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« Reply #2080 on: July 02, 2009, 11:15:48 AM »

And for really stupid news of the day....

Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson  filed documents asking "that all my husband's properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately" and "my husband's body must be returned to the coroner's body [sic] or the mortuary immediately."

KTLA just reported that the police are putting barricades around the Staples Centre to stop people from lining up with rumours the memorial will be there.  Speculation is that is where the public memorial will be as AEG owns it and they will more than likely sell tickets to attend the memorial (bet Cindy is kicking herself for not thinking of this one)

MJ had many aliases to score prescription meds including the names Omar Arnold and Jack London
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« Reply #2081 on: July 02, 2009, 11:16:15 AM »


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« Reply #2082 on: July 02, 2009, 11:16:50 AM »

Hey Muffy.     We're staying out of trouble.  Monkey Devil!
Did you see NorthernRose's bird photo?
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« Reply #2083 on: July 02, 2009, 11:17:23 AM »

State of California is now giving out IOU's. I wonder how that is going to work out at the grocery store and the utility companies? 

Unbelivable.  When I used to wait tables years back, sometimes people would write a note on the napkin "you were an excellent server, but we have no money for a tip"  I always wanted to send all the notes in as my car payment and see if that would fly! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2084 on: July 02, 2009, 11:18:50 AM »

And for really stupid news of the day....

Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson  filed documents asking "that all my husband's properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately" and "my husband's body must be returned to the coroner's body [sic] or the mortuary immediately."

KTLA just reported that the police are putting barricades around the Staples Centre to stop people from lining up with rumours the memorial will be there.  Speculation is that is where the public memorial will be as AEG owns it and they will more than likely sell tickets to attend the memorial (bet Cindy is kicking herself for not thinking of this one)

MJ had many aliases to score prescription meds including the names Omar Arnold and Jack London
The writer guy? 
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« Reply #2085 on: July 02, 2009, 11:19:52 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW


Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.










Is that for real? I will have to remember the law of the beer sipping. Thanks Northern. 
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« Reply #2086 on: July 02, 2009, 11:21:09 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW


Is that for real? I will have to remember the law of the beer sipping. Thanks Northern. 

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.
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« Reply #2087 on: July 02, 2009, 11:22:09 AM »

State of California is now giving out IOU's. I wonder how that is going to work out at the grocery store and the utility companies? 

Unbelivable.  When I used to wait tables years back, sometimes people would write a note on the napkin "you were an excellent server, but we have no money for a tip"  I always wanted to send all the notes in as my car payment and see if that would fly! Monkey Devil!

 Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2088 on: July 02, 2009, 11:23:03 AM »

MUFFY BEE!!! 
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« Reply #2089 on: July 02, 2009, 11:23:31 AM »

Thanks for the update, NothernRose. 
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« Reply #2090 on: July 02, 2009, 11:27:09 AM »

I had better get the lawn cut before it gets too warm today as it is going up to 21 degrees - 70 in US degrees. 

JSM  - here is the strangest Texas law I have found so far.......

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six battery operated female gratification toys (I am skeered to put the word in here, but you know what I mean).
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« Reply #2091 on: July 02, 2009, 11:28:26 AM »

State of California is now giving out IOU's. I wonder how that is going to work out at the grocery store and the utility companies? 

Unbelivable.  When I used to wait tables years back, sometimes people would write a note on the napkin "you were an excellent server, but we have no money for a tip"  I always wanted to send all the notes in as my car payment and see if that would fly! Monkey Devil!
Maybe I should try that with the electric company.
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« Reply #2092 on: July 02, 2009, 11:29:16 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW


Is that for real? I will have to remember the law of the beer sipping. Thanks Northern. 

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.


Well, I feel like our society is on the great big straight down waterslide at the waterpark and the government is sitting up at the top going "Duh!" 
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« Reply #2093 on: July 02, 2009, 11:29:52 AM »

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.

You are one remarkable woman Northern Rose!!!!!!! I admire you!  Don't break into a sweat mowing the lawn!  I think I hear Trimm's envy, I know JSM would have her parka on! 
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« Reply #2094 on: July 02, 2009, 11:31:51 AM »

I had better get the lawn cut before it gets too warm today as it is going up to 21 degrees - 70 in US degrees. 

JSM  - here is the strangest Texas law I have found so far.......

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six battery operated female gratification toys (I am skeered to put the word in here, but you know what I mean).
I knew about that law, because they were raiding these "sexy lingerie partys" and arresting the women by using that law.  It was a big thing a couple of years ago.
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« Reply #2095 on: July 02, 2009, 11:32:22 AM »

I had better get the lawn cut before it gets too warm today as it is going up to 21 degrees - 70 in US degrees. 

JSM  - here is the strangest Texas law I have found so far.......

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six battery operated female gratification toys (I am skeered to put the word in here, but you know what I mean).

Well, what about the male self gratification toys????!!!!!Men!!! I know they wrote that legislation!!!! 
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« Reply #2096 on: July 02, 2009, 11:33:43 AM »

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.

You are one remarkable woman Northern Rose!!!!!!! I admire you!  Don't break into a sweat mowing the lawn!  I think I hear Trimm's envy, I know JSM would have her parka on! 
JSM would have a jacket on, that's for sure.
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« Reply #2097 on: July 02, 2009, 11:34:00 AM »

I had better get the lawn cut before it gets too warm today as it is going up to 21 degrees - 70 in US degrees. 

JSM  - here is the strangest Texas law I have found so far.......

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six battery operated female gratification toys (I am skeered to put the word in here, but you know what I mean).
I knew about that law, because they were raiding these "sexy lingerie partys" and arresting the women by using that law.  It was a big thing a couple of years ago.

Robbery, murder, mayhem, sexual predators, and they are arresting women trying to get off for a change!!!! I am getting crazed again. 
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« Reply #2098 on: July 02, 2009, 11:34:37 AM »

I had better get the lawn cut before it gets too warm today as it is going up to 21 degrees - 70 in US degrees. 

JSM  - here is the strangest Texas law I have found so far.......

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six battery operated female gratification toys (I am skeered to put the word in here, but you know what I mean).

 Monkey Devil!  You're killing me over here.
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« Reply #2099 on: July 02, 2009, 11:37:10 AM »

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.

You are one remarkable woman Northern Rose!!!!!!! I admire you!  Don't break into a sweat mowing the lawn!  I think I hear Trimm's envy, I know JSM would have her parka on! 

You got that right.Cutting grass in this heat is no fun.I love it when it is in the 70's.
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