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« Reply #2660 on: July 03, 2009, 04:29:35 PM »

THAT WAS GERTRUDE AND ALBERT.  SHEESH!!!   
How cute, do you sew their outfits?

Yes, I do.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2661 on: July 03, 2009, 04:31:31 PM »

Oh that's for sure, I hate summer, it gives some women the thoughts that they can go shopping exposing a great deal of flesh, and I figure when you are way plus size the spandex shorts, with the varicose veins is not a good idea  But that's me  I don't wear shorts, because I have some veins on my right leg, which I even got treated two times and they still came back. Also, please don't wear some of those tank tops that are meant for a teenage girl's figure 
Why do they even make bikini's in sizes large than 8, or tank tops, or short shorts? It just encourages people to think that they look good in a 24XXXL tank top.

I will confess, you can not call me trimm-on-anything...but I know what I can wear and what I can't/won't.  I do have some self respect.

Lovin' I agree.I'm the same way. 
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« Reply #2662 on: July 03, 2009, 04:33:12 PM »

IT WARMED UP TODAY, AND GERTURD AND ALBERT SAID IT IS TOO HOT FOR THEIR PATRIOTIC GETUP. THEY ARE GETTING READY TO TAKE A DIP!




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« Reply #2663 on: July 03, 2009, 04:36:44 PM »

No way would Zoe get in a crate, and if we got lucky to get her in there, she would be howling, I said I'll think about that, please can I have more of her anxiety pills? Probably your little Digger would try to dig out of a crate, at least you would only need two small crates, we would have to have a huge crate taking up a room 

I won't do that to them. 
The worst I've ever done is buy two of those long extending gates.They had a 14 x 10 area by my den.They went crazy.Digger chewed through a brand new gate.Next time he got over the gate and turned the recliner over and pulled all the cushions off the couch while Taco watched.There was no way Taco could get out.   
when I got home I was like     WTF   Monkey Devil!
And some dogs don't mind being in a crate. But I can picture Zoe, she would be like Digger  When Zoe is scared she goes under my daughter's bed, always has.
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« Reply #2664 on: July 03, 2009, 04:37:36 PM »

THAT WAS GERTRUDE AND ALBERT.  SHEESH!!!   
How cute, do you sew their outfits?

Yes, I do.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2665 on: July 03, 2009, 04:38:52 PM »

Once I went to Walmart at 3AM just so I could have some peace and quiet. There was hardly anybody there. As I was shopping, there was a child screaming and crying somewhere in the store. I don't know where, as I never saw it. My nerves could take no more and standing in the middle of the store I screamed at the top of my voice, "Shut that kid up...and take it home to bed!!" The child instantly stopped crying. I never saw anyone, and when I went back to the front to check out, the few employee's there were looking at me sheepishly, trying to keep from laughing.... 
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« Reply #2666 on: July 03, 2009, 04:39:42 PM »

Palin stepping down at end of month.
  Seriously, why?

She had aquired 500,000 dollar debt in legal bills.This is money she will be paying herself.
I think she feels like it is a waste of tax payers money that she has had 15 ethics viollations brought against her.Note, she was cleared on these charges..She doesn't play good old boy politics.That cost Alaska a lot of money.
I think she feels like there is too much distraction with her in office.
I think she has plan.   
I don't see her laying down and quitting.JMO
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« Reply #2667 on: July 03, 2009, 04:40:37 PM »

Once I went to Walmart at 3AM just so I could have some peace and quiet. There was hardly anybody there. As I was shopping, there was a child screaming and crying somewhere in the store. I don't know where, as I never saw it. My nerves could take no more and standing in the middle of the store I screamed at the top of my voice, "Shut that kid up...and take it home to bed!!" The child instantly stopped crying. I never saw anyone, and when I went back to the front to check out, the few employee's there were looking at me sheepishly, trying to keep from laughing.... 
  Why is it, there is always a screaming child when one goes shopping?
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« Reply #2668 on: July 03, 2009, 04:41:36 PM »

Palin stepping down at end of month.
  Seriously, why?

She had aquired 500,000 dollar debt in legal bills.This is money she will be paying herself.
I think she feels like it is a waste of tax payers money that she has had 15 ethics viollations brought against her.Note, she was cleared on these charges..She doesn't play good old boy politics.That cost Alaska a lot of money.
I think she feels like there is too much distraction with her in office.
I think she has plan.   
I don't see her laying down and quitting.JMO

I don't see her laying down and quitting either.
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« Reply #2669 on: July 03, 2009, 04:43:17 PM »

Once I went to Walmart at 3AM just so I could have some peace and quiet. There was hardly anybody there. As I was shopping, there was a child screaming and crying somewhere in the store. I don't know where, as I never saw it. My nerves could take no more and standing in the middle of the store I screamed at the top of my voice, "Shut that kid up...and take it home to bed!!" The child instantly stopped crying. I never saw anyone, and when I went back to the front to check out, the few employee's there were looking at me sheepishly, trying to keep from laughing.... 

Let's see...3:00 in the morning here usually means the mom is a crack head.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2670 on: July 03, 2009, 04:43:27 PM »

Thanks for watching my back Trimm, will you explain my American Express bill to my Rm????
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« Reply #2671 on: July 03, 2009, 04:49:09 PM »

Palin Quits as Alaska Governor
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said Friday that she is stepping down at the end of the month, setting up a potential run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/03/palin-opts-run-second-term-alaska-governor/
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« Reply #2672 on: July 03, 2009, 04:51:29 PM »

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« Reply #2673 on: July 03, 2009, 04:52:23 PM »

Palin stated - She did not want to waste time on “political blood sport”

She has a book deal and more than likely needs the time to tour and book signing.  Her speech was pretty cutting to the current administration.  I give her credit for speaking her mind even at the end. 
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« Reply #2674 on: July 03, 2009, 04:53:55 PM »

Thanks for watching my back Trimm, will you explain my American Express bill to my Rm????

Sure,It's not your fault your bill summary has shown an increase.This in no way reflects on your spending history.Your balance increase is due in part to the ever increasing number of people who default on their credit cards,thus leaving the unpaid balance to be absorbed through an increase in your interest rate.   Monkey Devil!   
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« Reply #2675 on: July 03, 2009, 04:55:45 PM »

Palin stated - She did not want to waste time on “political blood sport”

She has a book deal and more than likely needs the time to tour and book signing.  Her speech was pretty cutting to the current administration.  I give her credit for speaking her mind even at the end. 

That's why they dont' like her.Lord have mercy,a woman who speaks her mind.   
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« Reply #2676 on: July 03, 2009, 04:56:08 PM »

Once I went to Walmart at 3AM just so I could have some peace and quiet. There was hardly anybody there. As I was shopping, there was a child screaming and crying somewhere in the store. I don't know where, as I never saw it. My nerves could take no more and standing in the middle of the store I screamed at the top of my voice, "Shut that kid up...and take it home to bed!!" The child instantly stopped crying. I never saw anyone, and when I went back to the front to check out, the few employee's there were looking at me sheepishly, trying to keep from laughing.... 

Let's see...3:00 in the morning here usually means the mom is a crack head.  Monkey Devil!


...or maybe the child has autism/colic and the mom was looking to take the child out of the house before she/her husband hurt him/her...

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« Reply #2677 on: July 03, 2009, 04:56:16 PM »

Thanks for watching my back Trimm, will you explain my American Express bill to my Rm????

Sure,It's not your fault your bill summary has shown an increase.This in no way reflects on your spending history.Your balance increase is due in part to the ever increasing number of people who default on their credit cards,thus leaving the unpaid balance to be absorbed through an increase in your interest rate.   Monkey Devil!   

Oh you're good.  Trimm for Pres!!!
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« Reply #2678 on: July 03, 2009, 04:57:24 PM »

Once I went to Walmart at 3AM just so I could have some peace and quiet. There was hardly anybody there. As I was shopping, there was a child screaming and crying somewhere in the store. I don't know where, as I never saw it. My nerves could take no more and standing in the middle of the store I screamed at the top of my voice, "Shut that kid up...and take it home to bed!!" The child instantly stopped crying. I never saw anyone, and when I went back to the front to check out, the few employee's there were looking at me sheepishly, trying to keep from laughing.... 

Let's see...3:00 in the morning here usually means the mom is a crack head.  Monkey Devil!


...or maybe the child has autism/colic and the mom was looking to take the child out of the house before she/her husband hurt him/her...

 an angelic monkey

 

If that were the case,I would bring them home with me.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2679 on: July 03, 2009, 04:57:34 PM »

As you have all suffered through my pains and griping about all the work in the courtyard, I thought I would share a few pics.

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