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« Reply #5960 on: July 12, 2009, 01:05:07 AM »

JSM, you ask me if I am going to Mass tonight, no. And I may not go tomorrow. I am not mad at God, or church, but I don't think I trust myself not going off on the first overperfumed old lady sitting close and making my nose stop up and sneeze. Or the ones that come in half way through mass and want us to move over off our aisle seat so they can sit there. I say they can crawl over me as my hubby can't get out very well.

 I am mad tonight. Maybe I won't be tomorrow. If not, I think God will understand and not want me to mess up a perfectly good mass for everyone else. I need to light so many candles I would have to take one of the blowtorches you use in the kitchen to put a caramelized crust on a fancy desert.   
Fanny, I know just how you feel! Somedays, I'm sure God doesn't want me in church, as all I do is bitch in my head about the bratty kid in front of me, or the old ladies behind me who won't stop passing the parish gossip around during the sermon! Then, I have to make up for it by lighting the $8.00 candles after Mass. I really feel that during this recession, Father should lower the price on the candles! Maybe I'll put a note in the collection basket tomorrow...nah, our Father doesn't have such a good sense of humor.

I think tomorrow might be that day to stay home. I will do all my praying right here, and I won't sit there and cry with frustation. I will light my votives here, maybe watch mass for shut ins on tv. I think my prayers and intentions will be ok with God tomorrow.

I am heading to bed. I hope you monkeys know how much you mean to me. Good Night Ya'll, and God Bless.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #5961 on: July 12, 2009, 02:03:38 AM »

Fnny Mae you are hard to keep with.
Just checking to see how you are doing tonight?
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« Reply #5962 on: July 12, 2009, 02:04:12 AM »

Fanny Mae you are hard to keep with.
Just checking to see how you are doing tonight?
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« Reply #5963 on: July 12, 2009, 02:06:37 AM »

Can you believe JSM's Thread is almost on page 300, since June 20th.
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« Reply #5964 on: July 12, 2009, 08:30:40 AM »

Can you believe JSM's Thread is almost on page 300, since June 20th.
I think JSM needs a push.....
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« Reply #5965 on: July 12, 2009, 08:33:12 AM »

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« Reply #5966 on: July 12, 2009, 08:34:16 AM »

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« Reply #5967 on: July 12, 2009, 08:36:22 AM »

Oh, see what I get up to when left alone!
   
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« Reply #5968 on: July 12, 2009, 08:39:27 AM »

And, just for old time's sake (and Northern Rose's)

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« Reply #5969 on: July 12, 2009, 08:44:19 AM »

My favorite so far this am... (love the Tupperware party theme!)
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« Reply #5970 on: July 12, 2009, 08:45:29 AM »

Man, this is hard! Sure hope JSM appreciates my efforts to get her to 300! Wow, won't she be like, the oldest monkey in the cage? We are talking about age, right? Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5971 on: July 12, 2009, 08:47:04 AM »

This is just plain funny! It's an unspoken rule around my house Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5972 on: July 12, 2009, 08:48:30 AM »

Wakey wakey... Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5973 on: July 12, 2009, 08:49:43 AM »

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« Reply #5974 on: July 12, 2009, 08:52:56 AM »

LOL!
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« Reply #5975 on: July 12, 2009, 08:53:52 AM »

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« Reply #5976 on: July 12, 2009, 08:55:05 AM »

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« Reply #5977 on: July 12, 2009, 08:55:50 AM »

Mein Gott! How many stupid posts (mine only, of course!) does it take to fill a page??????????
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« Reply #5978 on: July 12, 2009, 08:56:48 AM »

A winner!
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