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« Reply #5940 on: July 11, 2009, 11:01:55 PM »

I already screamed when I got to my car after shopping. Needed to do that, with all those yuppie smart azz women with their non disposable bags to put their groceries in, and taking their sweet time doing it, because the bag boys were to dumb for them, so they had to do it. I honestly almost screamed in the store. Northern Rose, I hope your back feels better, awful when the back goes out.
Stupid Yuppies, we call them hippies here though. My sister is like them, recycle bags. It drives me mad.
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« Reply #5941 on: July 11, 2009, 11:02:37 PM »

I already screamed when I got to my car after shopping. Needed to do that, with all those yuppie smart azz women with their non disposable bags to put their groceries in, and taking their sweet time doing it, because the bag boys were to dumb for them, so they had to do it. I honestly almost screamed in the store. Northern Rose, I hope your back feels better, awful when the back goes out.

Thank you No Rose.  I twisted the wrong way and pulled something.  I am OK then have shooting pain if I go the wrong way. 

I have a bad back too, NorthernRose. When I get stressed it is worse, and I also break out in hives when I am upset. I am a friggin' mess tonight. 
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« Reply #5942 on: July 11, 2009, 11:03:24 PM »

I feel like this tonight.  Twisted my back and about to pop my second Robax.
I hope your back gets better Northern. Gosh I need to go to bed.
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« Reply #5943 on: July 11, 2009, 11:04:36 PM »

Sorry Monkeys I am so behind.

Sweet monkeys you can talk about whatever you want here as long as Klaas or other Mods approve it.

I am going to go put Josef to bed, find something to eat and go to bed.

I am babysitting tomorrow. Please pray for the child because I don't know what to do with a little kid. I am taking him to church and to the rink.

Nite Monkeys JSM

PS Pray for rain here, my allergies are killing me.  an angelic monkey

Good night JSM & Josef. I will pray for rain, IM, and your little 10 yr old boy.  an angelic monkey
Thanks Fanny and Northern. I have been sneezing horribly this evening. I really need Thor Fanny to send a storm to keep the temps down.  an angelic monkey

It would be a dangerous thing for me to bring Thor Fanny out tonight. No telling what might happen.   
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« Reply #5944 on: July 11, 2009, 11:04:41 PM »

Hello Monkeys
my crazy redneck ex-neighbor came by to spill her drama for the night...i love the gal but how many times can you hear...but I love him...i told her she can always love him..she just doesn't have to live with him..   this lady is older than me, her hubs doesn't work or do anything....i feel for her but only to a point....i didn't know what to say to her after she was done (he doesn't beat her or anything just a general POS) then she left...sorry to say
i did a  after she was gone...
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« Reply #5945 on: July 11, 2009, 11:04:50 PM »

Heading over to catch up on Lindsey's thread.  I see we have a new local on there now.
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« Reply #5946 on: July 11, 2009, 11:08:38 PM »

Sorry Monkeys I am so behind.

Sweet monkeys you can talk about whatever you want here as long as Klaas or other Mods approve it.

I am going to go put Josef to bed, find something to eat and go to bed.

I am babysitting tomorrow. Please pray for the child because I don't know what to do with a little kid. I am taking him to church and to the rink.

Nite Monkeys JSM

PS Pray for rain here, my allergies are killing me.  an angelic monkey

JSM,kids can smell fear a mile away.The most important thing to do is to be yourself.Talk about what each of your interests are and meet in the middle.
I always keep a deck of cards and pencil and paper.You can gain a lot of insight if you take turns drawing stuff.I love to do that.You have to give us a report on your adventure.  an angelic monkey I will say a prayer too.
Thanks Trimm. I will do that. He is the most sweet, smart child I have ever met besides my nephew.

I don't want to post his story, but he isn't with his parents. I talked to him tonight and he is so excited to go ice skating for the first time. Thanks for the tips after church and skatng I guess we can go swimming.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #5947 on: July 11, 2009, 11:11:49 PM »


miss Mae..i hope you don't mean me???

OMG!!! NOOOOOOOO! Never you Mamacrazy. It looks like I have insulted everybody in the thread tonight. I wubs you.  an angelic monkey
oh thank God...i WAS a Scared Monkey again..sorry everyone but i heart miss Mae and i have no idea how many years may be between us...That Lady Knows Me..but i do Love All My Monkeys...yes you are all mine now BUHAHAHAHAH Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey
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« Reply #5948 on: July 11, 2009, 11:12:51 PM »

Nite Monkeys. Big day ahead of me and puter is not working right.
 an angelic monkey Sleep well JSM
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« Reply #5949 on: July 11, 2009, 11:13:15 PM »

Heading over to catch up on Lindsey's thread.  I see we have a new local on there now.
another??? who knows how this will turn out....(monkey shivers, for lack of icon)
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« Reply #5950 on: July 11, 2009, 11:14:40 PM »

Nite Monkeys. Big day ahead of me and puter is not working right.
 an angelic monkey Sleep well JSM
sweet dreams JSM of ice-skates and beautiful costumes jelly-beans.... an angelic monkey
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« Reply #5951 on: July 11, 2009, 11:16:32 PM »

I already screamed when I got to my car after shopping. Needed to do that, with all those yuppie smart azz women with their non disposable bags to put their groceries in, and taking their sweet time doing it, because the bag boys were to dumb for them, so they had to do it. I honestly almost screamed in the store. Northern Rose, I hope your back feels better, awful when the back goes out.

Our nearest Kroger store is not one of the newer ones with wide aisles.
For some reason they decided to get some buggies that look like buses that are huge that you can put 4-6 kids in them. They take up the whole dam*ed aisle, all the while the mom is talking on her cell phone oblivious to the kids screaming and fighting and snatching things off the shelves or that there are other shoppers trying to get past. I usually take my blood pressure pills before I go.

 Then there are seniors day, where the retirement homes load up their buses to bring the residents to the store. They wander around the store looking at everything, and usually end up with one or two items. They get their meals at the retirement homes, so they don't really need anything. It is just a outing destination for them. I have figured out the schedules now, so I usually can miss them on those days. Can't miss the yuppie moms, though. 
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« Reply #5952 on: July 11, 2009, 11:17:17 PM »

I feel like this tonight.  Twisted my back and about to pop my second Robax.
i need a cat like that to catch my mouse...and then to sleep like that 'cause its too cute
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« Reply #5953 on: July 11, 2009, 11:20:11 PM »


miss Mae..i hope you don't mean me???

OMG!!! NOOOOOOOO! Never you Mamacrazy. It looks like I have insulted everybody in the thread tonight. I wubs you.  an angelic monkey
oh thank God...i WAS a Scared Monkey again..sorry everyone but i heart miss Mae and i have no idea how many years may be between us...That Lady Knows Me..but i do Love All My Monkeys...yes you are all mine now BUHAHAHAHAH Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey


Don't mind telling you Mama. 30+, but a young one!!! TOWANDA!!!!

 
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« Reply #5954 on: July 11, 2009, 11:26:17 PM »

I already screamed when I got to my car after shopping. Needed to do that, with all those yuppie smart azz women with their non disposable bags to put their groceries in, and taking their sweet time doing it, because the bag boys were to dumb for them, so they had to do it. I honestly almost screamed in the store. Northern Rose, I hope your back feels better, awful when the back goes out.
Stupid Yuppies, we call them hippies here though. My sister is like them, recycle bags. It drives me mad.
they are yippies JSM..in fact i believe i saw a movie once...(no they are really not yippies, they are soccer moms who would have no idea how to bag their own stuff and think they are doing something by buying the bags....not that i have a problems with the bags themselves....i have a problem with the women with the 12 mpg SUV's and 20$ worth of hair spray that are now doing their part....
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« Reply #5955 on: July 11, 2009, 11:38:11 PM »


miss Mae..i hope you don't mean me???

OMG!!! NOOOOOOOO! Never you Mamacrazy. It looks like I have insulted everybody in the thread tonight. I wubs you.  an angelic monkey
oh thank God...i WAS a Scared Monkey again..sorry everyone but i heart miss Mae and i have no idea how many years may be between us...That Lady Knows Me..but i do Love All My Monkeys...yes you are all mine now BUHAHAHAHAH Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey


Don't mind telling you Mama. 30+, but a young one!!! TOWANDA!!!!

 
you are my hero Lady....your everything i wish i could be, if i could fly higher than an eagle...... for real you are the coolest
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« Reply #5956 on: July 11, 2009, 11:39:40 PM »

JSM...almost the 300
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« Reply #5957 on: July 12, 2009, 12:05:59 AM »


miss Mae..i hope you don't mean me???

OMG!!! NOOOOOOOO! Never you Mamacrazy. It looks like I have insulted everybody in the thread tonight. I wubs you.  an angelic monkey
oh thank God...i WAS a Scared Monkey again..sorry everyone but i heart miss Mae and i have no idea how many years may be between us...That Lady Knows Me..but i do Love All My Monkeys...yes you are all mine now BUHAHAHAHAH Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey


Don't mind telling you Mama. 30+, but a young one!!! TOWANDA!!!!

 
you are my hero Lady....your everything i wish i could be, if i could fly higher than an eagle...... for real you are the coolest

I have flown, Mama, I have flown. I have landed in a heap on my head a few times more that once. But if you know the words to Garth Brooks "The Dance" I have no regrets.  Strive for what you want Mama, and don't settle for less. Do what you want, even when it scares you to death. You will never grow inside, if you don't. You will be surprised what you are made up. Right now you are a very important thing to do, and that is raise BabyCrazy and teach her what she needs to know. That is a very important job. But don't forget about yourself. TOWANDA!!!!  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #5958 on: July 12, 2009, 12:16:42 AM »

I feel like this tonight.  Twisted my back and about to pop my second Robax.
i need a cat like that to catch my mouse...and then to sleep like that 'cause its too cute

I have four, and sometimes it is like living with four grouchy, temperamental teenagers. But I have one very good mouser, that brings me presents and throphys from the outside and lays them on my door mat almost every day. Mice, gophers, bunnys, chipmunks, birds and an occassional squirrel or two. One time he brought a white dove. Figure he got lost from someone's dove release at one of the churches nearby for a wedding. He could take care of a mouse in nothing flat. Only thing, he hates a crate. It is a major event, and like planning a covert war manuver to get him in one. And you don't want to drive very far with him in the car. Luckily, my vet is around the corner.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5959 on: July 12, 2009, 12:50:42 AM »

JSM, you ask me if I am going to Mass tonight, no. And I may not go tomorrow. I am not mad at God, or church, but I don't think I trust myself not going off on the first overperfumed old lady sitting close and making my nose stop up and sneeze. Or the ones that come in half way through mass and want us to move over off our aisle seat so they can sit there. I say they can crawl over me as my hubby can't get out very well.

 I am mad tonight. Maybe I won't be tomorrow. If not, I think God will understand and not want me to mess up a perfectly good mass for everyone else. I need to light so many candles I would have to take one of the blowtorches you use in the kitchen to put a caramelized crust on a fancy desert.   
Fanny, I know just how you feel! Somedays, I'm sure God doesn't want me in church, as all I do is bitch in my head about the bratty kid in front of me, or the old ladies behind me who won't stop passing the parish gossip around during the sermon! Then, I have to make up for it by lighting the $8.00 candles after Mass. I really feel that during this recession, Father should lower the price on the candles! Maybe I'll put a note in the collection basket tomorrow...nah, our Father doesn't have such a good sense of humor.
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