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« Reply #1480 on: June 30, 2009, 09:25:04 PM »

I swear!!! I have never seen so many sequined, sparkling pelvis thrusts in my life!!!!!  It is wall to wall!!! 

 

Are you having a party, Fanny?

 


Bearly, Fanny is dancing around in her sequined nightie, trying to out do A1's silky nightie she had on last night.  Monkey Devil!

OMG!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!   
I'll tell you like my dad did me when I would get hit by a line drive, "get UP and walk it off, just walk it off and suck it up"  Monkey Devil!

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
Fanny, where is No Rose, did she take my advice and go outside to listen to the screaming kids to keep her away from Olbermann?  Monkey Devil!

Maybe she finally went beserk and busted her puter. 
I hope not, maybe she is cooking dinner.
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« Reply #1481 on: June 30, 2009, 09:27:27 PM »

I swear!!! I have never seen so many sequined, sparkling pelvis thrusts in my life!!!!!  It is wall to wall!!! 

 

Are you having a party, Fanny?

 


Bearly, Fanny is dancing around in her sequined nightie, trying to out do A1's silky nightie she had on last night.  Monkey Devil!

OMG!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!   
I'll tell you like my dad did me when I would get hit by a line drive, "get UP and walk it off, just walk it off and suck it up"  Monkey Devil!

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

I told ya'll I shouldn't wear spaghetti straps. Those puppies will trip you up every time! 
Did you have a squirrel in your top?

No! He would have fallen out the bottom. 
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« Reply #1482 on: June 30, 2009, 09:29:55 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
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« Reply #1483 on: June 30, 2009, 09:32:36 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
I got lost over at TMZ    I am beserk, but I know enough not to break my computer, I don't know what I would do 
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« Reply #1484 on: June 30, 2009, 09:32:53 PM »

I swear!!! I have never seen so many sequined, sparkling pelvis thrusts in my life!!!!!  It is wall to wall!!! 

 

Are you having a party, Fanny?

 


Bearly, Fanny is dancing around in her sequined nightie, trying to out do A1's silky nightie she had on last night.  Monkey Devil!

That is just what I thought.  I can see the disco ball spinning, too.  She already said she turned off the TV,

Cops with sirens flaring in 3...2...1...

 

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« Reply #1485 on: June 30, 2009, 09:34:19 PM »

I swear!!! I have never seen so many sequined, sparkling pelvis thrusts in my life!!!!!  It is wall to wall!!! 

 

Are you having a party, Fanny?

 


Bearly, Fanny is dancing around in her sequined nightie, trying to out do A1's silky nightie she had on last night.  Monkey Devil!

OMG!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!   

If you knew Caesar, like I knew Caesar, oh, oh, oh, what a drink.....

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« Reply #1486 on: June 30, 2009, 09:34:40 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 
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« Reply #1487 on: June 30, 2009, 09:37:14 PM »

I swear!!! I have never seen so many sequined, sparkling pelvis thrusts in my life!!!!!  It is wall to wall!!! 

 

Are you having a party, Fanny?

 


Bearly, Fanny is dancing around in her sequined nightie, trying to out do A1's silky nightie she had on last night.  Monkey Devil!

OMG!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!!!   
I'll tell you like my dad did me when I would get hit by a line drive, "get UP and walk it off, just walk it off and suck it up"  Monkey Devil!

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

I told ya'll I shouldn't wear spaghetti straps. Those puppies will trip you up every time! 
Did you have a squirrel in your top?

No! He would have fallen out the bottom. 
  Monkey Devil!  Monkey Devil!  Monkey Devil!  Monkey Devil!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1488 on: June 30, 2009, 09:38:19 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 

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« Reply #1489 on: June 30, 2009, 09:38:20 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
I wonder how the family eats? 1 800 Pizza Hut?  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1490 on: June 30, 2009, 09:39:25 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 


That's what I get for posting and telling someone to go get the mail at the same time. Stupid SILLY me.
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« Reply #1491 on: June 30, 2009, 09:40:20 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 



Who's Stacey???? 
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« Reply #1492 on: June 30, 2009, 09:40:30 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 


  How did I miss that?
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« Reply #1493 on: June 30, 2009, 09:41:20 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
I wonder how the family eats? 1 800 Pizza Hut?  Monkey Devil!
Darn it, I cooked tonight, I made sandwiches 
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« Reply #1494 on: June 30, 2009, 09:41:42 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 


That's what I get for posting and telling someone to go get the mail at the same time. Stupid SILLY me.

Oh! That Stacey. BEARLY, You have a memory like a bear trap.
SNAP!!!!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1495 on: June 30, 2009, 09:43:14 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
I got lost over at TMZ    I am beserk, but I know enough not to break my computer, I don't know what I would do 
Yeah I know No Rose about the computer, my mom brought up the ski trip for Christmas. I told her I couldn't go without internet access, she said they had it there. But I don't have a laptop I said, and then she rolled her eyes and said "those monkeys, have you changed Joe's picture yet" She still thinks Zoe is Josef. I told her I like to keep it that way.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1496 on: June 30, 2009, 09:45:51 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 



Who's Stacey???? 
My subordinate at work. Sweet girl, likes to look at Facebook while I am "working".  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1497 on: June 30, 2009, 09:46:21 PM »

Who has the sequin nightie? Between that and Alway's pretty nightie, I feel like an old fuddy duddy in my Walmart special 

Fanny Mae, who had a brief run as Stacey this afternoon.

 


  How did I miss that?

OMG  I just ran into the bathroom laughing and crying at the same time.  My stomach hurts and I can hardly breathe and if I look at another post in here, I will surely die.

 

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« Reply #1498 on: June 30, 2009, 09:47:33 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
I wonder how the family eats? 1 800 Pizza Hut?  Monkey Devil!
Darn it, I cooked tonight, I made sandwiches 
What kind? I like sammiches. Turkey, Tuna, Grilled Cheese, PBJ? I don't even make them, if I want one I go to Subway, Potbelly or Quiznos.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1499 on: June 30, 2009, 09:47:48 PM »

JSM, but, NOROSE doesn't cook. 
I got lost over at TMZ    I am beserk, but I know enough not to break my computer, I don't know what I would do 
Yeah I know No Rose about the computer, my mom brought up the ski trip for Christmas. I told her I couldn't go without internet access, she said they had it there. But I don't have a laptop I said, and then she rolled her eyes and said "those monkeys, have you changed Joe's picture yet" She still thinks Zoe is Josef. I told her I like to keep it that way.  Monkey Devil!
I do too at times 
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