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« Reply #3960 on: July 06, 2009, 08:42:33 PM »

BTW JSM, I know all about sewing spandex, but I have never designed a skating dress, not being a Fashionista myself. But I do know a little something about fitting for someone over a size 2. Just thought I would throw it out there for what it's worth. I don't know much about designer brands either. It's mostly a Fanny Mae brand, but I have never made something so ugly that I wouldn't hit a dog in the azz with it. (That is a southern saying, BTW.) I never paid more than $25 for a diaper bag, and I had one that lasted through four kids, and several gradchildren. JSYN. 
I even have a pattern for it Fanny. Nothing needed to be "designed" just sewn together. Fanny brand sounds wonderful. I will send you the pattern picture if you would like. Empire waist that covers up JSM's jelly belly.  Monkey Devil!
i have a sewing machine but NO idea how to thread the thing...i wanted one forever, bought one at a yard sale..(it's mint green and has a handle)...needed a needle for it...called my g-maw and she said something to the effect of honey, that thing will burn your house down, it has to be 40 years old...so when my g-paw passed this year she gave me one of hers...she has the fancy computer kind...i ship it to someone who can thread the dam thing... Monkey Devil!
  I have two, one is a treadle and the other one my tv in my bedroom sits on. It is probably from pre WWII era. I wouldn't know how to use it if it threads itself. I do watch sewing shows on PBS though.  Monkey Devil!
is it the desk type where it comes up upside down from the bottom...those thing are beautiful...my bio-dad's mom had one and it was supposed to be mine, but he got the new family and all so who know's where it is now??
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« Reply #3961 on: July 06, 2009, 08:43:06 PM »

Just stopped by to say hi and wish Crazymama30 a Happy Birthday!!  I kind of started without you!! 

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« Reply #3962 on: July 06, 2009, 08:44:04 PM »

Need dinner and a break - with my two beers in hand - - bbl later.

And I have no idea what Northern Rose is having for dinner 

     I think she is mad at her internet service provider too.Her service on the blink today.
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« Reply #3963 on: July 06, 2009, 08:44:06 PM »

Thanks Babskat I didn't know Green Eyes sews, I've been seeing you up top, but never posting.

GreenEyes does quilts. I peek in on her in Musings!
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« Reply #3964 on: July 06, 2009, 08:46:40 PM »

I have two sewing machines, and wouldn't even know what to do with them. One was my grandmas and one I bought and never took it out of the box. 
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« Reply #3965 on: July 06, 2009, 08:47:00 PM »

BTW JSM, I know all about sewing spandex, but I have never designed a skating dress, not being a Fashionista myself. But I do know a little something about fitting for someone over a size 2. Just thought I would throw it out there for what it's worth. I don't know much about designer brands either. It's mostly a Fanny Mae brand, but I have never made something so ugly that I wouldn't hit a dog in the azz with it. (That is a southern saying, BTW.) I never paid more than $25 for a diaper bag, and I had one that lasted through four kids, and several gradchildren. JSYN. 
I even have a pattern for it Fanny. Nothing needed to be "designed" just sewn together. Fanny brand sounds wonderful. I will send you the pattern picture if you would like. Empire waist that covers up JSM's jelly belly.  Monkey Devil!

Ok. Deal. I should be using the $6,000 sewing machine for something!
6k sewing maching? For Real? I will send you the pattern pics tomorrow I have them saved on my desktop at work.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3966 on: July 06, 2009, 08:47:08 PM »

I'm sick of being nice, I just sent another email to our association, telling them the stupid letters you are sending to the parents to stop their kids from destroying our properties is pointless, their parents, either can't read, or don't care. I also told them that if they don't stop the man who is welding in his garage next to oxygen for their baby, and stop him soon, I'm going above them, and then something might get done. I told them I don't feel like dying by some kind of fiery explosion, because some moron doesn't have enough sense to stop welding by oxygen.    I'm on a roll now.

You tell 'em NoRose. 
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« Reply #3967 on: July 06, 2009, 08:47:34 PM »

well my friends..i finally made it (whew)...
i'm sorry someone hurt my Monkey friends and i can't say i really knew Dolce she disappeared around the same time i joined...but i will let ya'll in on something...i could be mistaken but i believe i saw her avi on the Dreamin' Demon site. i do hang out there at times  (hey, you can cuss)..there are also a few there that snip from here on their Caylee chat...in fact Monkeys were quoted A LOT there...but on that site i'm mommacrazy30 not mamacrazy30...i know some hearts are broke but listen all of ya'll..don't let one bad apple spoil the whole dam bunch...just write it off to a disturbed young woman/troll
Really? I don't know what demon dreamin is, but thanks for the hint mama. BTW Happy Birthday again.
its a true crime site where bad language is accepted (and used OFTEN)..they update it day to day with current events in crime and the people who post put it (ap/press stuff) in their own words...but its all from cited sources...i like it but if you have virgin ears i wouldn't suggest it....
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« Reply #3968 on: July 06, 2009, 08:48:19 PM »

Debbie Rowe is on Nancy Grace video. She sure looks like she could have kicked MJ's azz all over Neverland, that is, if he wasn't giving her so much money.

They just showed Bubbles. He has a beard now. 
I think Debbie has one too, but they didn't do a closeup.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3969 on: July 06, 2009, 08:48:50 PM »

Just stopped by to say hi and wish Crazymama30 a Happy Birthday!!  I kind of started without you!! 


a dog a cake and a Monkey....my night IS complete....Thank You!!!
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« Reply #3970 on: July 06, 2009, 08:50:30 PM »

This is pathetic....I am the 49 year old version of Bridget Jones........two and 1/2 glasses of wine, 4 ciggies, 1 bowl of corn flakes, 1 slice peanut butter toast....and I just went to the freezer and got out 3 yes, 3 chocolate/cream cheese cupcakes.....Dear Lord, please bring me a life! 

Oh, 3 chocolate/cream chees cupcakes! It would go perfectly with beer. Hubby was on his own tonight. He had a whole can of Campbells Chunky Sirloin Burger Soup with crackers, and milk. Did it himself.....I'll make it up to him tomorrow. 

Fanny...I've got more in the freezer!  I would love to send you some (and some beers).  I baked yesterday, for the first time in about 2 years! 
I told myself if I froze them, I wouldn't eat them....I have to confess, they are reallllllly good frozen! 
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« Reply #3971 on: July 06, 2009, 08:51:11 PM »

I'm sick of being nice, I just sent another email to our association, telling them the stupid letters you are sending to the parents to stop their kids from destroying our properties is pointless, their parents, either can't read, or don't care. I also told them that if they don't stop the man who is welding in his garage next to oxygen for their baby, and stop him soon, I'm going above them, and then something might get done. I told them I don't feel like dying by some kind of fiery explosion, because some moron doesn't have enough sense to stop welding by oxygen.    I'm on a roll now.
Welding by oxygen.  Is he an idiot or what?
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« Reply #3972 on: July 06, 2009, 08:52:11 PM »

BTW JSM, I know all about sewing spandex, but I have never designed a skating dress, not being a Fashionista myself. But I do know a little something about fitting for someone over a size 2. Just thought I would throw it out there for what it's worth. I don't know much about designer brands either. It's mostly a Fanny Mae brand, but I have never made something so ugly that I wouldn't hit a dog in the azz with it. (That is a southern saying, BTW.) I never paid more than $25 for a diaper bag, and I had one that lasted through four kids, and several gradchildren. JSYN. 
I even have a pattern for it Fanny. Nothing needed to be "designed" just sewn together. Fanny brand sounds wonderful. I will send you the pattern picture if you would like. Empire waist that covers up JSM's jelly belly.  Monkey Devil!

Ok. Deal. I should be using the $6,000 sewing machine for something!
6k sewing maching? For Real? I will send you the pattern pics tomorrow I have them saved on my desktop at work.  Monkey Devil!

Yep, it is one of those computerized jobs that can embroider all kinds of wonderful things on it too. I had to go to school for two dam*ed weeks before I could even crank it up!!! I can do all kinds of fancy thing with it, even sew a straight seam if I have too. I even know how to thread the sucker. 
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« Reply #3973 on: July 06, 2009, 08:52:25 PM »

I have two sewing machines, and wouldn't even know what to do with them. One was my grandmas and one I bought and never took it out of the box. 

Hubby bought me a sewing machine for Christmas last year.I like to make scrap quilts.
I could never sew for a living.
Needles never scared me when I did venipuncture,but that sewing needle freaks me out. 
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« Reply #3974 on: July 06, 2009, 08:52:30 PM »

I'm sick of being nice, I just sent another email to our association, telling them the stupid letters you are sending to the parents to stop their kids from destroying our properties is pointless, their parents, either can't read, or don't care. I also told them that if they don't stop the man who is welding in his garage next to oxygen for their baby, and stop him soon, I'm going above them, and then something might get done. I told them I don't feel like dying by some kind of fiery explosion, because some moron doesn't have enough sense to stop welding by oxygen.    I'm on a roll now.
WTH???  he's welding by an oxygen tank???
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« Reply #3975 on: July 06, 2009, 08:52:30 PM »

This is pathetic....I am the 49 year old version of Bridget Jones........two and 1/2 glasses of wine, 4 ciggies, 1 bowl of corn flakes, 1 slice peanut butter toast....and I just went to the freezer and got out 3 yes, 3 chocolate/cream cheese cupcakes.....Dear Lord, please bring me a life! 
Right there with ya' GF!  Ham sandwiches again tonight!  No wine but diet coke and pleanty of Camel's.  Way more than 4!!!!

Happy Birthday Mamacrazy30!     (I couldn't find anything on DD, but I'm not that smart. )
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« Reply #3976 on: July 06, 2009, 08:53:27 PM »

I have two sewing machines, and wouldn't even know what to do with them. One was my grandmas and one I bought and never took it out of the box. 

Hubby bought me a sewing machine for Christmas last year.I like to make scrap quilts.
I could never sew for a living.
Needles never scared me when I did venipuncture,but that sewing needle freaks me out. 

    
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« Reply #3977 on: July 06, 2009, 08:53:47 PM »

I'm sick of being nice, I just sent another email to our association, telling them the stupid letters you are sending to the parents to stop their kids from destroying our properties is pointless, their parents, either can't read, or don't care. I also told them that if they don't stop the man who is welding in his garage next to oxygen for their baby, and stop him soon, I'm going above them, and then something might get done. I told them I don't feel like dying by some kind of fiery explosion, because some moron doesn't have enough sense to stop welding by oxygen.    I'm on a roll now.

You tell 'em NoRose. 
Only problem is I told them I would go above them, but I don't know who that would be  I guess maybe the fire department.
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« Reply #3978 on: July 06, 2009, 08:54:17 PM »

This is pathetic....I am the 49 year old version of Bridget Jones........two and 1/2 glasses of wine, 4 ciggies, 1 bowl of corn flakes, 1 slice peanut butter toast....and I just went to the freezer and got out 3 yes, 3 chocolate/cream cheese cupcakes.....Dear Lord, please bring me a life! 

Oh, 3 chocolate/cream chees cupcakes! It would go perfectly with beer. Hubby was on his own tonight. He had a whole can of Campbells Chunky Sirloin Burger Soup with crackers, and milk. Did it himself.....I'll make it up to him tomorrow. 

Fanny...I've got more in the freezer!  I would love to send you some (and some beers).  I baked yesterday, for the first time in about 2 years! 
I told myself if I froze them, I wouldn't eat them....I have to confess, they are reallllllly good frozen! 

I like M&M's with beer. 
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« Reply #3979 on: July 06, 2009, 08:55:33 PM »

Debbie Rowe is on Nancy Grace video. She sure looks like she could have kicked MJ's azz all over Neverland, that is, if he wasn't giving her so much money.

They just showed Bubbles. He has a beard now. 
I think Debbie has one too, but they didn't do a closeup.   Monkey Devil!
Bubbles has a beard, was Michael shaving him  Debbie looks like a brut, she could have tossed MJ easily over her shoulder.
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