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Monkey All Star Jr.
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God watch over our children and keep them safe.

« on: November 10, 2006, 09:07:52 PM »

I recieved this in email and just had to share.  Thoughts?

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts!  Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
plan.  What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace.  So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &    present.  You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will
never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines   They don't
want us there, anyway.  We would station troops at our borders.  No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home.  After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.  They're illegal!!!  France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!!  No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in.  If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here.  Asylum would never be available to anyone.  We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21.  The older ones are the bombers.  
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise.  This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil
in the Alaskan wilderness.  The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil.  If they don't like it, we go someplace else.  They can go
somewhere else to sell their production.  (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Cool If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "int erfere."  They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need.  Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army.  The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace.  We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.  That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.  The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."  She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

God has FINAL Judgement!<br />
Monkey Junky
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 11:12:59 PM »

Hi Dihannah,

I read another version of this somewhere in the past, but I still love it.

Hope is everything. I see angels everywhere.
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