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« Reply #3380 on: July 05, 2009, 04:50:08 PM »

We are missing JSM. I am hoping her sister came, and they are now out together doing some sister things, and maybe have gone to eat. I did not want JSM eating convenient store hot dogs for Fourth of July. I think I am going to have to adopt her and drag her and Josef to Ohio. NoRose, you & Zoe can come too. There are two condos vacant very close by. My son has always been called St Francis of Assisi, because he has a way with animals. Zoe and Josef will have an incredible sweet disposition when he gets through with them.We would laugh so much and eat so much, we would make ourself puke.

Then we would get into the Witless News Van and go down to TRIMMS
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« Reply #3381 on: July 05, 2009, 04:50:18 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3382 on: July 05, 2009, 04:51:15 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.

I thought you already couldn't smoke inside you home if you lived in an apartment or condo. Sorry, I misunderstood.

When the law went into effect in California that you couldn't smoke inside a public building, we would go into the truck stop in Ontario and the drivers were practically crazed because they couldn't smoke in the resturant. Ontario was crazy enough as it was. LA was the second worst place to drive into in an 18-wheeler. I used to sit outside on a bench eating an icecream cone and watch the show!  Monkey Devil!
No, my husband won't let me smoke in the house  But I really don't have a problem walking outside or in the garage.
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« Reply #3383 on: July 05, 2009, 04:52:16 PM »

We are missing JSM. I am hoping her sister came, and they are now out together doing some sister things, and maybe have gone to eat. I did not want JSM eating convenient store hot dogs for Fourth of July. I think I am going to have to adopt her and drag her and Josef to Ohio. NoRose, you & Zoe can come too. There are two condos vacant very close by. My son has always been called St Francis of Assisi, because he has a way with animals. Zoe and Josef will have an incredible sweet disposition when he gets through with them.We would laugh so much and eat so much, we would make ourself puke.

Then we would get into the Witless News Van and go down to TRIMMS
and give the guys across the slugh from her a run for their money skinny dipping!!!   

Did you forget someone???

 


HI BEARLY!!!

Hi!!!

 


Are you feeling better? I saw you in Lindsey's thread. I have been lurking there. I don't know the case, so I have just stayed out of asking any questions.
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« Reply #3384 on: July 05, 2009, 04:52:33 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
   

It would be a Nutty Buddy they would be prying out of my cold dead hand!!!!   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3385 on: July 05, 2009, 04:55:34 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
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« Reply #3386 on: July 05, 2009, 04:56:52 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
   

It would be a Nutty Buddy they would be prying out of my cold dead hand!!!!   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3387 on: July 05, 2009, 04:57:02 PM »

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Same shirt, different color. Ewww my eyes, my eyes.  Monkey Devil!

There is just something about spaghetti straps on the wrong person. At least she has a kind heart. 
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« Reply #3388 on: July 05, 2009, 04:58:21 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
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« Reply #3389 on: July 05, 2009, 04:59:03 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
   

It would be a Nutty Buddy they would be prying out of my cold dead hand!!!!   Monkey Devil!
  That sounds naught too!  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3390 on: July 05, 2009, 04:59:53 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
   

It would be a Nutty Buddy they would be prying out of my cold dead hand!!!!   Monkey Devil!
  That sounds naughty too!  Monkey Devil!
EDITED because I can't type
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« Reply #3391 on: July 05, 2009, 05:00:47 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
i remember back in the day my mom and dad would go on friday nights, i'd be in the play-room (yes, the bowling alley had a play-room) and it was a family-place/ den-of-sin
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« Reply #3392 on: July 05, 2009, 05:01:01 PM »

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Same shirt, different color. Ewww my eyes, my eyes.  Monkey Devil!

There is just something about spaghetti straps on the wrong person. At least she has a kind heart. 
You are right about the spaghetti straps and she does have a kind heart. I was being ugly and take back my comments.

It is still funny how she just shoved the little critter back down her shirt. 
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« Reply #3393 on: July 05, 2009, 05:02:39 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
      I still hold the record since 1995      

 

Good for you JSM. I used to bowl on a league and I never broke one hundred. At least our team got a big handicap. 
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« Reply #3394 on: July 05, 2009, 05:03:26 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
i remember back in the day my mom and dad would go on friday nights, i'd be in the play-room (yes, the bowling alley had a play-room) and it was a family-place/ den-of-sin
My mama wouldn't let us go to the bowling alley with my friends growing up.  I didn't start bowling until I was 23 years old. Gave it up because when I moved back into my hometown, I didn't want to run into my ex at the lanes.
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« Reply #3395 on: July 05, 2009, 05:04:35 PM »

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Same shirt, different color. Ewww my eyes, my eyes.  Monkey Devil!

There is just something about spaghetti straps on the wrong person. At least she has a kind heart. 
You are right about the spaghetti straps and she does have a kind heart. I was being ugly and take back my comments.

It is still funny how she just shoved the little critter back down her shirt. 

But did you notice she was a witness for a defendant for murder??? 
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« Reply #3396 on: July 05, 2009, 05:07:42 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
      I still hold the record since 1995      

 

Good for you JSM. I used to bowl on a league and I never broke one hundred. At least our team got a big handicap. 

That's what is great about bowling because you get a handicap. Makes it all fair.

This is from the TWBA website, I took out my first name to protect my innocence.  Monkey Devil! This was a scratch event, no handicap involved.

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« Reply #3397 on: July 05, 2009, 05:08:43 PM »

I hear they were talking about a bill, where you can't smoke in your house  I guess that includes my garage also.
You are kidding, there is a bill saying you can't smoke in your own home? Is this in Calif or Nationwide? 
They were talking about that here, pretty soon someone is going to come swooping into my house, and pull the ding dong out of my hand 
We are getting ever closer to becoming a Nanny State like England. I for one, will not stand for it. I should have told my family go to the pool without me and gone to the Tea Party in Dallas instead. I am sick and tired of this crap. The only way they will get my ding dong cupcake is to pry it out of my cold, dead hand.  Monkey Devil!
EDITED That just didn't sound right, once I read it. 
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the state of CA needs all the tax $$$ it can get...they should encourage smoking, drinking, bowling....all that stuff Monkey Devil!
That's one reason I quit bowling, we couldn't smoke anymore. When I won state we could and thank goodness because I was nervous as all get out. I wonder if anyone has beaten my Div III all events score. I may go look that up. JSM
i remember back in the day my mom and dad would go on friday nights, i'd be in the play-room (yes, the bowling alley had a play-room) and it was a family-place/ den-of-sin
My mama wouldn't let us go to the bowling alley with my friends growing up.  I didn't start bowling until I was 23 years old. Gave it up because when I moved back into my hometown, I didn't want to run into my ex at the lanes.
they had a fri. night league, would take me with them....they would have all the fun and i was in the 'play-room'  it was sea-horse lanes ? in Galveston TX..in the bathrooms they had seahorse wall-paper and i always insisted on petting the seahorses...
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« Reply #3398 on: July 05, 2009, 05:08:51 PM »

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Same shirt, different color. Ewww my eyes, my eyes.  Monkey Devil!

There is just something about spaghetti straps on the wrong person. At least she has a kind heart. 
You are right about the spaghetti straps and she does have a kind heart. I was being ugly and take back my comments.

It is still funny how she just shoved the little critter back down her shirt. 

But did you notice she was a witness for a defendant for murder??? 
Yeah I did notice that.
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« Reply #3399 on: July 05, 2009, 05:10:06 PM »

My mama wouldn't let us go to the bowling alley with my friends growing up.  I didn't start bowling until I was 23 years old. Gave it up because when I moved back into my hometown, I didn't want to run into my ex at the lanes.

From what you said about your ex, I'm afraid I would have gone bowling anyway, and he would have had a twenty pound ball implanted in a very private place on his body. But that's just me.... My ex's were afraid of me...especially after I started driving a truck. They both got an attitude adjustment.   
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