MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #43 6/30/09 - 7/07/09

[SunnyinTX]

SUNNY! I had all the faith in the world in you!! I knew you would take care of it TEXAS STYLE!!!  Good for you!   

 

I agree!  Thank you Sunny for your sweet posts!!  XOXO

    every time I look at your mask I crack up!!

[SunnyinTX]

There is a large pink elephant in the room!!   

You know I will not be able to ignore it much longer.   

go for it!!

[SunnyinTX]

Off to give my little guy his 100cc of Saline.  I pray it goes better than last night. 

It will...I have faith in you!!!

[Bearlyhere]

Sunny, call her back, tell her the entertainment you have planned is not conducive to children, if she is rude and trys to ask you what that means, tell her it is a surprise. 

Thanks for the suggestion A1....LOL...but, then what do I do to back that up!!  I think I just have to be honest....and try not to be too harsh with the honesty. I like kids and we have friends over who have kids...and if other children were coming I probably wouldn't think too much about it.  I think it just rubbed me wrong that she left a message and didn't talk  to me directly. Did ask if it was OK to bring the kids (there have been several times she has not brought them....like when we play cards etc) or if there would be other children and then the onion thing REALLY got my dander up.

Call and tell her it is an adults-only party.

[Bearlyhere]

There is a large pink elephant in the room!!   

You know I will not be able to ignore it much longer.   

If you paint the walls a matching shade, it will just "Blend".........   

What happens if there are two elephants in the room and the other is blue?

[Bearlyhere]

Sunny, call her back, tell her the entertainment you have planned is not conducive to children, if she is rude and trys to ask you what that means, tell her it is a surprise. 

Thanks for the suggestion A1....LOL...but, then what do I do to back that up!!  I think I just have to be honest....and try not to be too harsh with the honesty. I like kids and we have friends over who have kids...and if other children were coming I probably wouldn't think too much about it.  I think it just rubbed me wrong that she left a message and didn't talk  to me directly. Did ask if it was OK to bring the kids (there have been several times she has not brought them....like when we play cards etc) or if there would be other children and then the onion thing REALLY got my dander up.

Call and tell her it is an adults-only party.

Oh no, I am the monkey that was left behind...running to catch up.....

Great job, Sunny!

 

[Bearlyhere]

I think Klaas's doctor and Sunny's guest would be a perfect match.

They should come together to Sunny's outing, and Sunny should serve them ex-lax brownies, which would be fine because there are no onions, right? Be sure and give the Doc second helpings, and when he complains of cramping, put a dunce cap on him and tell him he's being overly cautious, but you'll move his seat beside the bathroom anyway. After all, Sunny is a gracious hostess!   

CBB, I think my son got into Sunny's brownies.

What happens again when you drink too much apple juice, Mom?

Just got done cleaning it up.

 

[Bearlyhere]

Klaas, I am glad you are feeling better.  I see the dentist needed further payment on his yacht.

Sunny, I hope you have a great party and I enjoy your humor and your look at life.

Monken, I am sorry you are going through family difficulties, we can't choose them, can we?

MT, I hope the injection went better this time.  I hope TyTy is feeling better.

CBB, I bet KuBear is so happy to see you right now, poor baby.  I will wait with you, too.

A1, are you out of your nightie now?  (I don't think I phrased that right).

Trimm, I hope you are enjoying your day.

All Monkeys, have a great evening and whatever you do, pass on the brownies!!!

[Bearlyhere]

Green Eyes, you are everywhere!  I hope you are sleeping better.

2NJ, great to see you as always, any family stuff this weekend?

[Bearlyhere]

Why does crime happen so quickly and justice happens so slowly?

 

[Lovinlife]

I have a question: Has any one heard/seen TODAY?  Did she get pissed about something here or just decide not to post anymore?  I haven't seen her in forever...thinking about Today, today.  Lovinlife

(I posted the date when TODAY was last active)

[mytime]

I think Klaas's doctor and Sunny's guest would be a perfect match.

They should come together to Sunny's outing, and Sunny should serve them ex-lax brownies, which would be fine because there are no onions, right? Be sure and give the Doc second helpings, and when he complains of cramping, put a dunce cap on him and tell him he's being overly cautious, but you'll move his seat beside the bathroom anyway. After all, Sunny is a gracious hostess!   

CBB, I think my son got into Sunny's brownies.

What happens again when you drink too much apple juice, Mom?

Just got done cleaning it up.

 

 

Oh, that is not funny!! 

[Artcolley]

Hi Monkeys

I just came in from the greenhouse and discovered I am signed in   

Must be I never signed out last night?

I've been reading here on and off all day and STILL didn't know I was signed in. I can tell I am not exactly "With it" today   

[Bearlyhere]

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I wonder if there is a run on nail clippers today from soon-to-be ex-wives everywhere!!!

 

[Bearlyhere]

I think Klaas's doctor and Sunny's guest would be a perfect match.

They should come together to Sunny's outing, and Sunny should serve them ex-lax brownies, which would be fine because there are no onions, right? Be sure and give the Doc second helpings, and when he complains of cramping, put a dunce cap on him and tell him he's being overly cautious, but you'll move his seat beside the bathroom anyway. After all, Sunny is a gracious hostess!   

CBB, I think my son got into Sunny's brownies.

What happens again when you drink too much apple juice, Mom?

Just got done cleaning it up.

 

 

Oh, that is not funny!! 

I think CBB needs to make a shocked angel monkey.

[Artcolley]

 

[Bearlyhere]

Hi Monkeys

I just came in from the greenhouse and discovered I am signed in   

Must be I never signed out last night?

I've been reading here on and off all day and STILL didn't know I was signed in. I can tell I am not exactly "With it" today   

Hi Art!

 

[Artcolley]

Hi Monkeys

I just came in from the greenhouse and discovered I am signed in   

Must be I never signed out last night?

I've been reading here on and off all day and STILL didn't know I was signed in. I can tell I am not exactly "With it" today   

Hi Art!

 

HI Bearly!  How are you today?

[MuffyBee]

I have a question: Has any one heard/seen TODAY?  Did she get pissed about something here or just decide not to post anymore?  I haven't seen her in forever...thinking about Today, today.  Lovinlife

TODAY Last Active:   March 18, 2009, 03:24:40 PM

Her last posts didn't seem to indicate problems that I could see, but you could go to "members" and look Today up and read the postings. 

[Bearlyhere]

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

Hmmmm, I would suggest a paper shredder the next time.