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« Reply #3460 on: July 05, 2009, 06:04:13 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!

I would do it to Casey. 

One time we had this smart azz girl that used to come to the office,and fake the whole I'm in pain thing.There she was lying there looking all pitiful .She needed a drink of water so I kindly got it for her.....don't even ask where.   Monkey Devil!
Good For YOU!!!..i HATE the hole i'm a woman/weak/dependent/yuck thing!!!!!  ok Trimm is my hero for the day!
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« Reply #3461 on: July 05, 2009, 06:05:06 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
We had perfectly straight bangs and then awful, awful tight curls all around our head. It was horrible. No it wasn't the style back then, I wanted to look like Cindy Brady, not Shirley Temple. 

One time she was curling my hair under with the curling iron and I kept moving, she tapped me with the comb on the head. She burned my ear off with that curling iron. 

Then when I was in Jr High I told my mom I wanted layers, so she took the sewing scissors and pulled up the top half of my hair and lopped it off.

She cried and cried and didn't take me to school until she got my hair cut correctly. 

I love her, but won't let her anywhere near my head unless she is footing the bill to get it cut.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3462 on: July 05, 2009, 06:05:45 PM »

Josef is passed out and I think I will take him outside. I am kind of worried about him sleeping and all. I wonder how long it takes for those pills to wear off. Plus I had to give him a benadryl this afternoon. 
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If you gave him a benadryl today, it would be natural for him to be sleepy.
Yeah, but he can bearly walk without closing his eyes. He pooped twice so he will be fine. Can you tell me the Weather Forecast for North Texas Fanny Weather Channel, please? Is Thor Fanny going to show up or just blow over us? TIA JSM

I have checked all my sites, and it looks like you will get some rain if it holds together. I don't think any real bad weather, no spotters are out. That is my unofficial forcast.   
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« Reply #3463 on: July 05, 2009, 06:06:15 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
every school picture of my mom or aunt  1961-1976 their hair was BAD!!!  i know it was my grandmothers fault because she was known for giving herself green hair time to time..
Green Hair?
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« Reply #3464 on: July 05, 2009, 06:08:27 PM »

I just can't think about cleaning a big contraption like the peta potty. I guess if you have a tiny dog. Now that Bubbles is all dressed and ready to go, he better not get stage struck    Do the Jackson family and their buddies not see how crazy this all is? Evidently Joe was at an Encino IHOP for breakfast this morning laughing and having a good all time. I like IHOP, but Joe at an IHOP, you'd think he would want to eat somewhere fancy, he ain't paying for it 
He was at IHOP.  Monkey Devil! I guess the Ants need to give him a lesson or two on how to eat crab cakes at the Ritz. 

Cindy could cook him her famous chili, and George can take him bass fishing after.
Yummmmmmm Chili.  I want Chili, Quizno's isn't selling chili or any soup for the summer. 
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« Reply #3465 on: July 05, 2009, 06:09:05 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
We had perfectly straight bangs and then awful, awful tight curls all around our head. It was horrible. No it wasn't the style back then, I wanted to look like Cindy Brady, not Shirley Temple. 

One time she was curling my hair under with the curling iron and I kept moving, she tapped me with the comb on the head. She burned my ear off with that curling iron. 

Then when I was in Jr High I told my mom I wanted layers, so she took the sewing scissors and pulled up the top half of my hair and lopped it off.

She cried and cried and didn't take me to school until she got my hair cut correctly. 

I love her, but won't let her anywhere near my head unless she is footing the bill to get it cut.  Monkey Devil!
cutting hair is an art.  i don't have that talent and i have butchered my own head plenty of times....some have it, some don't..i DO NOT Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3466 on: July 05, 2009, 06:09:09 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!

See! There is something to be said for not having a hubby.  Monkey Devil!
   
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« Reply #3467 on: July 05, 2009, 06:10:18 PM »

So I just cleaned the stove and RM took hotdogs and "roasted" them over the fire.  What at !@@#$%%^^   mess!!!  Boys are so stupid (credit Miss Dolce)
  Over the gas fire thingy on the stove?
Yes, he is such a doofus (and Im being kind). 
I am sorry A1, but that sounds like something a man would do. I just cooked my hotdog in the microwave.
I will use his toothbrush to clean it up!!!
Monkey Devil!

One of my pet peeves is cutting your toenails and letting them pop all over the floor after I just vacuumed........I guess that is a bit obsessive.
Anyway,Hubby asked my my I kept picking them up and I told him I grind them up and season his food with them.    Monkey Devil!  I didn't ,but it did get his attention.Just saying.   
Oh I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  Monkey Devil!

I would do it to Casey. 

One time we had this smart azz girl that used to come to the office,and fake the whole I'm in pain thing.There she was lying there looking all pitiful .She needed a drink of water so I kindly got it for her.....don't even ask where.   Monkey Devil!
  Monkey Devil! TRIMM!!!!
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« Reply #3468 on: July 05, 2009, 06:11:05 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
every school picture of my mom or aunt  1961-1976 their hair was BAD!!!  i know it was my grandmothers fault because she was known for giving herself green hair time to time..
Green Hair?
yep, from what i understand..she always wanted blond or red..sometimes she went about 3x's a month for a different color....g-paw was a good provider.
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« Reply #3469 on: July 05, 2009, 06:11:11 PM »

Doesn't bother me at all anymore Fanny. I am happy now.  an angelic monkey

Well, let me know if you ever change your mind. I knew I kept that bowling ball for something, and I would love to use it.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3470 on: July 05, 2009, 06:12:25 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
We had perfectly straight bangs and then awful, awful tight curls all around our head. It was horrible. No it wasn't the style back then, I wanted to look like Cindy Brady, not Shirley Temple. 

One time she was curling my hair under with the curling iron and I kept moving, she tapped me with the comb on the head. She burned my ear off with that curling iron. 

Then when I was in Jr High I told my mom I wanted layers, so she took the sewing scissors and pulled up the top half of my hair and lopped it off.

She cried and cried and didn't take me to school until she got my hair cut correctly. 

I love her, but won't let her anywhere near my head unless she is footing the bill to get it cut.  Monkey Devil!

I'm not falling for the "burning you ear off" thing. Last time it was some chicken in the zoo bit you finger off, and we found out it was you fingernail.   

My daughter has beautiful naturally curly hair. She also wanted the Cindy Brady look. She would cry and cry in front of the mirror every morning trying to get the curls out. She went to school several times with one side straight, and the other curley when she ran out of time. I never knew how she explained that, but at least it wasn't something I did to her. 
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« Reply #3471 on: July 05, 2009, 06:12:26 PM »

Tomorrow should be interesting. There will be ONE, yes ONE Ticketmaster site in LA where the fans of MJ who were lucky enough to be drawn in the lottery will go to get their two tickets and bracelets for the Memorial. Can you imagine what a mob scene that is going to be???? NOROSE, do you know where the Ticketmaster site will be?? Can you avoid going anywhere near it???? 
I can't imagine the scene there. When my friend won the lottery for Led Zepplin tickets, the day of the concert we had to go to the O2 and get a bracelet between 10 am and 2 pm IIRC, but it was orderly and took about 3 minutes to get our wristband. But it was all because the lottery was done over the internet. I still don't know how he lucked into getting picked to get tickets. It was like a 1 in 500,000 chance to win.
somebody has to win....i enter everything i can and haven't won once....maybe one day
I can't win a cake walk at the St John's picnic. 
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« Reply #3472 on: July 05, 2009, 06:14:32 PM »

Josef is passed out and I think I will take him outside. I am kind of worried about him sleeping and all. I wonder how long it takes for those pills to wear off. Plus I had to give him a benadryl this afternoon. 
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If you gave him a benadryl today, it would be natural for him to be sleepy.
Yeah, but he can bearly walk without closing his eyes. He pooped twice so he will be fine. Can you tell me the Weather Forecast for North Texas Fanny Weather Channel, please? Is Thor Fanny going to show up or just blow over us? TIA JSM

I have checked all my sites, and it looks like you will get some rain if it holds together. I don't think any real bad weather, no spotters are out. That is my unofficial forcast.   
Thanks Fanny. I kinda figured since they aren't having breaking news weather alerts. The baby is still zonked so I doubt I will need to dope him up. 
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« Reply #3473 on: July 05, 2009, 06:15:31 PM »

http://www.radaronline.com/node/14490   Now, I'm seriously wondering about this, with a larger dog, this contraption would take up a bit of space, but the fire hydrant is a nice touch 

That would really help you, JSM, and especially NorthernRose on our chatting time.    

I would need two , as far away from each other as possible so he could run back and forth.  The fact that the grass does not move may be a problem as the blades have to be in "just" the right position to be blessed with presents.
  Josef would need a holly bush to push his bum up against it in order to go. 
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« Reply #3474 on: July 05, 2009, 06:16:11 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
We had perfectly straight bangs and then awful, awful tight curls all around our head. It was horrible. No it wasn't the style back then, I wanted to look like Cindy Brady, not Shirley Temple. 

One time she was curling my hair under with the curling iron and I kept moving, she tapped me with the comb on the head. She burned my ear off with that curling iron. 

Then when I was in Jr High I told my mom I wanted layers, so she took the sewing scissors and pulled up the top half of my hair and lopped it off.

She cried and cried and didn't take me to school until she got my hair cut correctly. 

I love her, but won't let her anywhere near my head unless she is footing the bill to get it cut.  Monkey Devil!

I'm not falling for the "burning you ear off" thing. Last time it was some chicken in the zoo bit you finger off, and we found out it was you fingernail.   

My daughter has beautiful naturally curly hair. She also wanted the Cindy Brady look. She would cry and cry in front of the mirror every morning trying to get the curls out. She went to school several times with one side straight, and the other curley when she ran out of time. I never knew how she explained that, but at least it wasn't something I did to her. 
she was punk when punk wasn't cool??? Monkey Devil!
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I just can't think about cleaning a big contraption like the peta potty. I guess if you have a tiny dog. Now that Bubbles is all dressed and ready to go, he better not get stage struck    Do the Jackson family and their buddies not see how crazy this all is? Evidently Joe was at an Encino IHOP for breakfast this morning laughing and having a good all time. I like IHOP, but Joe at an IHOP, you'd think he would want to eat somewhere fancy, he ain't paying for it 
He was at IHOP.  Monkey Devil! I guess the Ants need to give him a lesson or two on how to eat crab cakes at the Ritz. 

Cindy could cook him her famous chili, and George can take him bass fishing after.
Yummmmmmm Chili.  I want Chili, Quizno's isn't selling chili or any soup for the summer. 

Wendy's???? Do you have a kitchen in your apartment? 
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« Reply #3476 on: July 05, 2009, 06:18:41 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
We had perfectly straight bangs and then awful, awful tight curls all around our head. It was horrible. No it wasn't the style back then, I wanted to look like Cindy Brady, not Shirley Temple. 

One time she was curling my hair under with the curling iron and I kept moving, she tapped me with the comb on the head. She burned my ear off with that curling iron. 

Then when I was in Jr High I told my mom I wanted layers, so she took the sewing scissors and pulled up the top half of my hair and lopped it off.

She cried and cried and didn't take me to school until she got my hair cut correctly. 

I love her, but won't let her anywhere near my head unless she is footing the bill to get it cut.  Monkey Devil!
cutting hair is an art.  i don't have that talent and i have butchered my own head plenty of times....some have it, some don't..i DO NOT Monkey Devil!
Thank goodness for ponytail holders.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3477 on: July 05, 2009, 06:19:58 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
every school picture of my mom or aunt  1961-1976 their hair was BAD!!!  i know it was my grandmothers fault because she was known for giving herself green hair time to time..
Green Hair?
yep, from what i understand..she always wanted blond or red..sometimes she went about 3x's a month for a different color....g-paw was a good provider.
My Grandma's had big Texas Blue Hair!
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« Reply #3478 on: July 05, 2009, 06:21:44 PM »

Ours had an old lady hair salon upstairs. It was never updated from the time I was a kid until I started bowling. It still had gold shag carpeting and that raised velour wall paper. 

 

When I was little, I would go with my grandmother when she would get a perm. Back then they had something that looked like a hairdryer hood, and it had wires with curlers on the end. I would sit there worrying she was going to be electricuted. She sure got a perm too. That sucker lasted for two years. 
Suprised it didn't fry her hair off.  My mom always thought we needed a perm the day before school pictures. For what reason I don't know, but if I saw those pictures today I would burn them.  Monkey Devil!

Either that, or cut our bangs crooked up to our scalp. I don't have a single school picture that one of my kids don't ask me, "What happened to your hair???? Was that the style back then???"   
We had perfectly straight bangs and then awful, awful tight curls all around our head. It was horrible. No it wasn't the style back then, I wanted to look like Cindy Brady, not Shirley Temple. 

One time she was curling my hair under with the curling iron and I kept moving, she tapped me with the comb on the head. She burned my ear off with that curling iron. 

Then when I was in Jr High I told my mom I wanted layers, so she took the sewing scissors and pulled up the top half of my hair and lopped it off.

She cried and cried and didn't take me to school until she got my hair cut correctly. 

I love her, but won't let her anywhere near my head unless she is footing the bill to get it cut.  Monkey Devil!

I'm not falling for the "burning you ear off" thing. Last time it was some chicken in the zoo bit you finger off, and we found out it was you fingernail.   

My daughter has beautiful naturally curly hair. She also wanted the Cindy Brady look. She would cry and cry in front of the mirror every morning trying to get the curls out. She went to school several times with one side straight, and the other curley when she ran out of time. I never knew how she explained that, but at least it wasn't something I did to her. 
Seriously, she burnt the skin off my ear all the way to the cartilage. She kept telling me to be still, then she smelled the skin burning. I still use that to get at her.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3479 on: July 05, 2009, 06:21:53 PM »

I just can't think about cleaning a big contraption like the peta potty. I guess if you have a tiny dog. Now that Bubbles is all dressed and ready to go, he better not get stage struck    Do the Jackson family and their buddies not see how crazy this all is? Evidently Joe was at an Encino IHOP for breakfast this morning laughing and having a good all time. I like IHOP, but Joe at an IHOP, you'd think he would want to eat somewhere fancy, he ain't paying for it 
He was at IHOP.  Monkey Devil! I guess the Ants need to give him a lesson or two on how to eat crab cakes at the Ritz. 

Cindy could cook him her famous chili, and George can take him bass fishing after.
Yummmmmmm Chili.  I want Chili, Quizno's isn't selling chili or any soup for the summer. 

Wendy's???? Do you have a kitchen in your apartment? 
NO Wendy's!!!  they use their old meat and put it in a bucket!!!  don't eat bucket Chili!!  go to the market and get some yummy Wolf Brand!
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