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« Reply #2240 on: July 02, 2009, 04:38:43 PM »

Ohio laws (Oh boy).....

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays.Living in Ohio I can attest to no sea whales. However, I have been to Walmart and I think there may be a possiblility of there being land ones.  
It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. I cannot even begin to imagine, even with my fertile imagination, where or what could have happened to cause this law.   

It's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a licence. I do not live that close to a church, so I guess I am safe. There is not a housefly with the reach of my swatter that is safe!

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.This is good, because I have some big plans for the Forth of July weekend!   

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. I can attest to this, as each Ohio driver honks their horn not only at passing cars, but at ones that are coming toward them in the other lane. I have often thought that most Ohio drivers learned to drive in NYC. Except they don't call you a douche bag as they are flying you the bird. 

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public lest men see reflections of their underwear. I have no worry with this one, as I don't wear underwear. 

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. I can see the sense in this. I grew up with two sisters and that plus my mama was enough draaammma in one house.

It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. I refuse to shoot mice, so I don't need a license. My cats do a fine job, as I frequently find "trophy's" on my door mat every morning, thank you.  an angelic monkey

Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. I am not worried about this one either as my geese are safely corralled behind my 8 ft privacy fence.






Oh, the joys of living in Ohio!  Monkey Devil!

Wow am I laughing!  So you are safe to do whatever you wish on the 4th of July as no arresting!  Do your cats have hunting licenses though?
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« Reply #2241 on: July 02, 2009, 04:40:23 PM »

What state should I do next for laws?
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« Reply #2242 on: July 02, 2009, 04:42:35 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 

  I've lived through too many hurricanes and power failures to ever deliberately put myself through not being able to flush or take a hot shower. 

Don't forget, if you are in Florida NO SHOWERING NAKED!

I live in Ohio, and at last checking, I don't think showering naked is n illegal!!! Anyhow, I'm doing it anyway. And I don't have one of those water saver thingys in my showerhead either. We took it out, but don't tell anyone.   
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« Reply #2243 on: July 02, 2009, 04:43:11 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
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« Reply #2244 on: July 02, 2009, 04:45:09 PM »

I am not going to the bathroom and not flush after using it. DO YOU HEAR THAT WASHINGTON D.C!!!! 
My mom tried that one too! I told her the cats like to drink out of the toilet 

  I've lived through too many hurricanes and power failures to ever deliberately put myself through not being able to flush or take a hot shower. 

Don't forget, if you are in Florida NO SHOWERING NAKED!

I live in Ohio, and at last checking, I don't think showering naked is n illegal!!! Anyhow, I'm doing it anyway. And I don't have one of those water saver thingys in my showerhead either. We took it out, but don't tell anyone.   

I had one of those shower heads.Try living uphill,and at the end of the road.....drip,drip. Monkey Devil! i almost lost my mind.
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« Reply #2245 on: July 02, 2009, 04:46:11 PM »

What state should I do next for laws?

Alabama.they used to have some crazy ones.
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« Reply #2246 on: July 02, 2009, 04:47:17 PM »

What state should I do next for laws?

Alabama.they used to have some crazy ones.

Alabama it is!
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« Reply #2247 on: July 02, 2009, 04:47:30 PM »

Ohio laws (Oh boy).....

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sundays.Living in Ohio I can attest to no sea whales. However, I have been to Walmart and I think there may be a possiblility of there being land ones.  
It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. I cannot even begin to imagine, even with my fertile imagination, where or what could have happened to cause this law.   

It's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a licence. I do not live that close to a church, so I guess I am safe. There is not a housefly with the reach of my swatter that is safe!

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.This is good, because I have some big plans for the Forth of July weekend!   

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. I can attest to this, as each Ohio driver honks their horn not only at passing cars, but at ones that are coming toward them in the other lane. I have often thought that most Ohio drivers learned to drive in NYC. Except they don't call you a douche bag as they are flying you the bird. 

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public lest men see reflections of their underwear. I have no worry with this one, as I don't wear underwear. 

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. I can see the sense in this. I grew up with two sisters and that plus my mama was enough draaammma in one house.

It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. I refuse to shoot mice, so I don't need a license. My cats do a fine job, as I frequently find "trophy's" on my door mat every morning, thank you.  an angelic monkey

Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. I am not worried about this one either as my geese are safely corralled behind my 8 ft privacy fence.






Oh, the joys of living in Ohio!  Monkey Devil!

Wow am I laughing!  So you are safe to do whatever you wish on the 4th of July as no arresting!  Do your cats have hunting licenses though?

  Do you think they might need one?? I think it may be like that porcupine law. It only pertains to the humans that are doing the doing. JMO 
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« Reply #2248 on: July 02, 2009, 04:47:35 PM »

Where did everybody go?The internet police take you away?   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2249 on: July 02, 2009, 04:47:47 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
Poor thing, that's a long ride when your stomach is upset, and if it is real hot outside that doesn't help. Hope he feels better tomorrow.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2250 on: July 02, 2009, 04:51:05 PM »

A stupid judge just threw out the conviction in the case of the mother that was cyberbullying a neighbor teen and caused her to commit suicide. I hope O'Reiley gets ahold of this!!!! He lays into these horrible judges! 
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« Reply #2251 on: July 02, 2009, 04:51:05 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
Poor thing, that's a long ride when your stomach is upset, and if it is real hot outside that doesn't help. Hope he feels better tomorrow.  an angelic monkey

Usually,I keep him when he is sick because "I do things with love" as he puts it.But he was too sick to ride.We'll probably all be sick by Sunday.I don't care.Makes me cry when he is upset. 
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« Reply #2252 on: July 02, 2009, 04:51:06 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 
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« Reply #2253 on: July 02, 2009, 04:52:57 PM »

Okay so let me get caught up here!
We are talking about mellow pee, poop, light bulbs, Fanny Mae who is about to be taken away by black helicopters, now showering naked (what about it being against the law for someone to peek into the shower to see what you'all are doing in there) sex with porcupines and JSM is MIA - did I miss anything?
 
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« Reply #2254 on: July 02, 2009, 04:52:57 PM »

A stupid judge just threw out the conviction in the case of the mother that was cyberbullying a neighbor teen and caused her to commit suicide. I hope O'Reiley gets ahold of this!!!! He lays into these horrible judges! 

I hope he does.
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« Reply #2255 on: July 02, 2009, 04:53:09 PM »

Where did everybody go?The internet police take you away?   Monkey Devil!
I'm still here but my puter keeps freezing. 

I'm thinking about going back to college, anyone have any suggestions on course of study? Seriously!

I have an undergrad in applied math  What a great idea that was...
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« Reply #2256 on: July 02, 2009, 04:53:10 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
Poor thing, that's a long ride when your stomach is upset, and if it is real hot outside that doesn't help. Hope he feels better tomorrow.  an angelic monkey

Usually,I keep him when he is sick because "I do things with love" as he puts it.But he was too sick to ride.We'll probably all be sick by Sunday.I don't care.Makes me cry when he is upset. 
  an angelic monkey   I hope you all don't get sick, but it seems with kids, they get something, and everybody catches it.
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« Reply #2257 on: July 02, 2009, 04:53:43 PM »

What state should I do next for laws?

Alabama.they used to have some crazy ones.

Alabama it is!


Oh!!! They could never have stupid laws in the red-neck capitol of the world. 

BTW, I love red-necks!   
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« Reply #2258 on: July 02, 2009, 04:55:11 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

Wow. 
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« Reply #2259 on: July 02, 2009, 04:55:31 PM »

Where did everybody go?The internet police take you away?   Monkey Devil!
I'm still here but my puter keeps freezing. 

I'm thinking about going back to college, anyone have any suggestions on course of study? Seriously!

I have an undergrad in applied math  What a great idea that was...
I think that's a great idea. I don't even know what applied math is, math not a strong point. I would imagine anything in the medical or criminal field, especially medical. 
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