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« Reply #3440 on: July 05, 2009, 05:51:20 PM »

http://www.radaronline.com/node/14490   Now, I'm seriously wondering about this, with a larger dog, this contraption would take up a bit of space, but the fire hydrant is a nice touch 

That would really help you, JSM, and especially NorthernRose on our chatting time.    

I would need two , as far away from each other as possible so he could run back and forth.  The fact that the grass does not move may be a problem as the blades have to be in "just" the right position to be blessed with presents.
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« Reply #3441 on: July 05, 2009, 05:52:04 PM »

My mama wouldn't let us go to the bowling alley with my friends growing up.  I didn't start bowling until I was 23 years old. Gave it up because when I moved back into my hometown, I didn't want to run into my ex at the lanes.

HE WAS A FIRST CLASS JERK!!!!
From what you said about your ex, I'm afraid I would have gone bowling anyway, and he would have had a twenty pound ball implanted in a very private place on his body. But that's just me.... My ex's were afraid of me...especially after I started driving a truck. They both got an attitude adjustment.   
This is my ex husband, not ex boyfriend I am talking about.
 I probably should have, the jerk.

He always said he would take me to Hawaii. I was bowling league one night and he came up to me with a mai tai and gave it to me. I'm like I don't drink foo foo drinks, he says to me "I will be drinking this on the beach in Hawaii, thought you might like one" then I found out he was going to Hawaii with a girl that worked in our other office.

Then on Thanksgiving, knowing that I would be at the big office he sent her a big thing of flowers. I just ran out of the room and left.


HE WAS A FIRST CLASS JERK!!!! I HATE HIM FOR YOU!!!! WHERE IS HE??? I'LL GET MY BOWLING BAG OUT OF THE CLOSET RIGHT NOW!!!! 

 


Doesn't bother me at all anymore Fanny. I am happy now.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3442 on: July 05, 2009, 05:53:04 PM »

O'Reily just said on Fox that Raymond Burr was gay. Perry Mason???
Ironsides?????  This is more than I can take!!!! And now Michael Jackson is dead!!!!   
Yes, very gay.

You mean lace panties and all Gay, or just Gay gay?? What is very gay??    

OMG NO!!!!!  He was Gay...you just mean skipping down the street smiling and singing songs gay right?

  I am trying to get a visual of Raymond Burr skipping..
thanks miss Mae....now i have an eye-worm with Raymond Burr's face on it...
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« Reply #3443 on: July 05, 2009, 05:53:39 PM »

come on trimm....read faster!

I'm trying.Grandson is talking while I'm trying to type.   
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« Reply #3444 on: July 05, 2009, 05:53:53 PM »

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« Reply #3445 on: July 05, 2009, 05:54:19 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3446 on: July 05, 2009, 05:55:05 PM »

http://www.radaronline.com/node/14490   Now, I'm seriously wondering about this, with a larger dog, this contraption would take up a bit of space, but the fire hydrant is a nice touch 

That would really help you, JSM, and especially NorthernRose on our chatting time.    

I would need two , as far away from each other as possible so he could run back and forth.  The fact that the grass does not move may be a problem as the blades have to be in "just" the right position to be blessed with presents.

 
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« Reply #3447 on: July 05, 2009, 05:55:16 PM »

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« Reply #3448 on: July 05, 2009, 05:55:42 PM »

I just can't think about cleaning a big contraption like the peta potty. I guess if you have a tiny dog. Now that Bubbles is all dressed and ready to go, he better not get stage struck    Do the Jackson family and their buddies not see how crazy this all is? Evidently Joe was at an Encino IHOP for breakfast this morning laughing and having a good all time. I like IHOP, but Joe at an IHOP, you'd think he would want to eat somewhere fancy, he ain't paying for it 
He was at IHOP.  Monkey Devil! I guess the Ants need to give him a lesson or two on how to eat crab cakes at the Ritz. 

Cindy could cook him her famous chili, and George can take him bass fishing after.
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« Reply #3449 on: July 05, 2009, 05:56:01 PM »

http://www.radaronline.com/node/14490   Now, I'm seriously wondering about this, with a larger dog, this contraption would take up a bit of space, but the fire hydrant is a nice touch 

That would really help you, JSM, and especially NorthernRose on our chatting time.    

I would need two , as far away from each other as possible so he could run back and forth.  The fact that the grass does not move may be a problem as the blades have to be in "just" the right position to be blessed with presents.

 

Maybe for a nominal fee you could get rotating grass blades.   
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« Reply #3450 on: July 05, 2009, 05:57:14 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!

See! There is something to be said for not having a hubby.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3451 on: July 05, 2009, 05:57:34 PM »

Tomorrow should be interesting. There will be ONE, yes ONE Ticketmaster site in LA where the fans of MJ who were lucky enough to be drawn in the lottery will go to get their two tickets and bracelets for the Memorial. Can you imagine what a mob scene that is going to be???? NOROSE, do you know where the Ticketmaster site will be?? Can you avoid going anywhere near it???? 
I can't imagine the scene there. When my friend won the lottery for Led Zepplin tickets, the day of the concert we had to go to the O2 and get a bracelet between 10 am and 2 pm IIRC, but it was orderly and took about 3 minutes to get our wristband. But it was all because the lottery was done over the internet. I still don't know how he lucked into getting picked to get tickets. It was like a 1 in 500,000 chance to win.
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« Reply #3452 on: July 05, 2009, 05:57:56 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!
eeww..can't he do that over the potty or something??  i may like to roast weenies on my stove but i do NOT clip toenails on the carpet.
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« Reply #3453 on: July 05, 2009, 05:58:52 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!

I would do it to Casey. 

One time we had this smart azz girl that used to come to the office,and fake the whole I'm in pain thing.There she was lying there looking all pitiful .She needed a drink of water so I kindly got it for her.....don't even ask where.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3454 on: July 05, 2009, 05:59:17 PM »

Josef is passed out and I think I will take him outside. I am kind of worried about him sleeping and all. I wonder how long it takes for those pills to wear off. Plus I had to give him a benadryl this afternoon. 
your dog????
Yes, my evil, sweet angel dog! BBL  an angelic monkey

If you gave him a benadryl today, it would be natural for him to be sleepy.
Yeah, but he can bearly walk without closing his eyes. He pooped twice so he will be fine. Can you tell me the Weather Forecast for North Texas Fanny Weather Channel, please? Is Thor Fanny going to show up or just blow over us? TIA JSM
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« Reply #3455 on: July 05, 2009, 05:59:27 PM »

Doesn't bother me at all anymore Fanny. I am happy now.  an angelic monkey

Well, let me know if you ever change your mind. I knew I kept that bowling ball for something, and I would love to use it.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3456 on: July 05, 2009, 05:59:37 PM »

I just can't think about cleaning a big contraption like the peta potty. I guess if you have a tiny dog. Now that Bubbles is all dressed and ready to go, he better not get stage struck    Do the Jackson family and their buddies not see how crazy this all is? Evidently Joe was at an Encino IHOP for breakfast this morning laughing and having a good all time. I like IHOP, but Joe at an IHOP, you'd think he would want to eat somewhere fancy, he ain't paying for it 
He was at IHOP.  Monkey Devil! I guess the Ants need to give him a lesson or two on how to eat crab cakes at the Ritz. 

Cindy could cook him her famous chili, and George can take him bass fishing after.

 
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« Reply #3457 on: July 05, 2009, 06:01:20 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!
eeww..can't he do that over the potty or something??  i may like to roast weenies on my stove but i do NOT clip toenails on the carpet.

Oddly,he doesn't do that anymore......   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3458 on: July 05, 2009, 06:01:23 PM »

Tomorrow should be interesting. There will be ONE, yes ONE Ticketmaster site in LA where the fans of MJ who were lucky enough to be drawn in the lottery will go to get their two tickets and bracelets for the Memorial. Can you imagine what a mob scene that is going to be???? NOROSE, do you know where the Ticketmaster site will be?? Can you avoid going anywhere near it???? 
I can't imagine the scene there. When my friend won the lottery for Led Zepplin tickets, the day of the concert we had to go to the O2 and get a bracelet between 10 am and 2 pm IIRC, but it was orderly and took about 3 minutes to get our wristband. But it was all because the lottery was done over the internet. I still don't know how he lucked into getting picked to get tickets. It was like a 1 in 500,000 chance to win.
somebody has to win....i enter everything i can and haven't won once....maybe one day
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« Reply #3459 on: July 05, 2009, 06:03:29 PM »

Gotta get grandson ready to leave.Be back in a bit. 
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