MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #35 4/15/09 - 4/20/09

[Steel Monkey]

Good evening gals & Mr. Steel, happy to drop in for a few, gettin old is a b****h, used to be able to stay up like Green Eyes, but as she's 5 days younger than me she's just gotta show me up these days!!!!

Hi BabsKats... we need a funny story tonight to pep us up. 

Got one about GE ?   

Here's a funny story... When I was about 28,  I went out with three women from the office.  One was engaged, but having trouble with her boyfriend.  One was married, but getting divored, and the third was newly divorced, but taking her ex to the cleaners.  The night stared off just fine, but by the end of the night, I was defending the entire male race.  I did not win.

Did you seriously think you would?

Thank You Jackie I was just getting ready to ask that.

We were friends!  We were friends!  I never expected a whole group of humans to turn against me!  I was young and naive!

[BabsKats]

Good evening gals & Mr. Steel, happy to drop in for a few, gettin old is a b****h, used to be able to stay up like Green Eyes, but as she's 5 days younger than me she's just gotta show me up these days!!!!

Hi BabsKats... we need a funny story tonight to pep us up. 

Got one about GE ?   

Let me think on that one for a bit...........But got a question ---- Hubbies want to take us out for our Birthdays...We've basically got it down to either "BILLYBOBS' or Casino in Okla., hubbies are both a couple of real  fun guys to go to either place with, so guess Billybobs should be the choice......least gots lots of "Pretty Cowboys" to watch!

[Green Eyes]

Good evening gals & Mr. Steel, happy to drop in for a few, gettin old is a b****h, used to be able to stay up like Green Eyes, but as she's 5 days younger than me she's just gotta show me up these days!!!!

Hi BabsKats... we need a funny story tonight to pep us up. 

Got one about GE ?   

Let me think on that one for a bit...........But got a question ---- Hubbies want to take us out for our Birthdays...We've basically got it down to either "BILLYBOBS' or Casino in Okla., hubbies are both a couple of real  fun guys to go to either place with, so guess Billybobs should be the choice......least gots lots of "Pretty Cowboys" to watch!

They have slots there too!

[mytime]

Good evening gals & Mr. Steel, happy to drop in for a few, gettin old is a b****h, used to be able to stay up like Green Eyes, but as she's 5 days younger than me she's just gotta show me up these days!!!!

Hi BabsKats... we need a funny story tonight to pep us up. 

Got one about GE ?   

Let me think on that one for a bit...........But got a question ---- Hubbies want to take us out for our Birthdays...We've basically got it down to either "BILLYBOBS' or Casino in Okla., hubbies are both a couple of real  fun guys to go to either place with, so guess Billybobs should be the choice......least gots lots of "Pretty Cowboys" to watch!

I would make them take me to Menapuse the Musical.  Steel Monkey have you seen that yet.......just wondering. 

[Lovinlife]

BabsKats, I thought you said Hillbillies  On that note, I'm going to say goodnight. 
I guess I can't hold my smoke like I used to! 

[Steel Monkey]

Good evening gals & Mr. Steel, happy to drop in for a few, gettin old is a b****h, used to be able to stay up like Green Eyes, but as she's 5 days younger than me she's just gotta show me up these days!!!!

Hi BabsKats... we need a funny story tonight to pep us up. 

Got one about GE ?   

Let me think on that one for a bit...........But got a question ---- Hubbies want to take us out for our Birthdays...We've basically got it down to either "BILLYBOBS' or Casino in Okla., hubbies are both a couple of real  fun guys to go to either place with, so guess Billybobs should be the choice......least gots lots of "Pretty Cowboys" to watch!

I would make them take me to Menapuse the Musical.  Steel Monkey have you seen that yet.......just wondering. 

Male Monkeys don't understand such things!   

[mytime]

BabsKats, I thought you said Hillbillies  On that note, I'm going to say goodnight. 
I guess I can't hold my smoke like I used to! 

 

Good night Lovinlife

Sweet dreams

[Steel Monkey]

BabsKats, I thought you said Hillbillies  On that note, I'm going to say goodnight. 
I guess I can't hold my smoke like I used to! 

Good night Lovinlife!  A final puff for you!

[Green Eyes]

BabsKats, I thought you said Hillbillies  On that note, I'm going to say goodnight. 
I guess I can't hold my smoke like I used to! 

Good Night Lovinlife Sweet Dreams and God Bless

[BabsKats]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

[Green Eyes]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

Ya I hated walking across campus wrapped in a towel. 

[BabsKats]

Dang it Steel, my son's trying to steal the Monkey's oregano.  Thought I had him broke of that stuff.......Geez, with the price of cigs, might be cheaper.........Oops forgot, ain't in Ca. no mo.........

[KCJackie]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

 

[BabsKats]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

Ya I hated walking across campus wrapped in a towel. 

But gotta admit, we were so cute in our  little orange shorts runnin around the track............even though you always beat me, not fair.

[Steel Monkey]

Dang it Steel, my son's trying to steal the Monkey's oregano.  Thought I had him broke of that stuff.......Geez, with the price of cigs, might be cheaper.........Oops forgot, ain't in Ca. no mo.........

Steel / Steal!  That was just a play on words right?   RIGHT?   

[Steel Monkey]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

Ya I hated walking across campus wrapped in a towel. 

But gotta admit, we were so cute in our  little orange shorts runnin around the track............even though you always beat me, not fair.

Um, not all of you were cute in your orange shorts.  Some more than others!

[Green Eyes]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

 

Then we would wonder why our PE grade was always D during swim time.

[mytime]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

Ya I hated walking across campus wrapped in a towel. 

But gotta admit, we were so cute in our  little orange shorts runnin around the track............even though you always beat me, not fair.

Um, not all of you were cute in your orange shorts.  Some more than others!

 

Shoe size, please! 

[BabsKats]

Well in High School, we always seemed to have P.E. 1st period, and doing the swimming thing at 7:30 in the morn (even is So. Cal.) is cold in Feb.  Having to re-do our hair & makeup was just intolerable...........

Well as we  both had the same M.D. and the poor ol guy was easily conned by us sweet young things,(though she did have one up on me, her dad & Doc were friends) I had to work a little harder on my sore throat.   We both managed to get excused from swimming for the full 6 weeks....for all 4 years.........

Got to work in the attendence office, and we NEVER gave our friends a break with cut cards nor no excuses without a note from parents..........Geez GE, think how popular we could have been!!!!!!

 

Then we would wonder why our PE grade was always D during swim time.

Ya, and the only thing we really missed in swimming was not getting to make fun of "Ol Thunder Thighs" Noreen

[Green Eyes]

Hello Hello were did everybody go?