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« Reply #1340 on: June 30, 2009, 04:40:43 PM »

Govenor and Mrs Sanford are no longer living in the same residence. He is trying to "fall in love again" with his wife. Lots of luck with that, Buster!!!!   

 She has filed for divorce. 
Oh please dont "take"him back, take him to the cleaners, take him down, or take him for everything he's got, and will have!!!  Whew, I feel better.
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« Reply #1341 on: June 30, 2009, 04:43:13 PM »

  Ok, I have to ask this question. On one hand we hear that MJ was broke. On the other hand, we hear he is worth millions. He lived in a home that he rented for 100,000 a month, but he didn't have a landline. The doctor that was with him when he died did not know the addy. How did he find the place?  His family swears he was not addicted to drugs and the doctor said he NEVER, NEVER, NEVER gave MJ any kind of narcotics. He was a heart doctor but was not certified. Where did all the bags of drugs come from that were hauled out of the house by the LAPD? 

  He has three kids, that are neither his or his ex-wife's bio kids. The funeral is not only going to foul up LA's traffic, but now is going to foul up Santa Barbara's traffic too on a holiday weekend. His father Joe is making all the extravaganza funeral arrangements, but he was not metioned in the will dated 2002.

His ex monkey Bubbles lives in Florida, but has not been told of MJ's death. My question is, if they don't tell Bubbles, who is going to man the ticket donation booth at Neverland?? And where is everybody going to park????

Have I missed anything???   

Sorry, JSM. I know this is supposed to be your blog space and I have monopolized it. 
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« Reply #1342 on: June 30, 2009, 04:44:10 PM »

Done!  Cream cheese icing on, and piping hot.  Door is always open, don't bother knocking or the dog will go nuts, just walk right in and they are waiting.  No Rose, Lovin, Bearly and Green Eyes I missed you before so I have put yours aside on a plate.


    Now what's for supper? Thanks Northern

I was going to do dry ribs and oriental noodles, but have changed my mind and am doing grilled steaks, baked potatoes, and a salad of fresh garden greens with almonds, mandarin slices and my ginger dressing.
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« Reply #1343 on: June 30, 2009, 04:48:58 PM »

Ok, I have to ask this question. On one hand we hear that MJ was broke. On the other hand, we hear he is worth millions. He lived in a home that he rented for 100,000 a month, but he didn't have a landline. The doctor that was with him when he died did not know the addy. How did he find the place?  His family swears he was not addicted to drugs and the doctor said he NEVER, NEVER, NEVER gave MJ any kind of narcotics. He was a heart doctor but was not certified. Where did all the bags of drugs come from that were hauled out of the house by the LAPD? 

  He has three kids, that are neither his or his ex-wife's bio kids. The funeral is not only going to foul up LA's traffic, but now is going to foul up Santa Barbara's traffic too on a holiday weekend. His father Joe is making all the extravaganza funeral arrangements, but he was not metioned in the will dated 2002.

His ex monkey Bubbles lives in Florida, but has not been told of MJ's death. My question is, if they don't tell Bubbles, who is going to man the ticket donation booth at Neverland?? And where is everybody going to park????

Have I missed anything???   

Sorry, JSM. I know this is supposed to be your blog space and I have monopolized it. 

I want to add that he had converted to Islam and this is not looking like a traditional Muslim funeral...
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« Reply #1344 on: June 30, 2009, 04:49:21 PM »

Done!  Cream cheese icing on, and piping hot.  Door is always open, don't bother knocking or the dog will go nuts, just walk right in and they are waiting.  No Rose, Lovin, Bearly and Green Eyes I missed you before so I have put yours aside on a plate.



I have just drooled all over my keyboard!!!  Monkey Devil!
That makes two of us. NR they look soooooooo good, I can smell them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing.
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« Reply #1345 on: June 30, 2009, 04:50:46 PM »

Ok, I have to ask this question. On one hand we hear that MJ was broke. On the other hand, we hear he is worth millions. He lived in a home that he rented for 100,000 a month, but he didn't have a landline. The doctor that was with him when he died did not know the addy. How did he find the place?  His family swears he was not addicted to drugs and the doctor said he NEVER, NEVER, NEVER gave MJ any kind of narcotics. He was a heart doctor but was not certified. Where did all the bags of drugs come from that were hauled out of the house by the LAPD? 

  He has three kids, that are neither his or his ex-wife's bio kids. The funeral is not only going to foul up LA's traffic, but now is going to foul up Santa Barbara's traffic too on a holiday weekend. His father Joe is making all the extravaganza funeral arrangements, but he was not metioned in the will dated 2002.

His ex monkey Bubbles lives in Florida, but has not been told of MJ's death. My question is, if they don't tell Bubbles, who is going to man the ticket donation booth at Neverland?? And where is everybody going to park????

Have I missed anything???   

Sorry, JSM. I know this is supposed to be your blog space and I have monopolized it. 
All great questions Fanny Mae, questions I definitely don't have answers for.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1346 on: June 30, 2009, 04:51:29 PM »

Done!  Cream cheese icing on, and piping hot.  Door is always open, don't bother knocking or the dog will go nuts, just walk right in and they are waiting.  No Rose, Lovin, Bearly and Green Eyes I missed you before so I have put yours aside on a plate.


    Now what's for supper? Thanks Northern

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« Reply #1347 on: June 30, 2009, 04:52:35 PM »

Govenor and Mrs Sanford are no longer living in the same residence. He is trying to "fall in love again" with his wife. Lots of luck with that, Buster!!!!   

 She has filed for divorce. 
Good. And I hope there isn't a sex tape 
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« Reply #1348 on: June 30, 2009, 04:52:36 PM »

Did ya'll read any of the comments on the article NorthernRose posted in Caylee's thread ?
These people are sick of the circus. 

TLS | June 30, 2009 at 09:12 AM....LOL!!!!

Thank you...I laughed and laughed!!!

I have (2) cats..
One cat has been trying to moonwalk and the other walks by saying, "Ridiculous!"


LMAOOOOOOOOOO hatcat....that was too funny. Now if you can teach it to say "I'm bad, I'm bad" lol...
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« Reply #1349 on: June 30, 2009, 04:53:24 PM »

Done!  Cream cheese icing on, and piping hot.  Door is always open, don't bother knocking or the dog will go nuts, just walk right in and they are waiting.  No Rose, Lovin, Bearly and Green Eyes I missed you before so I have put yours aside on a plate.


    Now what's for supper? Thanks Northern

I was going to do dry ribs and oriental noodles, but have changed my mind and am doing grilled steaks, baked potatoes, and a salad of fresh garden greens with almonds, mandarin slices and my ginger dressing.
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Yummy.
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« Reply #1350 on: June 30, 2009, 04:53:40 PM »

The Cinnamon buns are really easy as I use my dough setting on my bread maker to make it (shhhhhhh!)

Put the following in bread maker and set on dough setting.

1 cup warm milk (nuke in microwave for 1 min on high)
2 eggs, room temperature (I have used them straight our of the fridge and it works fine)
1/3 cup butter, melted
4 1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup white sugar
2 1/2 teaspoons bread machine yeast

Once dough setting is done turn out onto a lightly floured surface, cover and let rest for 10 minutes. In a small bowl, combine 1 cup brown sugar- packed and 2 1/2 tablespoons ground cinnamon.

Roll dough into a 16x21 inch rectangle or close to. Spread dough with 1/3 cup softened butter ( I use a pastry brush and nuke butter for 5 seconds) and sprinkle evenly with sugar/cinnamon mixture. Roll up dough on the long edge and cut into 12 rolls. Place rolls in a lightly greased 9x13 inch baking pan. Cover and let rise until nearly doubled, about 30 minutes. Meanwhile, preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).

Bake rolls in preheated oven until golden brown, about 15 minutes. While rolls are baking, beat together 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened , 1/4 cup butter, 1 1/2 cups icing sugar, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract and 1/8 tsp salt ( Omit salt if you are using salted butter!) . Spread frosting on warm rolls before serving.








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« Reply #1351 on: June 30, 2009, 04:54:50 PM »

RE MJ's funeral:

Maybe Lee Anthony can go pick up Bubbles, break the news to him and they both can fly to Cali and Lee can park the cars and Bubbles can man the ticket booth?
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« Reply #1352 on: June 30, 2009, 04:55:37 PM »

Ok, I have to ask this question. On one hand we hear that MJ was broke. On the other hand, we hear he is worth millions. He lived in a home that he rented for 100,000 a month, but he didn't have a landline. The doctor that was with him when he died did not know the addy. How did he find the place?  His family swears he was not addicted to drugs and the doctor said he NEVER, NEVER, NEVER gave MJ any kind of narcotics. He was a heart doctor but was not certified. Where did all the bags of drugs come from that were hauled out of the house by the LAPD? 

  He has three kids, that are neither his or his ex-wife's bio kids. The funeral is not only going to foul up LA's traffic, but now is going to foul up Santa Barbara's traffic too on a holiday weekend. His father Joe is making all the extravaganza funeral arrangements, but he was not metioned in the will dated 2002.

His ex monkey Bubbles lives in Florida, but has not been told of MJ's death. My question is, if they don't tell Bubbles, who is going to man the ticket donation booth at Neverland?? And where is everybody going to park????

Have I missed anything???   

Sorry, JSM. I know this is supposed to be your blog space and I have monopolized it. 

I want to add that he had converted to Islam and this is not looking like a traditional Muslim funeral...

I know,so this is just crazy.
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« Reply #1353 on: June 30, 2009, 04:55:38 PM »

Ok, I have to ask this question. On one hand we hear that MJ was broke. On the other hand, we hear he is worth millions. He lived in a home that he rented for 100,000 a month, but he didn't have a landline. The doctor that was with him when he died did not know the addy. How did he find the place?  His family swears he was not addicted to drugs and the doctor said he NEVER, NEVER, NEVER gave MJ any kind of narcotics. He was a heart doctor but was not certified. Where did all the bags of drugs come from that were hauled out of the house by the LAPD? 

  He has three kids, that are neither his or his ex-wife's bio kids. The funeral is not only going to foul up LA's traffic, but now is going to foul up Santa Barbara's traffic too on a holiday weekend. His father Joe is making all the extravaganza funeral arrangements, but he was not metioned in the will dated 2002.

His ex monkey Bubbles lives in Florida, but has not been told of MJ's death. My question is, if they don't tell Bubbles, who is going to man the ticket donation booth at Neverland?? And where is everybody going to park????

Have I missed anything???   

Sorry, JSM. I know this is supposed to be your blog space and I have monopolized it. 
You summed it up nicely. Perhaps the bags of pills LAPD were taking out of the rented house were candy pills. That would fit nicely in Michael's little world.
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« Reply #1354 on: June 30, 2009, 04:55:47 PM »

Ok, I have to ask this question. On one hand we hear that MJ was broke. On the other hand, we hear he is worth millions. He lived in a home that he rented for 100,000 a month, but he didn't have a landline. The doctor that was with him when he died did not know the addy. How did he find the place?  His family swears he was not addicted to drugs and the doctor said he NEVER, NEVER, NEVER gave MJ any kind of narcotics. He was a heart doctor but was not certified. Where did all the bags of drugs come from that were hauled out of the house by the LAPD? 

  He has three kids, that are neither his or his ex-wife's bio kids. The funeral is not only going to foul up LA's traffic, but now is going to foul up Santa Barbara's traffic too on a holiday weekend. His father Joe is making all the extravaganza funeral arrangements, but he was not metioned in the will dated 2002.

His ex monkey Bubbles lives in Florida, but has not been told of MJ's death. My question is, if they don't tell Bubbles, who is going to man the ticket donation booth at Neverland?? And where is everybody going to park????

Have I missed anything???   

Sorry, JSM. I know this is supposed to be your blog space and I have monopolized it. 

I want to add that he had converted to Islam and this is not looking like a traditional Muslim funeral...
You are exactly right, they wrap them up and bury them the next day.
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« Reply #1355 on: June 30, 2009, 04:56:34 PM »

RE MJ's funeral:

Maybe Lee Anthony can go pick up Bubbles, break the news to him and they both can fly to Cali and Lee can park the cars and Bubbles can man the ticket booth?

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« Reply #1356 on: June 30, 2009, 04:58:12 PM »

RE MJ's funeral:

Maybe Lee Anthony can go pick up Bubbles, break the news to him and they both can fly to Cali and Lee can park the cars and Bubbles can man the ticket booth?
    Sounds like a plan to me. And George and Cindy can figure out something to do at Neverland, let the games begin 
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« Reply #1357 on: June 30, 2009, 04:58:53 PM »

Govenor and Mrs Sanford are no longer living in the same residence. He is trying to "fall in love again" with his wife. Lots of luck with that, Buster!!!!   

 She has filed for divorce. 
Good. And I hope there isn't a sex tape 
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« Reply #1358 on: June 30, 2009, 04:59:27 PM »

RE MJ's funeral:

Maybe Lee Anthony can go pick up Bubbles, break the news to him and they both can fly to Cali and Lee can park the cars and Bubbles can man the ticket booth?

I never thought of that!!!

 
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Thank you - I am writing this one down right now!!!

You can copy and paste it in a Word Document and print it out. Just sayin'.  an angelic monkey

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