Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

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Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized After Attack of WBIS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has finally succumbed to the relentless interrogation of Republicans. Though she never spilled the beans concerning her knowledge about the Bush Administration's use of water boarding, she has now been hospitalized with Water Boarding Investigation Syndrome, or WBIS.

Newt Gingrich dismissed Pelosi's illness, calling it "convenient." Though she does not have cancer like his first wife, Gingrich added that he would nevertheless be "heading to the hospital later" to pester the ailing Democrat some more.

Calling Pelosi "a brave woman," "a trooper," and "the latest victim of a seemingly never-ending conflict," President Obama reached out to America this morning, calling for an end to the War on Democrats.

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