MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #39 5/02/09 - 5/15/09

[KCJackie]

Good evening, u crazy monkeys. This is the first time I've come to this forum. Had no idea this was even hear. I've only been to the Monkey with the tragedy of Haleigh. So, it's great to see some fun going  on.
So, what's it take for a girl to get a drink around here. Shot of vodka with a slice of orange,please.
                                                            

Bearly!!!!!  Rosebud needs a drink up in here!!!

Hi Rosebud, I'm glad you have joined us

For Goodness sake...where is the WELCOME sign???  Do I have any staff here???   Hi Rosebud, you have now entered the Twilight Zone.  After Midnight we're gonna let all hang down!!!!   

 

Dang Jackie! You've just been robbed! I love that heart...........   
Are you TRYING to make the ORIGINAL avatar diva look bad?  Hmmmm?????   

Actually ............................. I'm wrong...................

KLAAS is the ORIGINAL avatar diva..........................    my bad!

I've been Robbed?

[Green Eyes]

A few years ago, when my daughter got married we had her reception in my brothers back yard. He and hubby worked for 6 months getting it ready, planting all these flowers in her wedding colors. After a while everyone was feeling pretty good. Hubs and I got up to dance and I decide I couldn't dance in heels. So I was going to kick off my shoes. You know kind of send them over in the corner. Well they went sailing though the air but not to the corner. Went right up and over the table were the DJ was at and hit him smack in the middle of his face. I don't know who was more shocked him or me. He was a good sport just picked up shoe and put it to the side and put the next song on.

    Oh, we should all go out together some night!!!  Bring the paramedics!!! 

Differently the paramedics ::MonkeyHaHa::Wouldn't that be fun.

[crazybabyborg]

A few years ago, when my daughter got married we had her reception in my brothers back yard. He and hubby worked for 6 months getting it ready, planting all these flowers in her wedding colors. After a while everyone was feeling pretty good. Hubs and I got up to dance and I decide I couldn't dance in heels. So I was going to kick off my shoes. You know kind of send them over in the corner. Well they went sailing though the air but not to the corner. Went right up and over the table were the DJ was at and hit him smack in the middle of his face. I don't know who was more shocked him or me. He was a good sport just picked up shoe and put it to the side and put the next song on.

    Oh, we should all go out together some night!!!  Bring the paramedics!!! 

 

[KCJackie]

A few years ago, when my daughter got married we had her reception in my brothers back yard. He and hubby worked for 6 months getting it ready, planting all these flowers in her wedding colors. After a while everyone was feeling pretty good. Hubs and I got up to dance and I decide I couldn't dance in heels. So I was going to kick off my shoes. You know kind of send them over in the corner. Well they went sailing though the air but not to the corner. Went right up and over the table were the DJ was at and hit him smack in the middle of his face. I don't know who was more shocked him or me. He was a good sport just picked up shoe and put it to the side and put the next song on.

    Oh, we should all go out together some night!!!  Bring the paramedics!!! 

We would all end up in the hospital with big bills - but oh the stories we could tell and the fun we would have!!

[crazybabyborg]

Good evening, u crazy monkeys. This is the first time I've come to this forum. Had no idea this was even hear. I've only been to the Monkey with the tragedy of Haleigh. So, it's great to see some fun going  on.
So, what's it take for a girl to get a drink around here. Shot of vodka with a slice of orange,please.
                                                            

Bearly!!!!!  Rosebud needs a drink up in here!!!

Hi Rosebud, I'm glad you have joined us

For Goodness sake...where is the WELCOME sign???  Do I have any staff here???   Hi Rosebud, you have now entered the Twilight Zone.  After Midnight we're gonna let all hang down!!!!   

 

Dang Jackie! You've just been robbed! I love that heart...........   
Are you TRYING to make the ORIGINAL avatar diva look bad?  Hmmmm?????   

Actually ............................. I'm wrong...................

KLAAS is the ORIGINAL avatar diva..........................    my bad!

I've been Robbed?

 

I've got the prettiest little welcome necklace you ever saw!!!     

[Deenie]

KcJackie "Wedding" & Her Shoes ~ A funny I just received from my cousin .....

You've been hit by the

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 WOMAN WHO LIKE TO DRINK AND
HAVE FUN ; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN
YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE
THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.

MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES ... LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID !

[rosebud]

Oh, the hell with the shoes. That way in the morning your feet won't hurt with your head.
I say let's all have a shot. This one's one me.                                                                                 

[marymary]

KcJackie "Wedding" & Her Shoes ~ A funny I just received from my cousin .....

You've been hit by the

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 WOMAN WHO LIKE TO DRINK AND
HAVE FUN ; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN
YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE
THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.

MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES ... LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID !

    Wow, I may not need to tell my story tomorrow!!! 

[Bearlyhere]

A few years ago, when my daughter got married we had her reception in my brothers back yard. He and hubby worked for 6 months getting it ready, planting all these flowers in her wedding colors. After a while everyone was feeling pretty good. Hubs and I got up to dance and I decide I couldn't dance in heels. So I was going to kick off my shoes. You know kind of send them over in the corner. Well they went sailing though the air but not to the corner. Went right up and over the table were the DJ was at and hit him smack in the middle of his face. I don't know who was more shocked him or me. He was a good sport just picked up shoe and put it to the side and put the next song on.

 

[Deenie]

Oh, the hell with the shoes. That way in the morning your feet won't hurt with your head.
I say let's all have a shot. This one's one me.                                                                                 

Rosebud you will find here in Musings we are " The Girls" ... 

[Bearlyhere]

Since I am College Football freak .. U of M .. Michigan - this is one of my Fave Nelly Songs

The Song goes with the Video - Here Comes the BOOM .. song from the Movie " Longest Yard"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/e0wJ7W1rg1Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/e0wJ7W1rg1Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1</a>

Ok, now I'm ready to get my grove on..........   Ooooooooooh I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody!!!! 

They have all been fighting over you MM, take your pick!

 

1-7 will do just fine.  I can give a three man lap dance at one time!!!  Yes...I have child bearing hips!!!   

 

[rosebud]

O.K. now Deenie. Who sent u my diary?                   

[KCJackie]

KcJackie "Wedding" & Her Shoes ~ A funny I just received from my cousin .....

You've been hit by the

|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
|...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 12 WOMAN WHO LIKE TO DRINK AND
HAVE FUN ; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN
YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM!

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR
BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE
THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.

MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES ... LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID !

I bolded every one I do!!  That's funny!  I'm going to Happy Hour this friday which always turns in to Drunkin' Saturday Morning!

[KCJackie]

Good evening, u crazy monkeys. This is the first time I've come to this forum. Had no idea this was even hear. I've only been to the Monkey with the tragedy of Haleigh. So, it's great to see some fun going  on.
So, what's it take for a girl to get a drink around here. Shot of vodka with a slice of orange,please.
                                                            

Bearly!!!!!  Rosebud needs a drink up in here!!!

Hi Rosebud, I'm glad you have joined us

For Goodness sake...where is the WELCOME sign???  Do I have any staff here???   Hi Rosebud, you have now entered the Twilight Zone.  After Midnight we're gonna let all hang down!!!!   

 

Dang Jackie! You've just been robbed! I love that heart...........   
Are you TRYING to make the ORIGINAL avatar diva look bad?  Hmmmm?????   

Actually ............................. I'm wrong...................

KLAAS is the ORIGINAL avatar diva..........................    my bad!

I've been Robbed?

 

I've got the prettiest little welcome necklace you ever saw!!!     

You didn't steal it silly, I gave it to you.  Enjoy

[KCJackie]

I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.

Good Night Monkey Friends

[Green Eyes]

Well my Monkey friends it's time this monkey calls it a night. It's been fun. MM you have to tell us your story tomorrow night. 
Good Night Deenie, CBB, Bearly, Jackie, MM and Rosebud. Sweet Dreams and God Bless
Have a wonderful Wed.
xoxox

[Green Eyes]

I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.

Good Night Monkey Friends

Good Night Jackie
Sweet Dreams & God Bless
xoxo And I want to come Friday Night. 

[crazybabyborg]

Me Too.......................... work looms in the morning!   

Nite All!!! Sleep tight and God Bless!

[KCJackie]

[Deenie]

Well my Monkey friends it's time this monkey calls it a night. It's been fun. MM you have to tell us your story tomorrow night. 
Good Night Deenie, CBB, Bearly, Jackie, MM and Rosebud. Sweet Dreams and God Bless
Have a wonderful Wed.
xoxox

xoxox Back at You GE ..

Good Night to YOU and KCJ