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« Reply #4040 on: July 06, 2009, 09:44:31 PM »

Hi JSM, love this new thread of yours, its so fast and funny most of the time.  I've been out of the loop for a couple months, but things are finally settling down around here.  GE made me a beautiful quilt for my Birthday, she is the bestest friend ever, I am so lucky to have a wonderful, kind & loving person, nearly 50 years of friendship in my life, I cherish her.
Glad you like it here Babskat. I'm glad you have a friend like Greeneyes and please post do not lurk. If I am overly political please tell me and I will slow it down.  an angelic monkey Happy late birthday. JSM
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« Reply #4041 on: July 06, 2009, 09:45:42 PM »

I am serious about getting hold of the fire marshall and letting them know of your safety concern.  I called the deputies when my neighbors poured gasoline on a big pile of dry wood and brush five feet away from their pump house.

It reminded me of Fire Marshall Bill (Jim Carrey)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_arzPICEA
Please pour acid in my eyes Muffy. I can't look at Fire Marshall Bill.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4042 on: July 06, 2009, 09:47:06 PM »

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You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.

You have seen pics of my backyard. I don't know what I would do with chickens unless I put them on the roof. Somehow, I think the condo association would have a problem with that. I really wanted that mariachi thing Muffy Bee was talking about, but I am sure they would frown on that. I think I am already pushing the envelope here. 
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« Reply #4043 on: July 06, 2009, 09:47:52 PM »

It is scary how developed girls are so young 
man, they pump so many hormones into our meat, chicken, etc..i grew up with chicken houses and you really would re-consider your diet if i told you all about it...mad cow came from people grinding up dead animals and using it as feed....i'll stop now 'cause on ::MonkeyNoNo::ce i get started....

I am with you.  Most animal food scare diseases are caused by humans.  BTW you are wasting your money if you buy organic noodles or anything canned as it is so processed that it makes no difference in the long run.  Organic meats, fruits and veggies is worth it only as long as the inspectors are truly inspecting . 
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« Reply #4044 on: July 06, 2009, 09:48:46 PM »

Debbie Rowe is on Nancy Grace video. She sure looks like she could have kicked MJ's azz all over Neverland, that is, if he wasn't giving her so much money.

They just showed Bubbles. He has a beard now. 
I think Debbie has one too, but they didn't do a closeup.   Monkey Devil!
Bubbles has a beard, was Michael shaving him  Debbie looks like a brut, she could have tossed MJ easily over her shoulder.

Maybe he liked it that way?  Presley is not a dainty woman in my opinion either.
Oh My.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4045 on: July 06, 2009, 09:49:05 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

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oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey

You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.
oh i wish i could, and a goat as well..be we have nasty code-compliance officers that put a sign on your yard if its to mowed enough....no barn-yard animals allowed with-in the city...(i rent a try-plex with a HUGE back yard but they would see my coupe a mile away)..maybe one day..(i have dreams of a HOUSE!)
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« Reply #4046 on: July 06, 2009, 09:52:55 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey
Fanny, nothing wrong with having a big butt. I would post a video about big butts, but it has naughty words in it and I can't seem to find the "nice" version of it.

The great thing about being a monkey is WE are WHO we ARE... and if someone decides to fabricate themselves, then that is their problem.

As for Northern, everytime I hear one of you monkeys posting what they are having for supper I think of this Hee Haw and Granpa what's for supper.  Monkey Devil!

I think Muffy Bee already posted the YouTube on Musings.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4047 on: July 06, 2009, 09:53:13 PM »

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You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.

You have seen pics of my backyard. I don't know what I would do with chickens unless I put them on the roof. Somehow, I think the condo association would have a problem with that. I really wanted that mariachi thing Muffy Bee was talking about, but I am sure they would frown on that. I think I am already pushing the envelope here. 

You have enough grass that you could keep two.  You could build their coup to look like a house for your geese, and if the condo association came tell them they are the national bird of Canada, you have no idea why they choose your yard but they have, and just like the bald eagle you are respecting a nations bird.
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« Reply #4048 on: July 06, 2009, 09:54:20 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

I should stop typing while drinking
oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey

You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.
Really? My old neighbors used to say they kept roosters to lay eggs.  At least that is what they would tell the police when I would call them for cock fighting. So glad I left that side of town. I would rather live in a curry palace than live next to people who gamble on the lives of animals. JMO JSM 
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« Reply #4049 on: July 06, 2009, 09:56:19 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

I should stop typing while drinking
oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey

You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.
Really? My old neighbors used to say they kept roosters to lay eggs.  At least that is what they would tell the police when I would call them for cock fighting. So glad I left that side of town. I would rather live in a curry palace than live next to people who gamble on the lives of animals. JMO JSM 

No rooster required to lay eggs.  Roosters are only required to fertilize the eggs if you want baby chicks.  The chicken will drop eggs with or without a roost.
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« Reply #4050 on: July 06, 2009, 09:58:08 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

I should stop typing while drinking
oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey

You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.
Really? My old neighbors used to say they kept roosters to lay eggs.  At least that is what they would tell the police when I would call them for cock fighting. So glad I left that side of town. I would rather live in a curry palace than live next to people who gamble on the lives of animals. JMO JSM 
chickens always lay eggs..you only need a rooster if you want BABY chicks...
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« Reply #4051 on: July 06, 2009, 10:01:03 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

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oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey

You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.
oh i wish i could, and a goat as well..be we have nasty code-compliance officers that put a sign on your yard if its to mowed enough....no barn-yard animals allowed with-in the city...(i rent a try-plex with a HUGE back yard but they would see my coupe a mile away)..maybe one day..(i have dreams of a HOUSE!)
what a MESS...
BUT we have nasty code-compliance officers that put a sign IN your yard if its NOT mowed enough...sorry...
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« Reply #4052 on: July 06, 2009, 10:01:29 PM »

Found it http://urbanchickens.org/

A lot of city councils are being pressed to change their bylaws and are changing them to allow urban chickens.  There is also a search on the site to see who has chickens near you.
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« Reply #4053 on: July 06, 2009, 10:01:40 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

I should stop typing while drinking
oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey
Mama, I got them when I was 8 and that was a long time ago. By the time I was 9 I was having to wear those cross your heart bras the "old" ladies wore. I don't know if they used hormones back then, but my sister and I ate the same things and hers never grew  and I would take my bra off as soon as I got to school so the boys wouldn't pop it.  I do agree, hormones in meat products could be the reason girls are maturing faster than before. But unfortunately, my big uns are a product of heredity not what I ate. 

I saw a picture of all my great aunts and great great Grandmother the other day. JSM doesn't stand a chance. They had saggers down to their knees and they were wearing a belted dress.   
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« Reply #4054 on: July 06, 2009, 10:03:07 PM »

Hi JSM, love this new thread of yours, its so fast and funny most of the time.  I've been out of the loop for a couple months, but things are finally settling down around here.  GE made me a beautiful quilt for my Birthday, she is the bestest friend ever, I am so lucky to have a wonderful, kind & loving person, nearly 50 years of friendship in my life, I cherish her.
Glad you like it here Babskat. I'm glad you have a friend like Greeneyes and please post do not lurk. If I am overly political please tell me and I will slow it down.  an angelic monkey Happy late birthday. JSM
Love your political posts, one of the reasons I love it here in Texas ---We can speak our minds..........My extremely outspoken MIL was the only one I knew that let the world know she was a Conservative, and proud of it, she cried for days when Nixon walked!  Now I don't have a friend left in California that isn't Conservative, how things change, cept I think they are all still in the closet.   
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« Reply #4055 on: July 06, 2009, 10:03:16 PM »

You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

I should stop typing while drinking
oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey

You should become a urban egg producer as well. There is a huge movement of people who are keeping chickens now to ensure they get eggs, not synthetic  albino things that are called eggs.  There is a website dedicated to urban chicken farming and most are violating bylaws by keeping them, but I say YAAAAAAAA!!!! And you do not need a rooster for chickens to lay eggs.
Really? My old neighbors used to say they kept roosters to lay eggs.  At least that is what they would tell the police when I would call them for cock fighting. So glad I left that side of town. I would rather live in a curry palace than live next to people who gamble on the lives of animals. JMO JSM 

No rooster required to lay eggs.  Roosters are only required to fertilize the eggs if you want baby chicks.  The chicken will drop eggs with or without a roost.
That's what I thought, I wasn't sure about it though. 
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You guys have no idea how many times I have written a post today and then deleted it as I let everything sink in.  After 1/2 bottle of wine I am ready to hit post this time.  Since joining this site I have become friends (and friends means a whole lot to me so I do not throw that word around just for giggles) with some of the nicest people I could ever have hoped to find.  I am hurt that so many wonderful and trusting people have been hurt, and I am hurt because of the lies. 

JSM as I said a long time ago, if you lived near me I would be baking you bread and making you soup everyday just to be blessed to be near you.  There are so many monkeys that I cherish and all the anger and hurt has my head exploding today.  We are all here with different backgrounds, life experiences and were all brought here for different reasons, however we all share one thing, the love of children. 

I have gotten to know the monkeys from Caylee's cage more than other monkeys.  I choose to live my life giving people the benefit of the doubt, that there is good, and that doing the right thing does not hurt.  I do not doubt what has been shared with me as anything other than from the heart.  If I had doubts about anyone or anything shared I would give you the respect to ask you, as I would expect and hope that you would do the same for me. 

The monkey in my avi is not mine, and the image of me is not real, however the aluminum pot heads are.  Now I will go back to my wine and then to watch my dog find his right piece of grass.

Here! Hear! NORTHERN ROSE!! I have already confessed in Musings that I have a big butt, but it is not red!!! The rest I have stated here is fact!!! I cherish your friendship, as well as all the other monkeys. And your recipes make me starve, and I feel like a sloth when I hear about all you do!!! I honestly believe you are a ball of energy, and I trust your judgement with all my heart!  an angelic monkey

Energy?  LOL I grew up on a  farm and worked hard and knew how to value things as we were pretty much frugal ans self sufficient but looking back poor is more accurate.  I think I was Amish in a previous life which is  why I did not mind living at the end of the earth for as many years as we did.  I have been involved in enough research that I know most of the new things that we are told we need are not necessarily good nor safe (don't get me on a rant about CFL's, anti bacterial or teflon...BTW microwave popcorn has teflon in the bags, go for stove top please).  I want to teach my kids where stuff comes from and how to be self sufficient if the need is there and how to not fill their bodies with additives they can not pronounce therefore should not eat.

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oh NO you shouldn't ma'em....call me a hippy but by golly if i can't spell whats in my food...i don't eat it!!  Babycrazy lives off of fruit and organic milk/cheese/eggs....it cost a LOT..but i don't want my daughter to have bigger bewbs then me when she 8!!! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey
Mama, I got them when I was 8 and that was a long time ago. By the time I was 9 I was having to wear those cross your heart bras the "old" ladies wore. I don't know if they used hormones back then, but my sister and I ate the same things and hers never grew  and I would take my bra off as soon as I got to school so the boys wouldn't pop it.  I do agree, hormones in meat products could be the reason girls are maturing faster than before. But unfortunately, my big uns are a product of heredity not what I ate. 

I saw a picture of all my great aunts and great great Grandmother the other day. JSM doesn't stand a chance. They had saggers down to their knees and they were wearing a belted dress.   
lucky for you..my mom always said when i grew up i would be taller, grow bewbs, and my face would clear up...well today i'm 31 still 5'4" bewbs got bigger after Babycrazy i'm now a 'B' and 1/2 and have a fast growing pimple on my cheek...almost everyone on both sides (mom and dad) have c's-f's??
but i got a BIG 'ole Booty instead.... Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4057 on: July 06, 2009, 10:11:08 PM »

Found it http://urbanchickens.org/

A lot of city councils are being pressed to change their bylaws and are changing them to allow urban chickens.  There is also a search on the site to see who has chickens near you.
thank you...i live in a pretty 'green' area and i'm sure if i took enough info to the city they might reconsider.....THANK YOU!!!!!! an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4058 on: July 06, 2009, 10:12:19 PM »


chickens always lay eggs..you only need a rooster if you want BABY chicks...

You should know, living in the chicken capitol of the world. Our trucking company used to be in Elm Springs, not far from you. We used to be called "chicken trucks" because we pulled so much Tyson stuff! Of course, when we pulled potatoes from Idaho and Oregon, we were called "'Tater Toters!!"  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4059 on: July 06, 2009, 10:12:25 PM »

Hi JSM, love this new thread of yours, its so fast and funny most of the time.  I've been out of the loop for a couple months, but things are finally settling down around here.  GE made me a beautiful quilt for my Birthday, she is the bestest friend ever, I am so lucky to have a wonderful, kind & loving person, nearly 50 years of friendship in my life, I cherish her.
Glad you like it here Babskat. I'm glad you have a friend like Greeneyes and please post do not lurk. If I am overly political please tell me and I will slow it down.  an angelic monkey Happy late birthday. JSM
Love your political posts, one of the reasons I love it here in Texas ---We can speak our minds..........My extremely outspoken MIL was the only one I knew that let the world know she was a Conservative, and proud of it, she cried for days when Nixon walked!  Now I don't have a friend left in California that isn't Conservative, how things change, cept I think they are all still in the closet.   
Babskat. Thanks for the compliment. I have a problem speaking my mind on politics, I think that is why Bearly gave me my own thread. God love her.  an angelic monkey Are you in Texas now or California?

I remember when Nixon walked, I was I think maybe 7 or 8 years old. I will never forget him walking up the helicopter and doing the V sign with his hands. What I really remember is one of the daughters had a yellow dress on and I wanted that dress. It was polyester and now I don't know why for the life of me I would want that dress.

JMO There are many closet conservatives in California. Google or Youtube Alfonzo Rachel, he is from California and is one of the funniest and smart people I have ever seen.

Plust the greatness of Ronald Reagan was from California.
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