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« Reply #2060 on: July 02, 2009, 10:54:07 AM »

I usually fly my flag on holidays, but I have put it up this morning, and will fly it for the rest of the week and over the weekend. I may even start flying it everyday from now on as I did after 911. I think we are in a worse crisis than we even realize, and people that love this country and want to see our American way of life continue need to stand up for both our country and our beloved service men. May God help us all.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2061 on: July 02, 2009, 10:55:16 AM »

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.


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« Reply #2062 on: July 02, 2009, 10:56:12 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.
Are those your birds Northern?
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« Reply #2063 on: July 02, 2009, 10:58:44 AM »

Love the bird pic, birds are so much fun to watch    My daughter getting ready for work, just non stop chatting, I don't even know if I'm coming or going, I said to her, next you are going to ask me why the sky is blue. Actually the sky isn't blue, she says to me, I said, who cares if it is purple    She is like a Chatty Cathy doll, she finally left for work. This is the same daughter that at 6 asked me if I was a lesbian    I changed the subject real quick 
  ::MonkeyHaHa::Chatty Cathy, we have one of those at work.
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« Reply #2064 on: July 02, 2009, 11:00:48 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.
Are those your birds Northern?

No, just a picture I found that I liked.
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« Reply #2065 on: July 02, 2009, 11:01:49 AM »

I usually fly my flag on holidays, but I have put it up this morning, and will fly it for the rest of the week and over the weekend. I may even start flying it everyday from now on as I did after 911. I think we are in a worse crisis than we even realize, and people that love this country and want to see our American way of life continue need to stand up for both our country and our beloved service men. May God help us all.   an angelic monkey
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I don't have a big flag, but there are little flags in a lot of my plants outside, all through the yard.
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« Reply #2066 on: July 02, 2009, 11:01:59 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated
I guess if you guzzle beer, you best take you seat before you strart!!!


A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often
I cannot add one thing to this. 

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

Put your beer in a Slurpee cup and drink with a straw. He'll never notice.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me
I wonder how many trains they have found at crossing with spinder webs growing on them, and the passengers long time passed away.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

I drove a toyota in a thuderstorm one day in Florida after a long drought and they complelely shredded from sun exposure right before my eyes. Being on the interstate was not a good place for that to happen. Check you windshield wipers often!

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW

NOT THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!!!












I am still scratching my head over the trains. No wonder they used to have such a hard time keeping a schedure!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2067 on: July 02, 2009, 11:05:06 AM »

JSM,they just reported that missing soldier broke rules and left camp alone. 
25,000.00 reward being offered to villages for help.That's all igot right now.
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« Reply #2068 on: July 02, 2009, 11:05:52 AM »

Love the bird pic, birds are so much fun to watch    My daughter getting ready for work, just non stop chatting, I don't even know if I'm coming or going, I said to her, next you are going to ask me why the sky is blue. Actually the sky isn't blue, she says to me, I said, who cares if it is purple    She is like a Chatty Cathy doll, she finally left for work. This is the same daughter that at 6 asked me if I was a lesbian    I changed the subject real quick 
  ::MonkeyHaHa::Chatty Cathy, we have one of those at work.

Chatty Cathy!!!! I don't know any Chatty Cathy's. 
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« Reply #2069 on: July 02, 2009, 11:07:44 AM »

And apparently I don't know how to spell either!!! I don't know how ya'll even understand me!!!
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« Reply #2070 on: July 02, 2009, 11:08:57 AM »

Trimm your grandchildren will have many memories of baking with grandma. I always helped my Bohemian grandma, she was always baking and cooking, she lived around the corner, and I was there a lot of the time.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2071 on: July 02, 2009, 11:09:24 AM »

State of California is now giving out IOU's. I wonder how that is going to work out at the grocery store and the utility companies? 
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« Reply #2072 on: July 02, 2009, 11:09:58 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW











Is that for real? I will have to remember the law of the beer sipping. Thanks Northern. 
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« Reply #2073 on: July 02, 2009, 11:10:55 AM »

And apparently I don't know how to spell either!!! I don't know how ya'll even understand me!!!

It doesn't matter,cause I didn't see what you misspelled.   
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« Reply #2074 on: July 02, 2009, 11:11:26 AM »

Mornign all.  Past 100 and no KaBoom 

      
an angelic monkey Morning Northern. I am still laughing about the 3 blades of grass and play by play of your dog. 
They are so pretty.

What we don't do for our pets is all I can say.  If anyone every told me I would sit outside watching for my dog to take a crap , well you know.  Nice to make my monkey friends laugh.
Are those your birds Northern?

No, just a picture I found that I liked.
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« Reply #2075 on: July 02, 2009, 11:13:48 AM »

State of California is now giving out IOU's. I wonder how that is going to work out at the grocery store and the utility companies? 
Will someone please recall ARNOLD and give him a plane ticket back to his homeland 
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« Reply #2076 on: July 02, 2009, 11:14:31 AM »

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« Reply #2077 on: July 02, 2009, 11:14:52 AM »

And let me add a one way ticket, and take Maria with you, please 
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« Reply #2078 on: July 02, 2009, 11:15:31 AM »

State of California is now giving out IOU's. I wonder how that is going to work out at the grocery store and the utility companies? 

I'm still waiting for my state tax refund.They claimed they never received it and I had to refile. 
Last article I read said 300,000 people in Alabama were still waiting for their refunds.
blamed it on the bad economy.Pfft.

How can you use an IOU? Ridiculous.
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« Reply #2079 on: July 02, 2009, 11:15:40 AM »

JSM,they just reported that missing soldier broke rules and left camp alone. 
25,000.00 reward being offered to villages for help.That's all igot right now.
  Why would he leave camp alone? Something sounds very strange. Thanks Trimm for the info. Keep it coming. JSM
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