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« Reply #2260 on: July 02, 2009, 04:55:54 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
Poor thing, that's a long ride when your stomach is upset, and if it is real hot outside that doesn't help. Hope he feels better tomorrow.  an angelic monkey

Usually,I keep him when he is sick because "I do things with love" as he puts it.But he was too sick to ride.We'll probably all be sick by Sunday.I don't care.Makes me cry when he is upset. 

I'm sorry he is sick.  an angelic monkey

I hope you don't get sick too. Drink more beer. It is fortified with vitamins and minerals.   
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« Reply #2261 on: July 02, 2009, 04:56:56 PM »

Okay so let me get caught up here!
We are talking about mellow pee, poop, light bulbs, Fanny Mae who is about to be taken away by black helicopters, now showering naked (what about it being against the law for someone to peek into the shower to see what you'all are doing in there) sex with porcupines and JSM is MIA - did I miss anything?
 

That's about it, but don't forget women wearing patent leather shoes in public 
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« Reply #2262 on: July 02, 2009, 04:57:41 PM »

 

Must read back another page - missed it!
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« Reply #2263 on: July 02, 2009, 04:57:57 PM »

A stupid judge just threw out the conviction in the case of the mother that was cyberbullying a neighbor teen and caused her to commit suicide. I hope O'Reiley gets ahold of this!!!! He lays into these horrible judges! 
That poor girls family, what that woman did was just awful 
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« Reply #2264 on: July 02, 2009, 05:01:08 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
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« Reply #2265 on: July 02, 2009, 05:03:44 PM »

 

I did not stoop to reading the sidebar on the page that said "Drugs hell, secret love of Michael Jackson"  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2266 on: July 02, 2009, 05:04:09 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 
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« Reply #2267 on: July 02, 2009, 05:04:29 PM »

Where did everybody go?The internet police take you away?   Monkey Devil!
I'm still here but my puter keeps freezing. 

I'm thinking about going back to college, anyone have any suggestions on course of study? Seriously!

I have an undergrad in applied math  What a great idea that was...

You could always go to work for the Energy Department. 
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Physical Therapy,Occupational Therapy
I did the nursing thing for several years and started on a degree in counseling,but I never finished.It's good money,I just don't know how the new insurance changes will effect all that.
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« Reply #2268 on: July 02, 2009, 05:05:55 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
Poor thing, that's a long ride when your stomach is upset, and if it is real hot outside that doesn't help. Hope he feels better tomorrow.  an angelic monkey

Usually,I keep him when he is sick because "I do things with love" as he puts it.But he was too sick to ride.We'll probably all be sick by Sunday.I don't care.Makes me cry when he is upset. 

I'm sorry he is sick.  an angelic monkey

I hope you don't get sick too. Drink more beer. It is fortified with vitamins and minerals.   

thank you.That's great advice.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2269 on: July 02, 2009, 05:05:59 PM »

Where did everybody go?The internet police take you away?   Monkey Devil!
I'm still here but my puter keeps freezing. 

I'm thinking about going back to college, anyone have any suggestions on course of study? Seriously!

I have an undergrad in applied math  What a great idea that was...

Have you thought about Engineering? You've already got a good math background.
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« Reply #2270 on: July 02, 2009, 05:06:18 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 

I'm going to be very very careful - might be people like us who are getting into trouble without any Scamthony news! Monkey Devil!
Nah, I haven't seen a 26 year old guy in my bedroom for over 30 years!!
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« Reply #2271 on: July 02, 2009, 05:06:46 PM »

Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not drive barefooted.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.




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« Reply #2272 on: July 02, 2009, 05:07:33 PM »

For the beast that is KC's new death penalty lawer (I can't believe her name is escaping me!)

Cankle Awareness Month in July
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« Reply #2273 on: July 02, 2009, 05:07:49 PM »



Must read back another page - missed it!

It doesn't matter. It doesn't pertain to me.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2274 on: July 02, 2009, 05:09:08 PM »

For the beast that is KC's new death penalty lawer (I can't believe her name is escaping me!)

Cankle Awareness Month in July

Oh Lovein - it's easy - Miss Piggy II
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« Reply #2275 on: July 02, 2009, 05:10:30 PM »

For the beast that is KC's new death penalty lawer (I can't believe her name is escaping me!)

Cankle Awareness Month in July

Andrea Lyon, aka Wilderbeast.  Monkey Devil!

There's a dam*ed month for everything! Next thing you know there will be one for Porcupine Abuse! 
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« Reply #2276 on: July 02, 2009, 05:10:32 PM »

Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not drive barefooted.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.






I'm pretty upset about the ice-cream in the back pocket because that's a bad habit of mine.....
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« Reply #2277 on: July 02, 2009, 05:11:25 PM »

Notice!!! JSM is super busy, but lurking.   
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« Reply #2278 on: July 02, 2009, 05:12:02 PM »

For the beast that is KC's new death penalty lawer (I can't believe her name is escaping me!)

Cankle Awareness Month in July
Andrea Lyons, cankles must be a very big problem, and painful also 
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« Reply #2279 on: July 02, 2009, 05:13:09 PM »

They were just talking about the new energy bill,and I missed it.

Grandson has a stomach virus and called me  crying.  He's not coming until tomorrow.45 minutes is too long in car for the ride to the lake.Usually he gets here and then winds up sick.I got lucky this time. 
Poor thing, that's a long ride when your stomach is upset, and if it is real hot outside that doesn't help. Hope he feels better tomorrow.  an angelic monkey

Usually,I keep him when he is sick because "I do things with love" as he puts it.But he was too sick to ride.We'll probably all be sick by Sunday.I don't care.Makes me cry when he is upset. 

I'm sorry he is sick.  an angelic monkey

I hope you don't get sick too. Drink more beer. It is fortified with vitamins and minerals.   

But beer makes you go pee and the water police are not going to be happy clowns.
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