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« Reply #2040 on: July 02, 2009, 10:07:19 AM »

I know we just sent in 4,000 new troops.I can't find the total number of troops in Afghanistan yet.

Fanny,how many egg did you say you put in your pound cake? 

Five. 
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« Reply #2041 on: July 02, 2009, 10:10:45 AM »

Biggest offensive going on in Afghanistan since the 2004 offensive in Fallujah,Iraq.
This isn't good. 

Good morning, and none of this is any good, let's see how the president handles this     Bearly my prayers are with you  an angelic monkey

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« Reply #2042 on: July 02, 2009, 10:12:32 AM »

I know we just sent in 4,000 new troops.I can't find the total number of troops in Afghanistan yet.

Fanny,how many egg did you say you put in your pound cake? 

Don't be talking eggs in front of the geese!

 

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« Reply #2043 on: July 02, 2009, 10:15:03 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
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« Reply #2044 on: July 02, 2009, 10:18:00 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 
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« Reply #2045 on: July 02, 2009, 10:18:47 AM »

I usually fly my flag on holidays, but I have put it up this morning, and will fly it for the rest of the week and over the weekend. I may even start flying it everyday from now on as I did after 911. I think we are in a worse crisis than we even realize, and people that love this country and want to see our American way of life continue need to stand up for both our country and our beloved service men. May God help us all.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2046 on: July 02, 2009, 10:19:15 AM »

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

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« Reply #2048 on: July 02, 2009, 10:22:15 AM »

I know we just sent in 4,000 new troops.I can't find the total number of troops in Afghanistan yet.

Fanny,how many egg did you say you put in your pound cake? 

Don't be talking eggs in front of the geese!

 



I sneek them when they are not looking! 

BTW, The pound cake has practically no calories, even though it has two sticks of butter, 1/2 cup crisco, and three cups of sugar.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2049 on: July 02, 2009, 10:22:46 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.
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« Reply #2050 on: July 02, 2009, 10:27:55 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.

Fanny's cat would love it there!

I better get some sleep, I almost wrote Floozy's cat.

 

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« Reply #2051 on: July 02, 2009, 10:30:10 AM »

Love the bird pic, birds are so much fun to watch    My daughter getting ready for work, just non stop chatting, I don't even know if I'm coming or going, I said to her, next you are going to ask me why the sky is blue. Actually the sky isn't blue, she says to me, I said, who cares if it is purple    She is like a Chatty Cathy doll, she finally left for work. This is the same daughter that at 6 asked me if I was a lesbian    I changed the subject real quick 
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« Reply #2052 on: July 02, 2009, 10:37:49 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.

Fanny's cat would love it there!

I better get some sleep, I almost wrote Floozy's cat.

 



Now why would you call me Foozy??!!! 
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« Reply #2053 on: July 02, 2009, 10:38:52 AM »

Love the bird pic, birds are so much fun to watch    My daughter getting ready for work, just non stop chatting, I don't even know if I'm coming or going, I said to her, next you are going to ask me why the sky is blue. Actually the sky isn't blue, she says to me, I said, who cares if it is purple    She is like a Chatty Cathy doll, she finally left for work. This is the same daughter that at 6 asked me if I was a lesbian    I changed the subject real quick 

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« Reply #2054 on: July 02, 2009, 10:42:00 AM »

Love the bird pic, birds are so much fun to watch    My daughter getting ready for work, just non stop chatting, I don't even know if I'm coming or going, I said to her, next you are going to ask me why the sky is blue. Actually the sky isn't blue, she says to me, I said, who cares if it is purple    She is like a Chatty Cathy doll, she finally left for work. This is the same daughter that at 6 asked me if I was a lesbian    I changed the subject real quick 


    
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« Reply #2055 on: July 02, 2009, 10:46:13 AM »

I know we just sent in 4,000 new troops.I can't find the total number of troops in Afghanistan yet.

Fanny,how many egg did you say you put in your pound cake? 

Five. 

Thanks.I wrote the rest down and forgot the eggs.Grandson and I will be cooking.He loves to help make cakes.He just turned 9 on Tuesday.I'm trying to keep him interested.I told chicks dig guys that can cook. 
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« Reply #2056 on: July 02, 2009, 10:48:05 AM »

I usually fly my flag on holidays, but I have put it up this morning, and will fly it for the rest of the week and over the weekend. I may even start flying it everyday from now on as I did after 911. I think we are in a worse crisis than we even realize, and people that love this country and want to see our American way of life continue need to stand up for both our country and our beloved service men. May God help us all.   an angelic monkey

I agree.
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« Reply #2057 on: July 02, 2009, 10:48:54 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.

AWW! the birds are the cutest. Why would anyone knowingly hurt an animal of anykind???  OK, I'll admit to eating meat, and have known hunters in my life. Funny, but most of them I know finally turned into animal lovers and only used their guns for target practice and left them locked up in a gun case or rack to admire.

I shot a mockingbird, yes a MOCKINGBIRD, once with a 22 rifle. I didn't have any idea I would really hit it, he was so far away. I never got over the revulsion of it! I still cringe when I think about it. I have been plenty mad at squirrels when they would raid the bird feeders, but I figure they have to eat too. I can tolerate mice, as long as they are outside. Rats, roaches, and snakes are another subject. I may not be a total animal lover afterall. 
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« Reply #2058 on: July 02, 2009, 10:49:53 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW










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« Reply #2059 on: July 02, 2009, 10:51:16 AM »

Love the bird pic, birds are so much fun to watch    My daughter getting ready for work, just non stop chatting, I don't even know if I'm coming or going, I said to her, next you are going to ask me why the sky is blue. Actually the sky isn't blue, she says to me, I said, who cares if it is purple    She is like a Chatty Cathy doll, she finally left for work. This is the same daughter that at 6 asked me if I was a lesbian    I changed the subject real quick 

    Monkey Devil!

OMg,how funny.  Monkey Devil!
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