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« Reply #1660 on: July 01, 2009, 02:03:30 PM »

119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! 
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« Reply #1661 on: July 01, 2009, 02:04:13 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I just spit coke everywhere. 

I wonder if it is fringy on the end now???? 

LOLOL!!!

I am giggling so hard now I can't even stop. Too too funny! Fringy as in kinda like a "tassle tip"? AAAAaaaaaaaaa! Makes me cringe & want to cross my legs - & I don't even HAVE one of those darn things. LOL.  
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« Reply #1662 on: July 01, 2009, 02:06:55 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I just spit coke everywhere. 

I wonder if it is fringy on the end now???? 

LOLOL!!!

I am giggling so hard now I can't even stop. Too too funny! Fringy as in kinda like a "tassle tip"? AAAAaaaaaaaaa! Makes me cringe & want to cross my legs - & I don't even HAVE one of those darn things. LOL.  

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« Reply #1663 on: July 01, 2009, 02:11:07 PM »

119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! 

Sooooooo . . . guess this means that we will be hearing more fun stories of desperate uninsured people attempting self surgery via nail clippers then?
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« Reply #1664 on: July 01, 2009, 02:12:09 PM »

WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO???!!!! 

Did I get the ban button??????!!!!!!   
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« Reply #1665 on: July 01, 2009, 02:14:25 PM »

119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 
We have a HMO, so will we be still keeping that fiasco, or not?
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« Reply #1666 on: July 01, 2009, 02:15:10 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

I just spit coke everywhere. 

I wonder if it is fringy on the end now???? 

LOLOL!!!

I am giggling so hard now I can't even stop. Too too funny! Fringy as in kinda like a "tassle tip"? AAAAaaaaaaaaa! Makes me cringe & want to cross my legs - & I don't even HAVE one of those darn things. LOL.  



Ummmm . . . excuse me, Fanny? Your fanny is showing. LOL. 

You all are so fun! Thank you!


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« Reply #1667 on: July 01, 2009, 02:17:26 PM »

Michael Jackson's will has been filed with the court. Jackson asks that his mother, Katherine, be made the guardian of all three of his kids. The will says if Katherine died before him or couldn't serve as guardian, he nominated Diana Ross.
I'm sure at her age she would want to be guardian to three kids. 
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« Reply #1668 on: July 01, 2009, 02:18:43 PM »

WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO???!!!! 

Did I get the ban button??????!!!!!!   
I was working in my yard, using a blue sponge, which I misplaced. 15 min later it was where it should be, this heat must be taking its toll 
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« Reply #1669 on: July 01, 2009, 02:20:54 PM »

WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO???!!!! 

Did I get the ban button??????!!!!!!   
I was working in my yard, using a blue sponge, which I misplaced. 15 min later it was where it should be, this heat must be taking its toll 

It happens to me all the time!! We blame it on my late mama's sense of humor!!   
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« Reply #1670 on: July 01, 2009, 02:39:19 PM »

Off to walk devil Dog. 
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« Reply #1671 on: July 01, 2009, 02:44:00 PM »

119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 
REVOLTING, I'm mad as h*ll and not gonna take it anymore!!!! I'll be d*mned if they are going to take over my healthcare!!!!
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« Reply #1672 on: July 01, 2009, 03:00:50 PM »


119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 
Where are all of the insurance PAC's when you need them?

Just for the record, I liked KO when he was on ESPN with Stewart Scott as co-anchor.  Have not watched him since he left so don't have an opinion of what he's like on Count Down.  I do miss his wittiness on Sportscenter though. 
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119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 
Where are all of the insurance PAC's when you need them? [/color]

Just for the record, I liked KO when he was on ESPN with Stewart Scott as co-anchor.  Have not watched him since he left so don't have an opinion of what he's like on Count Down.  I do miss his wittiness on Sportscenter though. 

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They went to work for ACORN as community activists  
How do I get that dream job? 
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« Reply #1675 on: July 01, 2009, 03:13:10 PM »


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How do I get that dream job? 
Move to Chicago?   
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Move to Chicago?   
Isn't that where CC's from?    Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1677 on: July 01, 2009, 03:16:05 PM »

119,000,000 will be forced out of their private insurance if this new health plan goes through. 
REVOLTING, I'm mad as h*ll and not gonna take it anymore!!!! I'll be d*mned if they are going to take over my healthcare!!!!

I'm going to jump into the health care debate for a minute and will probably get creamed but here goes! We have national health care in Canada.  We each pay approx $50 a month single, there is another amount for families.  With that you can get any kind of health service you require, including any kind of specialist, operation, etc., with any specialist you want. For example, my friends husband has leukemia. He is taking a medication for it that costs $9000 a month, but the healthcare pays for it. If you cannot afford to pay for your healthcare, it is provided free.  If you are in a low-income tax bracket, you will pay a reduced rate. This includes X-rays, diagnostic tests such as Cat scans and MRI's, hip replacements, knee replacements, open heart surgery, etc. And yes, there are waiting lists for non-emergency surgeries.  Oh yes, I forgot transplants are also on the included list, maternity deliveries and any kind of baby care - and on and on.  So we feel very fortunate - at least I do.
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« Reply #1678 on: July 01, 2009, 03:18:48 PM »


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Move to Chicago?   
Isn't that where CC's from?    Monkey Devil!
Yeah and his office is at Hooters. 
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« Reply #1679 on: July 01, 2009, 03:23:04 PM »

Thanks for your insight Grumbles (Happy Canada Day, btw). 

My problem with the Health Care Bill that Obama is talking about is the fact that the American people will not be able to read the Bill.  With that being said, our country is broke or going broke, and I'm sure the Dems are trying to squeeze anything they possibly can in with that bill, Just like the "Cap and Trade" bill.  Hell, I spend $175/month on insurance for myself that doesn't cover a damn thing.  The problem becomes when it is almost a disencentive to go to work because you actually get more if you have a bunch of kids and stay home.  And no, I'm not going to go to the political forum...I'm done talking now. JMO, Lovinlife
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