, or do you have some hinky news for us?  Please pick the hinky news?

 

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« Reply #941 on: March 09, 2009, 01:42:44 AM »

Wake up MaryMary!!!

I was thinking that you should have your own comic book, or emoto book.  You are too funny!!     Also, I was watching some wierd show or movie, it just ended channel 7.  Some other wierd show is on now. 

Oh, we are not weird enough for you!!   

I know how to get your attention!!   



Well, so do I!

ADVICE FOR THE DAY!

NEVER, EVER, EVER KISS A MONKEY!!



WOW JUST WOW....humans are so limited ey?
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« Reply #942 on: March 09, 2009, 01:42:51 AM »

Wake up MaryMary!!!

I was thinking that you should have your own comic book, or emoto book.  You are too funny!!     Also, I was watching some wierd show or movie, it just ended channel 7.  Some other wierd show is on now. 

Oh, we are not weird enough for you!!   

I know how to get your attention!!   



Well, so do I!

ADVICE FOR THE DAY!

NEVER, EVER, EVER KISS A MONKEY!!




 
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« Reply #943 on: March 09, 2009, 01:44:19 AM »

Wake up MaryMary!!!

I was thinking that you should have your own comic book, or emoto book.  You are too funny!!     Also, I was watching some wierd show or movie, it just ended channel 7.  Some other wierd show is on now. 

Oh, we are not weird enough for you!!   

I know how to get your attention!!   



Well, so do I!

ADVICE FOR THE DAY!

NEVER, EVER, EVER KISS A MONKEY!!



 
If only men could figure that out............  sorry MD!!
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« Reply #944 on: March 09, 2009, 01:44:33 AM »

Gonna head out for the night/morning.  Unfortunately, I have to work tomorrow.  Good to see  you all again!  Sleep sweet!

Good night Casa!!  Have a good week!!

Hi MD!!   

Sorry I have been letting my dogs out!!

I hope they are barking like crazy and waking up the couple with nothing better to do in bed than sleep...

 

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« Reply #945 on: March 09, 2009, 01:45:19 AM »

Wake up MaryMary!!!

I was thinking that you should have your own comic book, or emoto book.  You are too funny!!     Also, I was watching some wierd show or movie, it just ended channel 7.  Some other wierd show is on now. 

Oh, we are not weird enough for you!!   

I know how to get your attention!!   



Well, so do I!

ADVICE FOR THE DAY!

NEVER, EVER, EVER KISS A MONKEY!!



WOW JUST WOW....humans are so limited ey?


 

Thank God! There wouldn't be a man on the planet you could ever have a conversation with...............
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« Reply #946 on: March 09, 2009, 01:46:28 AM »

Hi Monkey Doodle,
So Md are you going shopping with Mom tomorrow? 

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!    Although I do believe it is time for some Retail Therapy....
Not to jinx you. But I was thinking that they have paints and finger paints out now, that are clear when when the kids apply them to special paper the colors appear. That way there is no mess. When my daughter ask me to go shopping it is because she wants us to buy her something.

Exactly!!!  And let me tell you, MD is not the person to go shopping with!  
I hear you
Years ago when we were moving to Florida daddy couldn't move without making sure she had a good car. So we bought her a car used but really taken care of etc. When we moved back to Calif. her and then Hub wanted to buy a jeep. But they wouldn't give them enough of in trade in to afford the jeep. So daddy bought the car back from her. Now tell me we bought it in the first place and bought again. Go figure. Daddys little girl.
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« Reply #947 on: March 09, 2009, 01:47:15 AM »

Dolce, take care of you and yours sweetie - pamper yourself now because when your bundle of joys arrive you are going to be one busy mama - lubs ya girl

Hi Capp! How are you tonight?

Hey hey CBB   Sorries I saw this late as I just was checking back to see how Dolce was doing...phew!   My spine was pitching fits but otherwise, Im good.  How have you been, monkey huggs!

Huggs backatcha, Capp! 

Sorry about your back, and hope it calms down soon. That seems to be a common ailment among the primates here. Count me in too. Maybe we should all put our best tips together on how to get through it. It would help me to loose weight, and I know it.   

Now there's a thread all by itself!   That retail therapy might get my mind off of it....hehehe   I guess it doesn't help that us monkeys are swinging on vines daily, yesterday I felt like I fell off mine!    I'm sorries you share the agony, I'm a few minutes away from taking a hot soak with an effervescent tablet.   


forget the tablet, try an effervescent man.

 

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« Reply #948 on: March 09, 2009, 01:47:21 AM »

NURSE MT!!!!!   My husband is in need of a shot - he turned the heat up on the way to bed - it's hot in here!!!!!
FTLOG  go turn it back down.   And buy him an electric blanket !
  If he's good and toasty in his slumber, sneak in with a bowl of warm water, and gently put his hand in it.   
CBB, how could you even suggest such a thing?   
First grab a camera...then do what CBB said, what was she thinking?
1.  Grab camera
2.  Do the deed
3.  Share it with monkey friends

RIGHT! Be sure to catch that graceful come hither look as he exits the bed..................

Is that the one where his drawers are stuck in his crack and he doesn't know it ?

LOOSING it!!!

OMG! ROFLMAO!!!

CBB, is there something you want to tell us?  That is the second time tonight you were a loose woman?  Are you losing it, or do you have some hinky news for us?  Please pick the hinky news?

 



 

Oh, I'm getting loose alright! I think that's where te dimple on my butt came from.................   Rolling Eyes
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« Reply #949 on: March 09, 2009, 01:47:49 AM »

Hi Monkey Doodle,
So Md are you going shopping with Mom tomorrow? 

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!    Although I do believe it is time for some Retail Therapy....
Not to jinx you. But I was thinking that they have paints and finger paints out now, that are clear when when the kids apply them to special paper the colors appear. That way there is no mess. When my daughter ask me to go shopping it is because she wants us to buy her something.

Exactly!!!  And let me tell you, MD is not the person to go shopping with!  
I hear you
Years ago when we were moving to Florida daddy couldn't move without making sure she had a good car. So we bought her a car used but really taken care of etc. When we moved back to Calif. her and then Hub wanted to buy a jeep. But they wouldn't give them enough of in trade in to afford the jeep. So daddy bought the car back from her. Now tell me we bought it in the first place and bought again. Go figure. Daddys little girl.
Isn't it not so funny how that works? 
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« Reply #950 on: March 09, 2009, 01:47:57 AM »

Holy cow you all are cracking me up.
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« Reply #951 on: March 09, 2009, 01:48:37 AM »

Gonna head out for the night/morning.  Unfortunately, I have to work tomorrow.  Good to see  you all again!  Sleep sweet!

Good night Casa!!  Have a good week!!

Hi MD!!   

Sorry I have been letting my dogs out!!

I hope they are barking like crazy and waking up the couple with nothing better to do in bed than sleep...

 



OMG -He was cleaning his boat today and can I just say     It has been a while since I have seen a body like that so close up!!     

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« Reply #952 on: March 09, 2009, 01:48:54 AM »

Hi Monkey Doodle,
So Md are you going shopping with Mom tomorrow? 

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!    Although I do believe it is time for some Retail Therapy....
Not to jinx you. But I was thinking that they have paints and finger paints out now, that are clear when when the kids apply them to special paper the colors appear. That way there is no mess. When my daughter ask me to go shopping it is because she wants us to buy her something.

Exactly!!!  And let me tell you, MD is not the person to go shopping with!  
I hear you
Years ago when we were moving to Florida daddy couldn't move without making sure she had a good car. So we bought her a car used but really taken care of etc. When we moved back to Calif. her and then Hub wanted to buy a jeep. But they wouldn't give them enough of in trade in to afford the jeep. So daddy bought the car back from her. Now tell me we bought it in the first place and bought again. Go figure. Daddys little girl.

It takes a parent to understand that logic...................  and I do!   
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« Reply #953 on: March 09, 2009, 01:49:34 AM »

Hi MM & Bearley


Hi Green Eyes, always good to see you.  Look's like the whole gang has showed up tonight.   

MM !     Hey --  mt has been complaining the last couple days - her stomach hurts, she's dizzy, it's hard to breathe, her head hurts... and now her neck hurts.  What say you, mm ?? 

 

Hi Buds,  Hmmm???  sounds familiar but the name is escaping me now.  Starts with Hyp 


Oh hypodermica-maniacal





You guys are too funny.  I can Bearly keep up!!   

Just bear with us a little longer and surely you will catch up...

 

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« Reply #954 on: March 09, 2009, 01:51:37 AM »

Hi Monkey Doodle,
So Md are you going shopping with Mom tomorrow? 

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!    Although I do believe it is time for some Retail Therapy....
Not to jinx you. But I was thinking that they have paints and finger paints out now, that are clear when when the kids apply them to special paper the colors appear. That way there is no mess. When my daughter ask me to go shopping it is because she wants us to buy her something.

Exactly!!!  And let me tell you, MD is not the person to go shopping with!  


oooh did someone say shopping??!?!?!?!?  Im in!

 

Yep and as luck would have it, it's your Mom.

 

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« Reply #955 on: March 09, 2009, 01:52:03 AM »

Hi MM & Bearley


Hi Green Eyes, always good to see you.  Look's like the whole gang has showed up tonight.   

MM !     Hey --  mt has been complaining the last couple days - her stomach hurts, she's dizzy, it's hard to breathe, her head hurts... and now her neck hurts.  What say you, mm ?? 

 

Hi Buds,  Hmmm???  sounds familiar but the name is escaping me now.  Starts with Hyp 


Oh hypodermica-maniacal





You guys are too funny.  I can Bearly keep up!!   

Just bear with us a little longer and surely you will catch up...

 



Don't say that! You'll get MT "Ohming"!

Every time she does, she looks like she's trying to have a bowel movement!    Rolling Eyes
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« Reply #956 on: March 09, 2009, 01:53:19 AM »

Gonna head out for the night/morning.  Unfortunately, I have to work tomorrow.  Good to see  you all again!  Sleep sweet!

Good night Casa!!  Have a good week!!

Hi MD!!   

Sorry I have been letting my dogs out!!

I hope they are barking like crazy and waking up the couple with nothing better to do in bed than sleep...

 



OMG -He was cleaning his boat today and can I just say     It has been a while since I have seen a body like that so close up!!     



Is that why your neck hurts?? straining to see.   
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« Reply #957 on: March 09, 2009, 01:54:07 AM »

Where's Boo Boo and Fanny tonight?
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« Reply #958 on: March 09, 2009, 01:54:45 AM »

Hi MM & Bearley


Hi Green Eyes, always good to see you.  Look's like the whole gang has showed up tonight.   

MM !     Hey --  mt has been complaining the last couple days - her stomach hurts, she's dizzy, it's hard to breathe, her head hurts... and now her neck hurts.  What say you, mm ??   

     



I am headed in the exact opposite direction!!   

     ???




       






Here try this one!!   




You're too hammered to have done the deed???

You beat your husband to death with a hammer?

A judge has declared you legally insane?

Someone hit PT in the b@lls with a hammer and things are not the same?

Am I close?

 

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« Reply #959 on: March 09, 2009, 01:55:51 AM »

[qoute/] Don't say that! You'll get MT "Ohming"!

Every time she does, she looks like she's trying to have a bowel movement!
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