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« Reply #2160 on: July 02, 2009, 01:20:39 PM »

Can anyone else picture the outcome of some of the inspectors coming to homes, this will not be pretty. JSM, Josef is not the only pup that doesn't take to kindly to guests. 
  Monkey Devil! I have a feeling they would get a big suprise if they came to my apartment, and the suprise wouldn't be a ding dong or a twinkie, but a big bite in the arse from Joe. I take it Zoe would do the same?   
She went nuts the other day with the UPS guy and the Terminix guy 
Joe has to stay on the balcony when the pizza guy comes. My neighbor brought over a pack of ciggies because I let her borrow some and he wouldn't even let her in the door. 
It's awful sometimes, I just say she is protecting me 
That's what she is doing, just the same as Joe. So to the inspectors, I say bring it on!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2161 on: July 02, 2009, 01:20:41 PM »

Please tell me you are kidding? I'm not having some da_n fool in my house telling me squat, or counting anything or telling me what kind of appliance of bulb I should use. What's next someone coming in here and throwing my stash of ding dongs away because they are too fattening. 

I continued eating my stash of Nutty Buddy's all during the peanut butter e-coli scare. I stared down e-coli!!! There is nobody big enough to take them away from me!!!   
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« Reply #2162 on: July 02, 2009, 01:22:58 PM »

I'm having a hard time figuring how all this is going to work, are there details how the inspectors are going to handle this bright idea? What else are the inspectors going to be looking at when they come into our houses?
Well if they are looking for a recycle bin in my apartment, they aren't going to find one. ALL my trash goes to the dumpster.  Monkey Devil!
The more I'm pushed to do things, the more the ole teenage rebellion comes out, I don't recycle, unless someone is watching  and then I take it out of the recycle and put it back in the garbage.  Big Brother anyone ?
I don't even do that. We have a dumpster and we have those wheelie bins. It all goes into the dumpster. I don't have time to sort plastic, cans etc, plus like you don't want to be told what to do.
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« Reply #2163 on: July 02, 2009, 01:23:29 PM »

Please tell me you are kidding? I'm not having some da_n fool in my house telling me squat, or counting anything or telling me what kind of appliance of bulb I should use. What's next someone coming in here and throwing my stash of ding dongs away because they are too fattening. 

I continued eating my stash of Nutty Buddy's all during the peanut butter e-coli scare. I stared down e-coli!!! There is nobody big enough to take them away from me!!!   
  Same here with the cookie dough  Got to go feed the birds, and water, before my next door neighbor crawls out of his hole and starts puttering in his yard. 
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« Reply #2164 on: July 02, 2009, 01:23:54 PM »

Please tell me you are kidding? I'm not having some da_n fool in my house telling me squat, or counting anything or telling me what kind of appliance of bulb I should use. What's next someone coming in here and throwing my stash of ding dongs away because they are too fattening. 

I continued eating my stash of Nutty Buddy's all during the peanut butter e-coli scare. I stared down e-coli!!! There is nobody big enough to take them away from me!!!   
 
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« Reply #2165 on: July 02, 2009, 01:25:46 PM »

Can anyone else picture the outcome of some of the inspectors coming to homes, this will not be pretty. JSM, Josef is not the only pup that doesn't take to kindly to guests. 
  Monkey Devil! I have a feeling they would get a big suprise if they came to my apartment, and the suprise wouldn't be a ding dong or a twinkie, but a big bite in the arse from Joe. I take it Zoe would do the same?   
She went nuts the other day with the UPS guy and the Terminix guy 
Joe has to stay on the balcony when the pizza guy comes. My neighbor brought over a pack of ciggies because I let her borrow some and he wouldn't even let her in the door. 
It's awful sometimes, I just say she is protecting me 
That's what she is doing, just the same as Joe. So to the inspectors, I say bring it on!  Monkey Devil!

I have no internal protection as far as animals go. My cats just run under the bed if the doorbell rings, and don't come out till the coast is clear.    If they get in, I will just have to use my TOWANDA or THOR FANNY powers on them!!!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2166 on: July 02, 2009, 02:18:57 PM »

It is now being reported Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody of her two children, also wants a restraining order to keep Joe Jackson away from the kids 
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« Reply #2167 on: July 02, 2009, 02:20:49 PM »

Lawn is done.

Apple pie was made by mom yesterday. It was the last of her apples from last year.  She cleans them and then freezes them in jars so she can bake with them

Muslim funeral in a sports centre  where they charge admission sounds fantastic especially since the autopsy was done and it is many days too late , but who am I to say?  Family may want some butchers thread to hold the body back together for when they wash it and wrap it.

TMZ is now saying Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody and is filing a restraining order against Papa Joe

No dessert made today. My son is picking strawberries and if he has enough I  may go over to the neighbours later for some fresh cream and see if I can talk my daughter into baking shortcake.
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« Reply #2168 on: July 02, 2009, 02:24:49 PM »

Lawn is done.

Apple pie was made by mom yesterday. It was the last of her apples from last year.  She cleans them and then freezes them in jars so she can bake with them

Muslim funeral in a sports centre  where they charge admission sounds fantastic especially since the autopsy was done and it is many days too late , but who am I to say?  Family may want some butchers thread to hold the body back together for when they wash it and wrap it.

TMZ is now saying Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody and is filing a restraining order against Papa Joe

No dessert made today. My son is picking strawberries and if he has enough I  may go over to the neighbours later for some fresh cream and see if I can talk my daughter into baking shortcake.

Shortcake sounds great. In the state of Cal. if Rowe wants her kids, they are hers, I thought. I know it isn't that simple, but this will be a royal mess. Can't say I blame her for wanting Joe away from the kids.
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« Reply #2169 on: July 02, 2009, 02:31:13 PM »

More Laws from Florida this time.....

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. But married woman can jump anytime they want

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Really curious what caused this law to be on the books in the first place

It is considered an offense to shower naked.For those following the whacky world of the Ants, if Jesse can attest that Casey was naked the day she came over to shower here are more charges that can be pressed

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. Guess farts only smell bad in public after 6PM?

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Now I have to find the definition of "lewd act"

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.Allrighty then
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« Reply #2170 on: July 02, 2009, 02:32:13 PM »

Lawn is done.

Apple pie was made by mom yesterday. It was the last of her apples from last year.  She cleans them and then freezes them in jars so she can bake with them

Muslim funeral in a sports centre  where they charge admission sounds fantastic especially since the autopsy was done and it is many days too late , but who am I to say?  Family may want some butchers thread to hold the body back together for when they wash it and wrap it.

TMZ is now saying Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody and is filing a restraining order against Papa Joe

No dessert made today. My son is picking strawberries and if he has enough I  may go over to the neighbours later for some fresh cream and see if I can talk my daughter into baking shortcake.

Shortcake sounds great. In the state of Cal. if Rowe wants her kids, they are hers, I thought. I know it isn't that simple, but this will be a royal mess. Can't say I blame her for wanting Joe away from the kids.

Would the state of California recognize her as the mother if she was just the surrogate? I had heard that they were not her eggs, nor MJ's sperm. Did I not hear somewhere along the way that MJ's dermatogists was the sperm donor??   

Stawberry shortcake sounds good to me too!
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« Reply #2171 on: July 02, 2009, 02:34:43 PM »

Lawn is done.

Apple pie was made by mom yesterday. It was the last of her apples from last year.  She cleans them and then freezes them in jars so she can bake with them

Muslim funeral in a sports centre  where they charge admission sounds fantastic especially since the autopsy was done and it is many days too late , but who am I to say?  Family may want some butchers thread to hold the body back together for when they wash it and wrap it.

TMZ is now saying Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody and is filing a restraining order against Papa Joe

No dessert made today. My son is picking strawberries and if he has enough I  may go over to the neighbours later for some fresh cream and see if I can talk my daughter into baking shortcake.

Shortcake sounds great. In the state of Cal. if Rowe wants her kids, they are hers, I thought. I know it isn't that simple, but this will be a royal mess. Can't say I blame her for wanting Joe away from the kids.

She is gonna have to duke it out with the nutbag from England who filed papers saying those are her kids and she wants MJ's body.
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« Reply #2172 on: July 02, 2009, 02:36:26 PM »

Lawn is done.

Apple pie was made by mom yesterday. It was the last of her apples from last year.  She cleans them and then freezes them in jars so she can bake with them

Muslim funeral in a sports centre  where they charge admission sounds fantastic especially since the autopsy was done and it is many days too late , but who am I to say?  Family may want some butchers thread to hold the body back together for when they wash it and wrap it.

TMZ is now saying Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody and is filing a restraining order against Papa Joe

No dessert made today. My son is picking strawberries and if he has enough I  may go over to the neighbours later for some fresh cream and see if I can talk my daughter into baking shortcake.

Shortcake sounds great. In the state of Cal. if Rowe wants her kids, they are hers, I thought. I know it isn't that simple, but this will be a royal mess. Can't say I blame her for wanting Joe away from the kids.

Would the state of California recognize her as the mother if she was just the surrogate? I had heard that they were not her eggs, nor MJ's sperm. Did I not hear somewhere along the way that MJ's dermatogists was the sperm donor??   

Stawberry shortcake sounds good to me too!

I heard that as well Fanny that eggs and sperm were all donated.  That just makes her the easy-bake oven.
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« Reply #2173 on: July 02, 2009, 02:37:47 PM »

More Laws from Florida this time.....

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. But married woman can jump anytime they want

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Really curious what caused this law to be on the books in the first place

It is considered an offense to shower naked.For those following the whacky world of the Ants, if Jesse can attest that Casey was naked the day she came over to shower here are more charges that can be pressed

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. Guess farts only smell bad in public after 6PM?

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Now I have to find the definition of "lewd act"

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.Allrighty then

I'm kind of partial to the porcupine law  WTH
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« Reply #2174 on: July 02, 2009, 02:38:04 PM »

Obama is going to give a press conference about "innovation" & jobs. I wonder if he will speak of the missing and dead soldiers in Afghanistan???  How 'bout the NK and their missles??? 

Govenor and Mrs. Sanford are going to take a trip together down to Palm Beach. WTH is wrong with politician's wives and their self esteem???? 

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAY DOWN AND LET THEM WIPE THEIR FEET ON YOU!!!!!   
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« Reply #2175 on: July 02, 2009, 02:38:58 PM »

Now I'm hearing she is the real mother. This is all terrible for those kids 
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« Reply #2176 on: July 02, 2009, 02:40:01 PM »

Obama is going to give a press conference about "innovation" & jobs. I wonder if he will speak of the missing and dead soldiers in Afghanistan???  How 'bout the NK and their missles??? 

Govenor and Mrs. Sanford are going to take a trip together down to Palm Beach. WTH is wrong with politician's wives and their self esteem???? 

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LAY DOWN AND LET THEM WIPE THEIR FEET ON YOU!!!!!   
I'd like to give him an innovation  Palm Beach, on a vacation 
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« Reply #2177 on: July 02, 2009, 02:40:19 PM »

More Laws from Florida this time.....

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. But married woman can jump anytime they want

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Really curious what caused this law to be on the books in the first place

It is considered an offense to shower naked.For those following the whacky world of the Ants, if Jesse can attest that Casey was naked the day she came over to shower here are more charges that can be pressed

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. Guess farts only smell bad in public after 6PM?

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Now I have to find the definition of "lewd act"

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.Allrighty then

I'm kind of partial to the porcupine law  WTH

You know someone has tried it, or there wouldn't be a law. I wonder if that means other porcupines too?? 
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« Reply #2178 on: July 02, 2009, 02:42:48 PM »

Please tell me you are kidding? I'm not having some da_n fool in my house telling me squat, or counting anything or telling me what kind of appliance of bulb I should use. What's next someone coming in here and throwing my stash of ding dongs away because they are too fattening. 

I continued eating my stash of Nutty Buddy's all during the peanut butter e-coli scare. I stared down e-coli!!! There is nobody big enough to take them away from me!!!   

I just spit cheese curls everywhere.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2179 on: July 02, 2009, 02:43:44 PM »

Quincy Jones is saying MJ did not want to be black.  In an interview with Details mag, Jones says Michael never accepted his race: "It's ridiculous, man! Chemical peels and all of it. And I don't understand it. But he obviously didn't want to be black ... You see his kids?"  Jones also reveals Bubbles the chimp once bit a hole in his daughter's hand ... who knew?

You can now win a date with Jon Goesselin.  Even Jon Gosselin couldn't take Kate's chunk-striped, bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave anymore. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6670edb858/match-com-jon-gosselin

and Gary Coleman's wife was arrested last night for two counts of Demstic Violence. 

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