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« Reply #4920 on: July 08, 2009, 09:51:11 PM »

Just getting caught up since dinner:

Always Made Cake !!!!!!YUM!!!!!
JSM vented and Boo still Wubs her !!!!YAH!!!!!! ( I wubs both JSM and Boo)
Green Eyes had driver issues in Newark  .  BAD STUPID DRIVERS LEAVE GE's alone!!!
Fanny is ok but may need Dr Drew - He is cute so good plan there
Trimm is too quite .  I think we need to get the witless news cart and visit her
Would Thor Fanny please tell me why I am under a weather advisory?
And a certain pool cleaning company has taken their website down today.  Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm.


Now lets have fun and......

I have been meaning to ask you, does Canada have Weather Radar??
My son and I looked and looked. It seems as all the weather stops at the Canadian border. That can't be right???   

yes we do!  http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/canada_e.html

Thank You. Now I can do your weather forcast too!  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4921 on: July 08, 2009, 09:51:40 PM »

Funny Mug Shot - Total Fail on this Hair-Do
June 26th, 2009 ·
This guy must have got beaten up good when he landed in jail.  Police busted him at the barber shop and he even offered them $1,000 in cash to let him finish he hair styling before taking him away.


i've seen him before, he was pushing his 'trade' outside when he got arrested....i love it!!! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4922 on: July 08, 2009, 09:54:25 PM »

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« Reply #4923 on: July 08, 2009, 09:56:09 PM »

He drank my drink too. I swear, I get no respect around here!! 

Here you go!


Awww thanks Northern Rose!! I have enough kitties. Enough to last me a life time, or at least seem like it. I have 7, yes count them 7 rescue kitties, 3 of them are polydactals. Those are the Hemingway cats with many toes. Yep, my small house, tons of kitties, 1 guinea pig/camel Spinone Italiano and an old blind chow/corgi mix who pees on the floor because it's too much trouble to go outside or even ask about it. Yep, living life large here. There isn't much here that is mine, the pets just let me use their stuff cause I have thumbs and can open tuna cans.
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« Reply #4924 on: July 08, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »

He drank my drink too. I swear, I get no respect around here!! 

Here you go!

hey, some one put a cat in my beer...just kiddin' i drink southpaw...it's cheep 5.0% and has south in the name.... Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4925 on: July 08, 2009, 09:56:35 PM »

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.



I always thought barstools should be like that. It would save a lot of time traipsing back and fort the the restroom while drinking beer. Full skirts might come back in style for women. You could just spread you skirt out to be modest, and just sit and smile and drink.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4926 on: July 08, 2009, 09:58:33 PM »

Dolce describing what she has done and said as "Embellishments" (Surprised she or anyone she knows can spell that word) is the same as Cindy describing what Casey said as being mere "Mistruths." Dolce, you lied.  You invented a world in which you claimed to live solely for the purpose of making others feel inferior to you.  Let me tell you something.  People who do that feel so inferior in their own selves, that it makes them feel better to make others feel inferior.  Lies are not embellishments.  Lies are lies.  Embellishments make something which already exists a little better, a little prettier.  But you had nothing to work with. Nothing existed.

I think your sudden remorse is because someone threatened to go to your in-laws with what you've done.  I have no feelings about that one way or the other.  I feel that whatever happens is just what you deserve for hurting these people who took you to their hearts and into their lives.  Live with it.

Must go--my pilot has the Lear warming up on the end of the runway.

Babybear we have not met till now but I wubs you! 
Hope the crew knows better than to serve you the champagne that is not chilled properly!



Thanks,
Listen, If my champagne isn't as cold as a mother-in-laws kiss, I get, well, testy.  But my Ripple, I don't care what temperature it is. Just put it in a plain brown paper bag and slip it to me!!


you have to have it in the bag or you can't take it to the park...
just kiddin' Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4927 on: July 08, 2009, 09:58:49 PM »

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.



I always thought barstools should be like that. It would save a lot of time traipsing back and fort the the restroom while drinking beer. Full skirts might come back in style for women. You could just spread you skirt out to be modest, and just sit and smile and drink.   Monkey Devil!

OMG I am laughing so hard , I am too visual for that.
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« Reply #4928 on: July 08, 2009, 09:59:37 PM »

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.



I always thought barstools should be like that. It would save a lot of time traipsing back and fort the the restroom while drinking beer. Full skirts might come back in style for women. You could just spread you skirt out to be modest, and just sit and smile and drink.   Monkey Devil!
oh...do i have a story for you...i need a few more before i can spill it... Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4929 on: July 08, 2009, 10:01:26 PM »

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.



I always thought barstools should be like that. It would save a lot of time traipsing back and fort the the restroom while drinking beer. Full skirts might come back in style for women. You could just spread you skirt out to be modest, and just sit and smile and drink.   Monkey Devil!
oh...do i have a story for you...i need a few more before i can spill it... Monkey Devil!
it involves a failed interview, 3 beers at a bar, a side road with no light, and a big gulp cup.... Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4930 on: July 08, 2009, 10:03:52 PM »

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is that a pic of the cows with windows???  (shivers)...i don't care what they say i'm sure the cows don't like it..
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« Reply #4931 on: July 08, 2009, 10:06:00 PM »

He drank my drink too. I swear, I get no respect around here!! 

Here you go!


Awww thanks Northern Rose!! I have enough kitties. Enough to last me a life time, or at least seem like it. I have 7, yes count them 7 rescue kitties, 3 of them are polydactals. Those are the Hemingway cats with many toes. Yep, my small house, tons of kitties, 1 guinea pig/camel Spinone Italiano and an old blind chow/corgi mix who pees on the floor because it's too much trouble to go outside or even ask about it. Yep, living life large here. There isn't much here that is mine, the pets just let me use their stuff cause I have thumbs and can open tuna cans.

Well they have picked you for a reason! Animals have that sense as to who are good people and they choose well!  We were the un-official zoo for a while.  Even had one of the kids teacher's bring his class to the house for a tour.  We had 3 dogs, 5 cats, 3 sets of birds, two salt water tanks, one fresh water tank, and Australian blue lobster, a newt , a gerbil and a frog I had to rescue that jumped on a moving lawnmower. 
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« Reply #4932 on: July 08, 2009, 10:11:11 PM »

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.



I always thought barstools should be like that. It would save a lot of time traipsing back and fort the the restroom while drinking beer. Full skirts might come back in style for women. You could just spread you skirt out to be modest, and just sit and smile and drink.   Monkey Devil!
oh...do i have a story for you...i need a few more before i can spill it... Monkey Devil!
it involves a failed interview, 3 beers at a bar, a side road with no light, and a big gulp cup.... Monkey Devil!

I can just about imagine. I was a truck driver, remember. Most of my tales of big gulp cups didn't involve beer, however. 
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« Reply #4933 on: July 08, 2009, 10:15:46 PM »

Do you eat sitting on the toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!  Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.


i was behind about 15 cars and some idjit wanted to make a left turn...i was wearing a skirt and in a '78 monte carlo....i did what had to be done....

I always thought barstools should be like that. It would save a lot of time traipsing back and fort the the restroom while drinking beer. Full skirts might come back in style for women. You could just spread you skirt out to be modest, and just sit and smile and drink.   Monkey Devil!
oh...do i have a story for you...i need a few more before i can spill it... Monkey Devil!
it involves a failed interview, 3 beers at a bar, a side road with no light, and a big gulp cup.... Monkey Devil!

I can just about imagine. I was a truck driver, remember. Most of my tales of big gulp cups didn't involve beer, however. 
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« Reply #4934 on: July 08, 2009, 10:16:47 PM »

miss Mae,
my reply is under your first..sorry, hopped in your box Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4935 on: July 08, 2009, 10:17:28 PM »

He drank my drink too. I swear, I get no respect around here!! 

Here you go!


Awww thanks Northern Rose!! I have enough kitties. Enough to last me a life time, or at least seem like it. I have 7, yes count them 7 rescue kitties, 3 of them are polydactals. Those are the Hemingway cats with many toes. Yep, my small house, tons of kitties, 1 guinea pig/camel Spinone Italiano and an old blind chow/corgi mix who pees on the floor because it's too much trouble to go outside or even ask about it. Yep, living life large here. There isn't much here that is mine, the pets just let me use their stuff cause I have thumbs and can open tuna cans.

Well they have picked you for a reason! Animals have that sense as to who are good people and they choose well!  We were the un-official zoo for a while.  Even had one of the kids teacher's bring his class to the house for a tour.  We had 3 dogs, 5 cats, 3 sets of birds, two salt water tanks, one fresh water tank, and Australian blue lobster, a newt , a gerbil and a frog I had to rescue that jumped on a moving lawnmower. 

OMG, you have me beat!! You sound like my sister who rescues cats . She now feeds out the back of her house, stray cats, possums, and raccoons!
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« Reply #4936 on: July 08, 2009, 10:17:29 PM »

NorthernRose, I can see no reason for you to be having a weather watch of any kind. That is my amatuer forcast, that I think is just as good or better than the professionals.

I am going to try one more thing. Ya'll hold your ears.

TRIMM!!!! SMACK! SMACK! TRIMM!!!!! SMOOCH! SMOOCH!!! TRIMM!!!! SLURP! SLURP!!!! i MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!
TRIMM!!!!!!!!
  an angelic monkey

I did my best. I hope she is asleep for a change. If she is not, maybe she will see this.   
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« Reply #4937 on: July 08, 2009, 10:17:58 PM »

miss Mae,
my reply is under your first..sorry, hopped in your box Monkey Devil!
ooopppss over your first, how did i do that?
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« Reply #4938 on: July 08, 2009, 10:19:05 PM »

Dolce describing what she has done and said as "Embellishments" (Surprised she or anyone she knows can spell that word) is the same as Cindy describing what Casey said as being mere "Mistruths." Dolce, you lied.  You invented a world in which you claimed to live solely for the purpose of making others feel inferior to you.  Let me tell you something.  People who do that feel so inferior in their own selves, that it makes them feel better to make others feel inferior.  Lies are not embellishments.  Lies are lies.  Embellishments make something which already exists a little better, a little prettier.  But you had nothing to work with. Nothing existed.

I think your sudden remorse is because someone threatened to go to your in-laws with what you've done.  I have no feelings about that one way or the other.  I feel that whatever happens is just what you deserve for hurting these people who took you to their hearts and into their lives.  Live with it.

Must go--my pilot has the Lear warming up on the end of the runway.

Babybear we have not met till now but I wubs you! 
Hope the crew knows better than to serve you the champagne that is not chilled properly!



Thanks,
Listen, If my champagne isn't as cold as a mother-in-laws kiss, I get, well, testy.  But my Ripple, I don't care what temperature it is. Just put it in a plain brown paper bag and slip it to me!!


you have to have it in the bag or you can't take it to the park...
just kiddin' Monkey Devil!

Yeah, I know.  Don't you just hate all these rules?
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« Reply #4939 on: July 08, 2009, 10:23:42 PM »

He drank my drink too. I swear, I get no respect around here!! 

Here you go!


Awww thanks Northern Rose!! I have enough kitties. Enough to last me a life time, or at least seem like it. I have 7, yes count them 7 rescue kitties, 3 of them are polydactals. Those are the Hemingway cats with many toes. Yep, my small house, tons of kitties, 1 guinea pig/camel Spinone Italiano and an old blind chow/corgi mix who pees on the floor because it's too much trouble to go outside or even ask about it. Yep, living life large here. There isn't much here that is mine, the pets just let me use their stuff cause I have thumbs and can open tuna cans.

Well they have picked you for a reason! Animals have that sense as to who are good people and they choose well!  We were the un-official zoo for a while.  Even had one of the kids teacher's bring his class to the house for a tour.  We had 3 dogs, 5 cats, 3 sets of birds, two salt water tanks, one fresh water tank, and Australian blue lobster, a newt , a gerbil and a frog I had to rescue that jumped on a moving lawnmower. 

OMG, you have me beat!! You sound like my sister who rescues cats . She now feeds out the back of her house, stray cats, possums, and raccoons!
opossums (see i can spell SOME) LOVE cat food..when i was around eight we had moved to Missouri and had a house with a stone/rock porch...we had about 17 cats at the time (my mom to in strays, and they all went into heat together) anyway, we kept a dish of food inside and out and one night there was a opossum sitting on the porch just munchin' away...i wanted to go pet it but mom said 'NO'...i was gonna' add it to the cat collection
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