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« Reply #2180 on: July 02, 2009, 02:44:10 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2181 on: July 02, 2009, 02:46:06 PM »

More Laws from Florida this time.....

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. But married woman can jump anytime they want

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Really curious what caused this law to be on the books in the first place

It is considered an offense to shower naked.For those following the whacky world of the Ants, if Jesse can attest that Casey was naked the day she came over to shower here are more charges that can be pressed

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. Guess farts only smell bad in public after 6PM?

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Now I have to find the definition of "lewd act"

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.Allrighty then

I'm kind of partial to the porcupine law  WTH

You know someone has tried it, or there wouldn't be a law. I wonder if that means other porcupines too?? 

Maybe they should leave this one on the books to help save costs with the Socialism Health system?
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« Reply #2182 on: July 02, 2009, 02:47:04 PM »

It is now being reported Debbie Rowe is fighting for custody of her two children, also wants a restraining order to keep Joe Jackson away from the kids 

  I just got back from the store.I missed that one.
What a mess.
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« Reply #2183 on: July 02, 2009, 02:49:33 PM »

More Laws from Florida this time.....

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. But married woman can jump anytime they want

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Really curious what caused this law to be on the books in the first place

It is considered an offense to shower naked.For those following the whacky world of the Ants, if Jesse can attest that Casey was naked the day she came over to shower here are more charges that can be pressed

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. Guess farts only smell bad in public after 6PM?

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Now I have to find the definition of "lewd act"

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.Allrighty then

I'm kind of partial to the porcupine law  WTH

You know someone has tried it, or there wouldn't be a law. I wonder if that means other porcupines too?? 
Glad I am running these past you guys.  Now I have to check if porcupine sex is only illegal if it is interspecies or if they have a special porcupine fine   
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« Reply #2184 on: July 02, 2009, 02:51:04 PM »


Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.Really curious what caused this law to be on the books in the first place

 
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« Reply #2185 on: July 02, 2009, 02:53:32 PM »

FOX is now reporting that MJ had a secret GF in England and the family knows about her.  Wonder if that nutbag in London is not so much of a nutbag - more like a crackerjack box?
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« Reply #2186 on: July 02, 2009, 02:54:30 PM »

They are saying MJ had a secret girlfriend.I call BS.It's image booster.Sorry it won't work.
Ablow is telling it like it is. 
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« Reply #2187 on: July 02, 2009, 02:55:04 PM »

Just got back from the store too. 

Can someone explain to me why I had to pay $1.00 for air to put in my tires?   

And those lightbulbs, ugh!  My mom & Mr. NRCG would make a good couple.  She shoves those lightbulbs at me at every chance.  I can get 4 regular bulbs for $1.79, they want $9.99 for three of the swirly ones!  I've broken 2 of the swirly ones and vacuumed the mess up.  I had no idea I needed a hazmat suit!    My poor son & kitty!
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« Reply #2188 on: July 02, 2009, 03:09:52 PM »

Quincy Jones is saying MJ did not want to be black.  In an interview with Details mag, Jones says Michael never accepted his race: "It's ridiculous, man! Chemical peels and all of it. And I don't understand it. But he obviously didn't want to be black ... You see his kids?"  Jones also reveals Bubbles the chimp once bit a hole in his daughter's hand ... who knew?

You can now win a date with Jon Goesselin.  Even Jon Gosselin couldn't take Kate's chunk-striped, bi-level porcupine reverse mullet weave anymore. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6670edb858/match-com-jon-gosselin

and Gary Coleman's wife was arrested last night for two counts of Demstic Violence. 


Which topic to tackle first  I don't want a date with Jon. Gary Coleman and his wife are always fighting. I'm shocked that Bubbles bit a hole in Paris Jackson's hand  though I would have preferred he would have taken a bite out of Michael.
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« Reply #2189 on: July 02, 2009, 03:10:50 PM »

Just got back from the store too. 

Can someone explain to me why I had to pay $1.00 for air to put in my tires?   

And those lightbulbs, ugh!  My mom & Mr. NRCG would make a good couple.  She shoves those lightbulbs at me at every chance.  I can get 4 regular bulbs for $1.79, they want $9.99 for three of the swirly ones!  I've broken 2 of the swirly ones and vacuumed the mess up.  I had no idea I needed a hazmat suit!    My poor son & kitty!

You really do Lovin.  Next time someone tries to force one on you give them the clean up procedures and see if they still think having them in the hands of consumers is such a great idea.  Here is a really good recent article on many of the risks of having those bulbs near you.  As you can see, there are MANY studies currently going on up here on CFL's. 

http://www.cbc.ca/newsatsixmontreal/begreen/2009/06/the_dark_side_of_the_cfl.html
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« Reply #2190 on: July 02, 2009, 03:12:05 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
This is just plain nuts. If people want those bulbs, fine, but don't stop others from getting the regular bulbs. Does the White House have those fancy new bulbs, I doubt it.
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« Reply #2191 on: July 02, 2009, 03:13:13 PM »

Just got back from the store too. 

Can someone explain to me why I had to pay $1.00 for air to put in my tires?   

And those lightbulbs, ugh!  My mom & Mr. NRCG would make a good couple.  She shoves those lightbulbs at me at every chance.  I can get 4 regular bulbs for $1.79, they want $9.99 for three of the swirly ones!  I've broken 2 of the swirly ones and vacuumed the mess up.  I had no idea I needed a hazmat suit!    My poor son & kitty!

Well don't let it out, or your house with look like something out of ET The Extra-Terrestrial. Maybe NORTHERN ROSE could tell you what to do about your vacuum cleaner.   
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« Reply #2192 on: July 02, 2009, 03:14:23 PM »

FOX is now reporting that MJ had a secret GF in England and the family knows about her.  Wonder if that nutbag in London is not so much of a nutbag - more like a crackerjack box?
A real living girlfriend, not a figment of his imagination? 
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« Reply #2193 on: July 02, 2009, 03:15:02 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
This is just plain nuts. If people want those bulbs, fine, but don't stop others from getting the regular bulbs. Does the White House have those fancy new bulbs, I doubt it.

As a matter of fact they showed a clip of him talking about updating the lights a day or so ago.   
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« Reply #2194 on: July 02, 2009, 03:15:14 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
This is just plain nuts. If people want those bulbs, fine, but don't stop others from getting the regular bulbs. Does the White House have those fancy new bulbs, I doubt it.

I don't think they make the new-fangled kind for Chandeliers!!
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« Reply #2195 on: July 02, 2009, 03:16:01 PM »

Just got back from the store too. 

Can someone explain to me why I had to pay $1.00 for air to put in my tires?   

And those lightbulbs, ugh!  My mom & Mr. NRCG would make a good couple.  She shoves those lightbulbs at me at every chance.  I can get 4 regular bulbs for $1.79, they want $9.99 for three of the swirly ones!  I've broken 2 of the swirly ones and vacuumed the mess up.  I had no idea I needed a hazmat suit!    My poor son & kitty!
What is it and these light bulbs, for heaven's sake, who came up with those, and nobody better answer Al Gore  One dollar for air, that's a new one 
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« Reply #2196 on: July 02, 2009, 03:17:56 PM »

They are saying MJ had a secret girlfriend.I call BS.It's image booster.Sorry it won't work.
Ablow is telling it like it is. 
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« Reply #2197 on: July 02, 2009, 03:18:12 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!

I love my Dollar General Store, just sayin'. They sell those cookies that are not good for you too.   
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« Reply #2198 on: July 02, 2009, 03:19:03 PM »

 
Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
This is just plain nuts. If people want those bulbs, fine, but don't stop others from getting the regular bulbs. Does the White House have those fancy new bulbs, I doubt it.

As a matter of fact they showed a clip of him talking about updating the lights a day or so ago.   
    Wonder if Gore will be installing the new lights?
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« Reply #2199 on: July 02, 2009, 03:19:48 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
This is just plain nuts. If people want those bulbs, fine, but don't stop others from getting the regular bulbs. Does the White House have those fancy new bulbs, I doubt it.

As a matter of fact they showed a clip of him talking about updating the lights a day or so ago.   

FINE THEN!!! I am sure that all the bathrooms in the White House will be energy friendly with new lighting. 
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