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« Reply #1740 on: July 01, 2009, 05:39:33 PM »

He will be dressed in a long flowing gown of white with a gold rope belt and a wreath of flowers on his head.  JMO>


OMG!!!!! 

 
No wait and the music, and the music (hahahahahahahah) will be "Someday my Prince will come" from Snow White!!!!

 

Do you think he died from taking a bite from a poison apple?

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« Reply #1741 on: July 01, 2009, 05:51:12 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 

   OUCH!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1742 on: July 01, 2009, 05:53:28 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?

Who's a VIRGIN!!! I must have missed something! 
Well, I'm not we all know that now!!! But look up at the thread name, apparently they're going to let JSM have a thread #2.  Maybe we should let her have it all to herself?
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« Reply #1743 on: July 01, 2009, 05:55:03 PM »

Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."
  I think he had more than a few drinks, but that's just me. And was that even necessary to say we would advise men never to attempt this 
Hmmmm, I would suggest a paper shredder the next time.

Maybe we could go in business together...just sayin'.

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« Reply #1744 on: July 01, 2009, 06:08:46 PM »

    I've in the shop staining shelving....I can hardly think straight.I need to air my brain out. 
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« Reply #1745 on: July 01, 2009, 06:09:37 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?

Who's a VIRGIN!!! I must have missed something! 
Well, I'm not we all know that now!!! But look up at the thread name, apparently they're going to let JSM have a thread #2.  Maybe we should let her have it all to herself?

 Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1746 on: July 01, 2009, 06:11:50 PM »

He will be dressed in a long flowing gown of white with a gold rope belt and a wreath of flowers on his head.  JMO>


OMG!!!!! 

 
No wait and the music, and the music (hahahahahahahah) will be "Someday my Prince will come" from Snow White!!!!

 

Do you think he died from taking a bite from a poison apple?



 Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1747 on: July 01, 2009, 06:13:26 PM »

   All by my self...lalalala

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« Reply #1748 on: July 01, 2009, 06:16:54 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?
I usually don't have to give him one, but now that I have them, he will probably get one just in case. Storms have just begun to freak him out, but I don't know if fireworks will.
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« Reply #1749 on: July 01, 2009, 06:19:03 PM »

Do we need instruction to become virgin for this thread?   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1750 on: July 01, 2009, 06:20:26 PM »

OH and I forgot to add, although I am bitter about the situation I love my son very much and wouldn't change one choice I made when I had him.

And don't even get me started the cars that the people drive that get govt $ for daycare.  I pull up in my mom-mobile and they're driving their Mercedes & Escalades.  You and I are picking up their daycare tab for 3 or 4 kids. 

Let's change the subject... Monkey Devil!
Luvin, you are a stand up mom, just wanted to let you know that.  an angelic monkey

There are single mom's that work at Joe's daycare with two and three children. I know that place doesn't pay much, but they are working thier butts off and taking care of their children.

That's why at Christmas they I try and give them at least $50 each as a gift. Their boss argues with me, but she knows they deserve it. I use most of my Christmas bonus on those girls.
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« Reply #1751 on: July 01, 2009, 06:21:35 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?
I just noticed that "virgin thread" today, what does that mean? 
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« Reply #1752 on: July 01, 2009, 06:23:16 PM »

I hope we don't have to start singing Madonna's, Like A Virgin 
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« Reply #1753 on: July 01, 2009, 06:25:04 PM »

Leaving work, gonna pick the baby up from daycare, and come back to my cage with all my friends.

BBL JSM
Bye JSM, I probably won't be here when you get back.  I hope you guys didn't get mad at my outburst. 
Maybe when Obama gets done, we all will be paying for Josef's daycare!  Monkey Devil!

Have a safe trip home and have a nice cold beer and a ciggy for me.  Lovinlife
You come back here Lovin. No one should get mad at outbursts here.

Good Lord, I would have been banned months ago if that were the case. Haha get it "banned". Now I have my own cage where I can have my little rants and not get the button,..... yet.  Monkey Devil!

Hey, maybe I can use him as a tax deduction too!! 
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« Reply #1754 on: July 01, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?

Who's a VIRGIN!!! I must have missed something! 
  IDK Fanny? 
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« Reply #1755 on: July 01, 2009, 06:32:53 PM »

He will be dressed in a long flowing gown of white with a gold rope belt and a wreath of flowers on his head.  JMO>


OMG!!!!! 

 
No wait and the music, and the music (hahahahahahahah) will be "Someday my Prince will come" from Snow White!!!!

 

Do you think he died from taking a bite from a poison apple?


     
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« Reply #1756 on: July 01, 2009, 06:35:24 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?

Who's a VIRGIN!!! I must have missed something! 
Well, I'm not we all know that now!!! But look up at the thread name, apparently they're going to let JSM have a thread #2.  Maybe we should let her have it all to herself?

NO WAY, I don't want it by myself. I want all monkeys to come here to rant and offer opinions even if they differ from mine. I don't want any monkeys scared to come here like the political forum, where by the way I have never been because I was too scared to sound stupid in there. JSM
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« Reply #1757 on: July 01, 2009, 06:35:38 PM »

I am a part of the VIRGIN thread!!!! 

We are some chatty monkeys!   

JSM~do you have to give Josef a sedative with all of the fire crackers going off?

Who's a VIRGIN!!! I must have missed something! 
  IDK Fanny? 

I think she means it is the #1 cage of your Banning Thread. It seems there is a #2 already set up and waiting for you/us.   
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« Reply #1758 on: July 01, 2009, 06:36:46 PM »

    I've in the shop staining shelving....I can hardly think straight.I need to air my brain out. 
What's wrong Trimm?
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« Reply #1759 on: July 01, 2009, 06:37:31 PM »

I hope we don't have to start singing Madonna's, Like A Virgin 
Definitely DON'T Sing that Song  Monkey Devil!
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