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« Reply #2280 on: July 02, 2009, 05:13:21 PM »

Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not drive barefooted.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.






Life must have been pretty exciting in Alabama at one time.    
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« Reply #2281 on: July 02, 2009, 05:13:50 PM »

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.  Wow  The can't drive barefoot, I can't drive with shoes on, always drive barefoot 
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« Reply #2282 on: July 02, 2009, 05:14:45 PM »

Hey what's with JSM not losing her virginity and moving to thread #2? I worried all night I was going to miss it! When I logged in today - you all were still here!
 
Er - is this why she is MIA?
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« Reply #2283 on: July 02, 2009, 05:15:07 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 

You live in California, NoRose. You should be shock proof by now. 
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Jesus loves the little children, all the children in the world.
Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.

 Words: C. Her­bert Wool­ston (1856-1927)  Music: George F. Root (1820-1895)
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« Reply #2284 on: July 02, 2009, 05:15:50 PM »

Hey what's with JSM not losing her virginity and moving to thread #2? I worried all night I was going to miss it! When I logged in today - you all were still here!
 
Er - is this why she is MIA?


She's here. Look up!! 
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« Reply #2285 on: July 02, 2009, 05:18:39 PM »

Hi JSM Your thread is wonderful!

There are echoes in Caylees thread it is so quiet
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« Reply #2286 on: July 02, 2009, 05:19:09 PM »

Where did everybody go?The internet police take you away?   Monkey Devil!
I'm still here but my puter keeps freezing. 

I'm thinking about going back to college, anyone have any suggestions on course of study? Seriously!

I have an undergrad in applied math  What a great idea that was...

Have you thought about Engineering? You've already got a good math background.

That's good money.
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« Reply #2287 on: July 02, 2009, 05:20:18 PM »

A stupid judge just threw out the conviction in the case of the mother that was cyberbullying a neighbor teen and caused her to commit suicide. I hope O'Reiley gets ahold of this!!!! He lays into these horrible judges! 

Is he  the same judge or related to the one who approved the plea deal for  the rapist of the 4 year old girl?  He only got one year for rape and sodomy of a 4 year old.
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« Reply #2288 on: July 02, 2009, 05:21:05 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 

You live in California, NoRose. You should be shock proof by now. 

 Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2289 on: July 02, 2009, 05:21:52 PM »

Hi JSM Your thread is wonderful!

There are echoes in Caylees thread it is so quiet

I now.We need some news for that thread.
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« Reply #2290 on: July 02, 2009, 05:23:14 PM »

Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not drive barefooted.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.






I'm pretty upset about the ice-cream in the back pocket because that's a bad habit of mine.....

I feel your pain.  I usually have icecream in both of my back pockets while driving blindfolded.  Zen driving you know...feel the road.  No visits to Alabama for me!
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« Reply #2291 on: July 02, 2009, 05:23:42 PM »

Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not drive barefooted.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.






Life must have been pretty exciting in Alabama at one time.    

No dominoes on Sunday.   
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« Reply #2292 on: July 02, 2009, 05:26:50 PM »

Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

You may not drive barefooted.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.






Life must have been pretty exciting in Alabama at one time.    

No dominoes on Sunday.   


But you can still play toilet shoes!

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« Reply #2293 on: July 02, 2009, 05:31:40 PM »

Northernrose.   
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« Reply #2294 on: July 02, 2009, 05:34:18 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 

You live in California, NoRose. You should be shock proof by now. 
You'd think. I've been hearing something running for the past 45 minutes, I decided to go outside to see if I could figure it out. That fool neighbor to the right of me is running his vacuum cleaner, he must have forgotten what he's doing, he just won't stop. I peeked into his garage, not kidding the floor is so clean you could have a dinner party on the floor 
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« Reply #2295 on: July 02, 2009, 05:35:27 PM »

Hi JSM Your thread is wonderful!

There are echoes in Caylees thread it is so quiet

I now.We need some news for that thread.
I've peeked in a few times today, that's the slowest I've seen it.
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« Reply #2296 on: July 02, 2009, 05:48:09 PM »

Just so I can feel really crappy about my cooking skills, what are you cooking for dinner tonight Norther Rose?
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« Reply #2297 on: July 02, 2009, 05:53:03 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 

You live in California, NoRose. You should be shock proof by now. 
You'd think. I've been hearing something running for the past 45 minutes, I decided to go outside to see if I could figure it out. That fool neighbor to the right of me is running his vacuum cleaner, he must have forgotten what he's doing, he just won't stop. I peeked into his garage, not kidding the floor is so clean you could have a dinner party on the floor 

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« Reply #2298 on: July 02, 2009, 05:54:06 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529860,00.html?test=latestnews             I just have nothing to say on this one. 

I liked the part where they said "the couple had recently broke up."
You think?????!!!!!
I'm just shocked at some of these stories 

You live in California, NoRose. You should be shock proof by now. 
You'd think. I've been hearing something running for the past 45 minutes, I decided to go outside to see if I could figure it out. That fool neighbor to the right of me is running his vacuum cleaner, he must have forgotten what he's doing, he just won't stop. I peeked into his garage, not kidding the floor is so clean you could have a dinner party on the floor 

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My post just took off without me.   

Makes you wish you lived in the middle of a field.
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« Reply #2299 on: July 02, 2009, 05:57:36 PM »

I'll take living in a middle of a field, some of these neighbors have me on my last nerve 
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