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« Reply #1640 on: July 01, 2009, 01:29:23 PM »

Trim, my oldest daughter loves Tinker Bell, we have a flying Tinker hanging from our garage ceiling, and when you turn her on, she goes around and around. She also has a small tattoo of Tinker, much to her mother's dismay. 

Suprised you,huh? We love Tink. 
So now on the news they are reading part of MJ's will.Ex-wife Debbie Rowe gets nothing.Now I ask you,why would she?   

Even Diana Ross was mentioned in the will 
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« Reply #1641 on: July 01, 2009, 01:29:54 PM »

If anyone could invent a really good tat eraser, they will make a fortune!!   Monkey Devil!

I am doing my best to be a domestic diva today!! I have to run out and get the patio cushions and umbrella in. It's gonna rain!  I have had them for over five years, and I never leave them out.  I guess I am obsessive, but they still look like new. I get a lot of exercise doing this. 
Have fun. Wish we were getting rain. Come on Thor Fanny, send me some rain!
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« Reply #1642 on: July 01, 2009, 01:30:10 PM »

He will be dressed in a long flowing gown of white with a gold rope belt and a wreath of flowers on his head.  JMO>


OMG!!!!! 

 
No wait and the music, and the music (hahahahahahahah) will be "Someday my Prince will come" from Snow White!!!!

I am still dancing to SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!


A1!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO UPSET MY CHI??    Monkey Devil!

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« Reply #1643 on: July 01, 2009, 01:34:59 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 
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« Reply #1644 on: July 01, 2009, 01:44:08 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 
Socialized Medicine anyone? He could have had this done as an out patient procedure if they didn't have that stupid NHS. JMO JSM. I will shut it for now.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1645 on: July 01, 2009, 01:47:23 PM »

I didnt tell Fanny that Santa will be there handing out presents to all the good girls and boys!!!
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« Reply #1646 on: July 01, 2009, 01:50:46 PM »

Trim, my oldest daughter loves Tinker Bell, we have a flying Tinker hanging from our garage ceiling, and when you turn her on, she goes around and around. She also has a small tattoo of Tinker, much to her mother's dismay. 

Suprised you,huh? We love Tink. 
So now on the news they are reading part of MJ's will.Ex-wife Debbie Rowe gets nothing.Now I ask you,why would she?   

Even Diana Ross was mentioned in the will 

What is she going to get??? His wigs he had to look like her and his "wardrobe and makeup??   
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« Reply #1647 on: July 01, 2009, 01:51:33 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

OMG!!!

Too too funny, JSM! I am laughing so hard in disbelief - and for this I thank you, my dear monkey. I so needed a good laugh. Goodness knows.

I came over to the open forums here to see if there was someplace where we could discuss frustrations with other topics, and opened yours out of curiosity . . . am glad I did! Thanks for making my day.   Laughing
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« Reply #1648 on: July 01, 2009, 01:52:39 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 
Socialized Medicine anyone? He could have had this done as an out patient procedure if they didn't have that stupid NHS. JMO JSM. I will shut it for now.  Monkey Devil!

Obama is on right now at a town meeting about heath reform. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!   
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« Reply #1649 on: July 01, 2009, 01:53:49 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I just spit coke everywhere. 
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« Reply #1650 on: July 01, 2009, 01:55:53 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

OMG!!!

Too too funny, JSM! I am laughing so hard in disbelief - and for this I thank you, my dear monkey. I so needed a good laugh. Goodness knows.

I came over to the open forums here to see if there was someplace where we could discuss frustrations with other topics, and opened yours out of curiosity . . . am glad I did! Thanks for making my day.   Laughing



Ooops - I meant, Thanks ROSIE!   Laughing
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« Reply #1651 on: July 01, 2009, 01:56:02 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 
Socialized Medicine anyone? He could have had this done as an out patient procedure if they didn't have that stupid NHS. JMO JSM. I will shut it for now.  Monkey Devil!

Obama is on right now at a town meeting about heath reform. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!   

I ain't buying what he's selling.I can get it for free from the pasture next door.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1652 on: July 01, 2009, 01:56:02 PM »

I didnt tell Fanny that Santa will be there handing out presents to all the good girls and boys!!!

I've been on his bad list for a long, long time!!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1653 on: July 01, 2009, 01:56:20 PM »

I didnt tell Fanny that Santa will be there handing out presents to all the good girls and boys!!!
  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1654 on: July 01, 2009, 01:57:16 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I just spit coke everywhere. 

I wonder if it is fringy on the end now???? 
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« Reply #1655 on: July 01, 2009, 01:58:10 PM »

I didnt tell Fanny that Santa will be there handing out presents to all the good girls and boys!!!

As long as Frosty The Snowman wasn't invited,I be alright. 
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« Reply #1656 on: July 01, 2009, 01:58:10 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 
Hmmmm, I would suggest a paper shredder the next time.
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« Reply #1657 on: July 01, 2009, 01:59:26 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

OMG!!!

Too too funny, JSM! I am laughing so hard in disbelief - and for this I thank you, my dear monkey. I so needed a good laugh. Goodness knows.

I came over to the open forums here to see if there was someplace where we could discuss frustrations with other topics, and opened yours out of curiosity . . . am glad I did! Thanks for making my day.   Laughing

Tams that is funny, but No Rose posted this lovely gem of a story. I will give her the credit for your laughter!  Monkey Devil!

Glad you have come to the rant, rave and laugh cage! Thanks to Bearly, we have a place to do all three!
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« Reply #1658 on: July 01, 2009, 01:59:33 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I just spit coke everywhere. 

I wonder if it is fringy on the end now???? 

LMAO.I just had a visual.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1659 on: July 01, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »

119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 
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