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« Reply #2100 on: July 02, 2009, 11:40:23 AM »

JSM I think you are in Texas.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse when you get a ticket or arrested so please be aware that the following are real laws still on the books in Texas.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing On the fourth sip please remain seated

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Check your mail and phone messages often

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
Don't let a Peace Officer see you and you are fine

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. Sounds like a game of chicken to me

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.   

A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. WOW....just WOW


Is that for real? I will have to remember the law of the beer sipping. Thanks Northern. 

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.


Well, I feel like our society is on the great big straight down waterslide at the waterpark and the government is sitting up at the top going "Duh!" 
with no water in the pool at the bottom of the slide.
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« Reply #2101 on: July 02, 2009, 11:42:25 AM »

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.

You are one remarkable woman Northern Rose!!!!!!! I admire you!  Don't break into a sweat mowing the lawn!  I think I hear Trimm's envy, I know JSM would have her parka on! 

You got that right.Cutting grass in this heat is no fun.I love it when it is in the 70's.

Shorts on right now and it has not even hit 21.  OK the lawnmower calls.  The dog also has a ritual when I am cutting the lawn that is just as annoying as his nighttime zen crap.  I will leave that for another time when you guys need some levity.
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« Reply #2102 on: July 02, 2009, 11:44:30 AM »

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.

You are one remarkable woman Northern Rose!!!!!!! I admire you!  Don't break into a sweat mowing the lawn!  I think I hear Trimm's envy, I know JSM would have her parka on! 

You got that right.Cutting grass in this heat is no fun.I love it when it is in the 70's.

Shorts on right now and it has not even hit 21.  OK the lawnmower calls.  The dog also has a ritual when I am cutting the lawn that is just as annoying as his nighttime zen crap.  I will leave that for another time when you guys need some levity.

  I can't wait for that one!! 
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« Reply #2103 on: July 02, 2009, 11:44:49 AM »

NorthernRose,you can bring us some dessert when you come back. 
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« Reply #2104 on: July 02, 2009, 11:53:10 AM »

71 degrees, sounds great. JSM how could you wear a jacket in that, that's perfect weather.
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« Reply #2105 on: July 02, 2009, 12:02:23 PM »

I don't know what is going on with the weather here the past two days. The sky has been dark clouds and still no rain since yesterday when I took my cushions and umbrella in. The morninglories have been blooming all day for two days. I went out last night and they had finally closed up. They are open again. I know they are just exhausted! The temp has been in the 60's too. It's gonna be a weird Forth of July if this keeps up! 
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« Reply #2106 on: July 02, 2009, 12:04:17 PM »

NorthernRose,you can bring us some dessert when you come back. 

She ate apple pie last night for a snack. I am sure it was homemade. No MRS SMITH'S for her! 
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« Reply #2107 on: July 02, 2009, 12:04:56 PM »

I don't know what is going on with the weather here the past two days. The sky has been dark clouds and still no rain since yesterday when I took my cushions and umbrella in. The morninglories have been blooming all day for two days. I went out last night and they had finally closed up. They are open again. I know they are just exhausted! The temp has been in the 60's too. It's gonna be a weird Forth of July if this keeps up! 
I know Fanny!  I can't believe I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt in July.  Shouldn't have wasted the $55.00 for the waterpark pass. Sad
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« Reply #2108 on: July 02, 2009, 12:08:31 PM »

71 degrees, sounds great. JSM how could you wear a jacket in that, that's perfect weather.
I don't know No Rose, maybe just a long sleeved tshirt. Right now I would take 70 degree weather.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2109 on: July 02, 2009, 12:09:08 PM »

Broke another stack!!

Yes, this is absolutely real!  I am helping a friend who is writing her doctorate thesis on how society moves at a quicker pace then the rules that govern, and doing research for her.

You are one remarkable woman Northern Rose!!!!!!! I admire you!  Don't break into a sweat mowing the lawn!  I think I hear Trimm's envy, I know JSM would have her parka on! 

You got that right.Cutting grass in this heat is no fun.I love it when it is in the 70's.

Shorts on right now and it has not even hit 21.  OK the lawnmower calls.  The dog also has a ritual when I am cutting the lawn that is just as annoying as his nighttime zen crap.  I will leave that for another time when you guys need some levity.

  I can't wait for that one!! 
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« Reply #2110 on: July 02, 2009, 12:14:55 PM »

NorthernRose,you can bring us some dessert when you come back. 

She ate apple pie last night for a snack. I am sure it was homemade. No MRS SMITH'S for her! 

   I used to bake all the time.I like to eat it all though. 
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« Reply #2111 on: July 02, 2009, 12:15:48 PM »

I don't know what is going on with the weather here the past two days. The sky has been dark clouds and still no rain since yesterday when I took my cushions and umbrella in. The morninglories have been blooming all day for two days. I went out last night and they had finally closed up. They are open again. I know they are just exhausted! The temp has been in the 60's too. It's gonna be a weird Forth of July if this keeps up! 
Come on down to Texas. It will be a nice 101 for your Fourth of July activities. All are welcome, just bring beer I will furnish the hot dogs and buns. 
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« Reply #2112 on: July 02, 2009, 12:16:23 PM »

71 degrees, sounds great. JSM how could you wear a jacket in that, that's perfect weather.
I don't know No Rose, maybe just a long sleeved tshirt. Right now I would take 70 degree weather.  an angelic monkey
Me too, actually the 60 some degrees sound even better. Heat and me don't mix.
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« Reply #2113 on: July 02, 2009, 12:18:00 PM »

They were just showing IOU's in California.How can that work?
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« Reply #2114 on: July 02, 2009, 12:24:23 PM »

They were just showing IOU's in California.How can that work?

I'll let you know when I go to Walmart tomorrow.    This is insane, and now plans for a memorial for MJ at the Staples Center. WTH on a Tuesday, the drivers are going to love this one. Having been there for several concerts, good luck with the parking and such, some of these idiots are going to have to hike for ever to get there. And the cost?
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« Reply #2115 on: July 02, 2009, 12:24:36 PM »

Watched "wipeout" last night w/son, which is always good for a good laugh if you haven't ever caught it.  There was some news blurb on between comercials and my son wanted to know why they would name a girl Michael as in MJ.  I could not explain...
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« Reply #2116 on: July 02, 2009, 12:26:45 PM »

http://www.thememriblog.org/
Afghan Website: Taliban Seize U.S. Soldier In Paktika Province

Taliban militants in Afghanistan have captured an American soldier and three Afghan security men in the country’s southern Paktika province, according to an Afghan news website.

Maulvi Sangin, who claims to speak for the Taliban in the province, said that the U.S. soldier was kidnapped on Wednesday, according to a report in the Afghan website pajhwok.com.

He added that the Taliban fighters seized the soldiers when they were on way to the Yousafkhel security checkpost and took them to a secret location, according to the report.

Sangin claimed that the abducted soldiers were drunk when they were captured by the Taliban.

Source: www.pajhwok.com, Afghanistan, July 2, 2009
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« Reply #2117 on: July 02, 2009, 12:27:43 PM »

The IOUs also will be sent to California counties, which now must find other ways to fund a wide array of social programs, ranging from alcohol abuse and mental health treatment to services for the elderly and disabled. California's universities were evaluating ways to assist students whose grants will not be funded to pay education expenses.

It was unclear whether some of California's largest banks will accept the state's IOUs as payment. They would be paid back, with interest, but the state's precarious financial condition and legislative gridlock might be making some bankers nervous.

Bank of America announced Wednesday it would cash the IOUs for its customers through July 10, bank spokeswoman Colleen Haggerty said. Schwarzenegger and state officials asked other banks to do the same, noting that California has never defaulted.

"We will make those payments," he said. "We are responsible."      (We are responsible, oh, okay Arnold, then why are we in such a mess?)
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« Reply #2118 on: July 02, 2009, 12:28:59 PM »

JSM, I really liked the music you posted last night. I can just see you gliding over the ice. I was up late reading and catching up and I must say that this is a very fun place to be. I always get my daily requirement of laughs here.
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« Reply #2119 on: July 02, 2009, 12:29:50 PM »

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Afghan Website: Taliban Seize U.S. Soldier In Paktika Province

Taliban militants in Afghanistan have captured an American soldier and three Afghan security men in the country’s southern Paktika province, according to an Afghan news website.

Maulvi Sangin, who claims to speak for the Taliban in the province, said that the U.S. soldier was kidnapped on Wednesday, according to a report in the Afghan website pajhwok.com.

He added that the Taliban fighters seized the soldiers when they were on way to the Yousafkhel security checkpost and took them to a secret location, according to the report.

Sangin claimed that the abducted soldiers were drunk when they were captured by the Taliban.

Source: www.pajhwok.com, Afghanistan, July 2, 2009
Has the president said anything about this? I will not listen to him, so if I don't see it in print, I'm out of luck. Or is he too busy with the healthcare reform?
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