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« Reply #1260 on: June 30, 2009, 02:54:04 PM »

Grumbles I have your anti- Ant koolaid deflector.   

It was only 4 degrees (39 US degrees) this morning.  I think I missed summer when I blinked.  So rather than turning the furnace on I will be baking all day to heat up the house.  Bread is done, now waiting on the cinnamon buns to rise, then cookies.

Oh Thank You Northern Rose - and in appreciation I would like to come over in person to say thanks,  bring flowers and maybe be offered coffee and er um cookies and CINNAMON BUNS - whoo-hoo!!!

Yup everyone is welcome!  I will let you know when they are fresh out of the over.  The cookies are chocolate chip macadamia and apricot almond.
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« Reply #1261 on: June 30, 2009, 02:54:21 PM »

They are talking about car-chase guy on Fox. Shep just said that the guy's father is talking and says car-chase guy is bi-polar. Asked if he believe it about car-chase guy, Shep said he "would stand on his head and gargle with peanut butter to get out of it!!"   
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« Reply #1262 on: June 30, 2009, 02:55:10 PM »

NorthernRose,I'm good.  The news is just absolutely frustrating.It hurts to even breath.    How's that for Anthony speak.
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« Reply #1263 on: June 30, 2009, 02:55:29 PM »

I am so trying not to get sucked into the MJ circus but with my youngest two done school now I can not stop hearing their TV.  So the baby daddy/sperm donor - MJ plastic surgeon/dermatologist has also hired a lawyer and police want to talk to him about what he was prescribing.  The search warrant that the cops were at the manson for has been released and it was for controlled substances and paraphernalia - syringes.

On the other hand Papa Joe is having neverland staged for the public viewing and may charge admission?

I want another car chase!  That was fun!
Charge admission 
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« Reply #1264 on: June 30, 2009, 02:56:57 PM »

They are talking about car-chase guy on Fox. Shep just said that the guy's father is talking and says car-chase guy is bi-polar. Asked if he believe it about car-chase guy, Shep said he "would stand on his head and gargle with peanut butter to get out of it!!"   

   Hubby was laughing about it this morning,because we were all watching it together.
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« Reply #1265 on: June 30, 2009, 02:57:01 PM »

NorthernRose,I'm good.  The news is just absolutely frustrating.It hurts to even breath.    How's that for Anthony speak.

I see I need to get you a anti koolaid deflector as well.  You will look so cute with it on too!
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« Reply #1266 on: June 30, 2009, 02:57:18 PM »

Those cookies sure sound good 
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« Reply #1267 on: June 30, 2009, 02:57:25 PM »

Grumbles I have your anti- Ant koolaid deflector.   

It was only 4 degrees (39 US degrees) this morning.  I think I missed summer when I blinked.  So rather than turning the furnace on I will be baking all day to heat up the house.  Bread is done, now waiting on the cinnamon buns to rise, then cookies.

Oh Thank You Northern Rose - and in appreciation I would like to come over in person to say thanks,  bring flowers and maybe be offered coffee and er um cookies and CINNAMON BUNS - whoo-hoo!!!

Yup everyone is welcome!  I will let you know when they are fresh out of the over.  The cookies are chocolate chip macadamia and apricot almond.

Somehow I knew they would not be plain ole chocolate chip cookies. 
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« Reply #1268 on: June 30, 2009, 02:57:40 PM »

Good Morning!  an angelic monkey

I am like Northern Rose. I will be running errands this morning. Ya'll don't do anything exciting till I get back. Toodles!
Hurry Back Fanny, we had a police chase last night that went on for almost two hours. I didn't get to see that one.  Monkey Devil!

I am back, just in time for the disaster drill. Maybe you'll see a goodlooking fireman. 

We didn't get to see the chase either. I guess Shep has to be on before they show it on Fox!  Monkey Devil!
The fireman I saw weren't cute, but I was on the fourth floor of the parking garage, so it was kind of hard to see that far away.

Gotta love that Shep, I was hoping it would be on youtube today so I can watch it.
You would love my town then - we ONLY hire good looking firemen, then they pose for calendars for sale.  When a fire truck goes by all women under 100 turn to stare at the trucks - well the firemen on the trucks. True story!! Monkey Devil!


Good lookin firemen, woo hoo.

I do HR and I've been trying to get on THAT hiring board for years! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1269 on: June 30, 2009, 02:59:34 PM »

OMG.  Just watched a clip on the news of a woman in Ohio that was in a jail interview room wearing a small summer tank top with spaghetti straps.  As she is being interviewed a baby squirrel crawls out from between her boobies.  I will see if I can find this clip on line.


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« Reply #1270 on: June 30, 2009, 03:00:38 PM »

Did she know the baby squirrel was in her boobies 
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« Reply #1271 on: June 30, 2009, 03:00:46 PM »

Here you go - concealing a dangerous squirrel   

http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=118621&catid=337
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« Reply #1272 on: June 30, 2009, 03:01:27 PM »

Did she know the baby squirrel was in her boobies 

How would you not know?
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« Reply #1273 on: June 30, 2009, 03:02:47 PM »

I am so trying not to get sucked into the MJ circus but with my youngest two done school now I can not stop hearing their TV.  So the baby daddy/sperm donor - MJ plastic surgeon/dermatologist has also hired a lawyer and police want to talk to him about what he was prescribing.  The search warrant that the cops were at the manson for has been released and it was for controlled substances and paraphernalia - syringes.

On the other hand Papa Joe is having neverland staged for the public viewing and may charge admission?

I want another car chase!  That was fun!
Charge admission 

Yup.  He is calling it "donations"
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« Reply #1274 on: June 30, 2009, 03:02:57 PM »

OMG.  Just watched a clip on the news of a woman in Ohio that was in a jail interview room wearing a small summer tank top with spaghetti straps.  As she is being interviewed a baby squirrel crawls out from between her boobies.  I will see if I can find this clip on line.



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« Reply #1275 on: June 30, 2009, 03:03:14 PM »

Here you go - concealing a dangerous squirrel   

http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=118621&catid=337
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« Reply #1276 on: June 30, 2009, 03:05:03 PM »

OMG.  Just watched a clip on the news of a woman in Ohio that was in a jail interview room wearing a small summer tank top with spaghetti straps.  As she is being interviewed a baby squirrel crawls out from between her boobies.  I will see if I can find this clip on line.



Wasn't me, I swear. 
Warren, OH...maybe Numbers knows her?  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1277 on: June 30, 2009, 03:05:14 PM »

I am so trying not to get sucked into the MJ circus but with my youngest two done school now I can not stop hearing their TV.  So the baby daddy/sperm donor - MJ plastic surgeon/dermatologist has also hired a lawyer and police want to talk to him about what he was prescribing.  The search warrant that the cops were at the manson for has been released and it was for controlled substances and paraphernalia - syringes.

On the other hand Papa Joe is having neverland staged for the public viewing and may charge admission?

I want another car chase!  That was fun!
Charge admission 

Yup.  He is calling it "donations"
Donations, donations for what? Somebody better stop this looney toons family now.
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« Reply #1278 on: June 30, 2009, 03:05:21 PM »

Here you go - concealing a dangerous squirrel   

http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=118621&catid=337


I love this line......

Neither the woman nor the squirrel are expected to testify during the trial.   
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« Reply #1279 on: June 30, 2009, 03:05:37 PM »

This is for "Car Chase Guy"   
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/I75W9vkTm-8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/I75W9vkTm-8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>
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