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« Reply #2220 on: July 02, 2009, 03:43:15 PM »

Oh chit,they are talking about energy again,and those light bulbs.
I told hubby monkeys were stashing real light bulbs as we speak.  Monkey Devil!
This is just plain nuts. If people want those bulbs, fine, but don't stop others from getting the regular bulbs. Does the White House have those fancy new bulbs, I doubt it.

As a matter of fact they showed a clip of him talking about updating the lights a day or so ago.   

FINE THEN!!! I am sure that all the bathrooms in the White House will be energy friendly with new lighting. 

Do you think they are water conscious in the White House and have signs in all the bathrooms that say :

If it's yellow, let it mellow.  If it's brown, flush it down.

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He!! no. 
That's all I heard last summer when we had water restriction.

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
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« Reply #2221 on: July 02, 2009, 03:44:41 PM »


Mercury is heavy and the droplets and vapors would stay close to the floor which is why it is especially dangerous to children and pets.  You have no way of telling if you have contaminated you vacuum.  If the bag from you vacuum had a hole then you could be spreading the mercury vapors everytime you turn it on.  If the mercury drops stuck to your beater bar and there is metal on your beater bar then it could very well have formed a bond with the metal and is still there.   I would triple bag the vacuum, take it to a dangerous goods disposal centre, and get a new vacuum.

But, but, but it was a new vacuum and a really nice one too 

Ok, printing this out and sending my mom a bill for one new vacuum.  I hope she doesn't send back an IOU!
    Monkey Devil!  This is frightening, especially if a child breaks one of these bulbs.
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« Reply #2222 on: July 02, 2009, 03:45:07 PM »

I hear ya FannyMae. 
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« Reply #2223 on: July 02, 2009, 03:45:51 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 
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« Reply #2224 on: July 02, 2009, 03:46:53 PM »

If these light bulbs are so darn dangerous, why are they selling them? 

Because they COST MORE!!!!!!!  And now they want us to sit around in the dark and stay home, and don't breathe because WE are using up the world's natural resourses and heating up the atmosphere and it is all OUR fault!!!   

  I think I may have popped something with that last rant....
I pretty much stay home anyway, I don't put on a lot of lights, prefer it that way, but breathing......       I am laughing here something awful, I missread where you said you may have popped something, I didn't read it as popped   

That too. But I flushed afterward.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2225 on: July 02, 2009, 03:47:33 PM »

Michael Jackson Funeral Plans
Posted Jul 2nd 2009 3:10PM by TMZ Staff

So finally we have something firm on Michael Jackson's private family service. It will be at 10:00 AM Tuesday at Forest Lawn in Los Angeles.

A motorcade will then go to the Staples Center complex in downtown Los Angeles where the public memorial will be held. We're told the family still hasn't decided whether the memorial will be at the Staples Center or the smaller Nokia Theatre. A decision on that is expected shortly.

(My husband's parents are buried at Forest Lawn  )

I started to suggest Forest Lawn yesterday. I'm glad I didn't, because you would be blaming me for this now. 
You got that right    So the private service is going to be there, but is he going to be buried there? I still think one way or another he will end up at Neverland.
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« Reply #2226 on: July 02, 2009, 03:49:12 PM »

I hear ya FannyMae. 
And I remember back a few years, they wanted a person to put a brick in the back part of the toilet. I didn't do that, with my luck it would have somehow broke the toilet.
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« Reply #2227 on: July 02, 2009, 03:50:37 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 
  Monkey Devil! I just couldn't do that, and then that nonsense about only using a little toilet paper 
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« Reply #2228 on: July 02, 2009, 03:51:17 PM »

I hear ya FannyMae. 
And I remember back a few years, they wanted a person to put a brick in the back part of the toilet. I didn't do that, with my luck it would have somehow broke the toilet.

If you have one of those "water saver" toilets, you have to flush three times anyway, so what does that save?? I want to have some water pressure when I flush. 
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« Reply #2229 on: July 02, 2009, 03:53:17 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 
  Monkey Devil! I just couldn't do that, and then that nonsense about only using a little toilet paper 

Who was that stupid female celebrity that said we should all use one square of toilet paper at the time??? She sure don't live in my house!!
One square is not big enough to blow you nose on.   
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« Reply #2230 on: July 02, 2009, 03:57:02 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 

  I've lived through too many hurricanes and power failures to ever deliberately put myself through not being able to flush or take a hot shower. 
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« Reply #2231 on: July 02, 2009, 03:58:42 PM »

I am dieing laughing here.  Sorry I brought up the flushing.  Who knew a little swirly would be so funny!
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« Reply #2232 on: July 02, 2009, 03:59:38 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 

  I've lived through too many hurricanes and power failures to ever deliberately put myself through not being able to flush or take a hot shower. 

Don't forget, if you are in Florida NO SHOWERING NAKED!
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« Reply #2233 on: July 02, 2009, 04:09:27 PM »

I have been outside watching the black helicopters circling my condo. I can't imagine what they are doing.    Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2234 on: July 02, 2009, 04:11:43 PM »

I have been outside watching the black helicopters circling my condo. I can't imagine what they are doing.    Monkey Devil!

    
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« Reply #2235 on: July 02, 2009, 04:13:09 PM »

Ohio laws (Oh boy).....

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays.

It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone.

It's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a licence.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public lest men see reflections of their underwear. 

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.




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« Reply #2236 on: July 02, 2009, 04:14:28 PM »

I have been outside watching the black helicopters circling my condo. I can't imagine what they are doing.    Monkey Devil!

Thermal heat sensors to see if anyone is showering naked, flushing yellow, or using more than one square?
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« Reply #2237 on: July 02, 2009, 04:28:40 PM »

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public lest men see reflections of their underwear. 
Who comes up with this kind of crap? 
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« Reply #2238 on: July 02, 2009, 04:34:29 PM »

Ohio laws (Oh boy).....

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays.Living in Ohio I can attest to no sea whales. However, I have been to Walmart and I think there may be a possiblility of there being land ones.  
It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. I cannot even begin to imagine, even with my fertile imagination, where or what could have happened to cause this law.   

It's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a licence. I do not live that close to a church, so I guess I am safe. There is not a housefly with the reach of my swatter that is safe!

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.This is good, because I have some big plans for the Forth of July weekend!   

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. I can attest to this, as each Ohio driver honks their horn not only at passing cars, but at ones that are coming toward them in the other lane. I have often thought that most Ohio drivers learned to drive in NYC. Except they don't call you a douche bag as they are flying you the bird. 

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public lest men see reflections of their underwear. I have no worry with this one, as I don't wear underwear. 

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. I can see the sense in this. I grew up with two sisters and that plus my mama was enough draaammma in one house.

It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. I refuse to shoot mice, so I don't need a license. My cats do a fine job, as I frequently find "trophy's" on my door mat every morning, thank you.  an angelic monkey

Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. I am not worried about this one either as my geese are safely corralled behind my 8 ft privacy fence.






Oh, the joys of living in Ohio!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2239 on: July 02, 2009, 04:36:38 PM »

I have been outside watching the black helicopters circling my condo. I can't imagine what they are doing.    Monkey Devil!

Thermal heat sensors to see if anyone is showering naked, flushing yellow, or using more than one square?

 
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