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Author Topic: Sandra Cantu #4 4/27/09 -  (Read 381916 times)
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« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2009, 03:10:01 PM »

Some of these people when they die? well, I am sure God himself will ask the question, WTheck???  Honestly, this has to be a spoof site. People are honestly smarter then this, right? 
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« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2009, 03:11:55 PM »

ANNOUNCEMENT THAT SITE IS A SPOOF. A SICK SPOOF, BUT A SPOOF. NO REAL CHURCH
Oh thank god! I had a feeling but geez after everything that has happened, you just never know! Whew! I can now breath...
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« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2009, 03:13:29 PM »

Oh dear G-d... someone tell me that's all a parody site and not real. Click the profiles of the women's association. You won't believe what you see.

It's all drag queens, lesbian bikers and the certifiable. Someone tell me that's all a joke. 

And nothing against lesbian bikers, but this church is nuts.

Jeb Thurmond does not come-up in their data-base.

Someone tell me that's all a joke. It can't be real.

I think everyone should practice whatever religion they choose, but this is a little off the wall if you ask me. 
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« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2009, 03:15:51 PM »

ANNOUNCEMENT THAT SITE IS A SPOOF. A SICK SPOOF, BUT A SPOOF. NO REAL CHURCH


Wow!!!   I thought it looked a little ..well a lot...weird!   Even if it is a spoof the people who are posting on there must be really twisted also!
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« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2009, 03:17:42 PM »

ANNOUNCEMENT THAT SITE IS A SPOOF. A SICK SPOOF, BUT A SPOOF. NO REAL CHURCH


Wow!!!   I thought it looked a little ..well a lot...weird!   Even if it is a spoof the people who are posting on there must be really twisted also!

somehow I saw Connie fitting in well over there. 
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« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2009, 03:22:05 PM »

Klaas, you have mail, its kinda important,    sorry for the interuption monkeys......
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« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2009, 03:22:11 PM »

I don't want to keep stacking but you know what this goes to
 Them's some weird ass people 

They are not only weird but very scary. I read a post about how to tell if your baby boy is gay. Well they suggest mouthing objects is a sign and a child/baby should have the item smacked out of their hand. Our friend who says MH was only following god word? Well he said a few minutes in afreezer will work! Another posts suggests shaking a baby if he is drooling, babiling, crying (????)  because that is a sign he is possed by the devil? WTH??? Is this site for real? Is it a joke type of site?  This cannot honestly be a real religious site, can it? Shocked!!! It is a spoof, right? These people should be reported!

I sure hope it is not a real site, but look at the number of posts on other threads.  Very weird stuff over there.  Makes me sick to think there are people like that.

By the way, I just noticed your new pic & just love it. 
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« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2009, 03:25:36 PM »

Guess it is a fake


Landover Baptist Church

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

The site was created by Chris Harper,[2] who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.[3] The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

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http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&direction=next&oldid=173387351
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« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2009, 03:26:46 PM »

Anyone have some ideas for researchin' ?
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« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2009, 03:28:40 PM »

Thank goodness that all got cleared up.
Sure had my blood pressure rising. 
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« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2009, 03:28:42 PM »

I'm so happy to hear that this site is a spoof, because when I saw this, Custom Designed  Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!, I just about feel out of my chair 
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« Reply #71 on: April 27, 2009, 03:30:36 PM »

I'm so happy to hear that this site is a spoof, because when I saw this, Custom Designed  Menstrual Shacks Exquisitely Crafted!, I just about feel out of my chair 


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #72 on: April 27, 2009, 03:31:19 PM »

sorry about the OT but I need to know how to get in touch with klass, and I see you are here in Sandra's thread.
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« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2009, 03:33:08 PM »

norose....thanks for the laugh!    I have already spent too much time on here so I'm off to straighten up the house before my hubby gets home    Hopefully the other links that I posted will be helpful to some of you in your research.
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« Reply #74 on: April 27, 2009, 03:34:44 PM »

Thank goodness that all got cleared up.
Sure had my blood pressure rising. 

Yea I thought I was about to pop a blood vessel in my head! Honestly, I was going to report this site to the FBI, lol. Oh that would have been embarrassing!
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« Reply #75 on: April 27, 2009, 03:41:07 PM »

I don't want to keep stacking but you know what this goes to
 Them's some weird ass people 

 
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« Reply #76 on: April 27, 2009, 03:43:47 PM »


The website is a spoof, fake.  Just a bunch of crazies posting there for shock value.

Seems to be werkin' for em, eh?? 
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« Reply #77 on: April 27, 2009, 03:46:44 PM »

Does that mean I can't order some t-shirts ?
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« Reply #78 on: April 27, 2009, 03:48:08 PM »

Connie Lawless's brother:

Our Pastor

Elder Arthur DeWayne Harris was saved and baptized at the age of nine, and entered the ministry when he was 18 years of age. Ordained by the Douglas Street Missionary Baptist Church of Omak, Washington, he began his pastorate work in May, 1963.

He attended three years at Landmark Baptist College in San Jose, California; doing course studies in Theology, Church History, New Testament Greek, and Homiletics. Upon completion of all required courses, he earned a Bachelor of Arts in Religious Studies from Sacramento Baptist College and Seminary. Although he found classroom studies to be very helpful as well as rigorous, he accredits most of his Bible education and indoctrination to his father, Elder A.A. Harris, who went to be with the Lord in November, 1989.

Elder Harris has been pastoring the Alisal Baptist Church for over 31 years and is the Dean of the Alisal Baptist Institute Theological Seminary. He also distributes monthly Sunday School Literature to various churches of like faith.

http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:U8yOXOVaC9wJ:www.alisalbaptistchurch.org/pastor.php+A+A+Harris+baptist&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca

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« Reply #79 on: April 27, 2009, 03:50:24 PM »

Does that mean I can't order some t-shirts ?

Yes, you can!  You can also order a clock of Jesus with the words "Jesus is watching you pooping!" 
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