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« Reply #5980 on: July 12, 2009, 09:01:14 AM »

OK, I'm done. I now know you can edit the text in photobucket pics (sorry, I didn't see all the little bad words) and I've found a great collection of retro art.

Are ya'll AWAKE yet???
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« Reply #5981 on: July 12, 2009, 09:02:11 AM »

  I did it! Someone sing the "We did it" song from Dora the Explorer now! an angelic monkey
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« Reply #5982 on: July 12, 2009, 09:07:01 AM »

Tevye, You did good!
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« Reply #5983 on: July 12, 2009, 09:11:25 AM »

Tevye, You did good!
Thanks! Now I'm exhausted! got any coffee? Wait, maybe I don't need anymore coffee!
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« Reply #5984 on: July 12, 2009, 09:13:35 AM »

Tevye, You did good!
Thanks! Now I'm exhausted! got any coffee? Wait, maybe I don't need anymore coffee!
I would be glad to brew a fresh pot for you!
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« Reply #5985 on: July 12, 2009, 09:18:32 AM »

Tevye, You did good!
Thanks! Now I'm exhausted! got any coffee? Wait, maybe I don't need anymore coffee!
I would be glad to brew a fresh pot for you!
Thanks, just hold the poison, eh? Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5986 on: July 12, 2009, 09:21:36 AM »

Tevye, You did good!
Thanks! Now I'm exhausted! got any coffee? Wait, maybe I don't need anymore coffee!
I would be glad to brew a fresh pot for you!
Thanks, just hold the poison, eh? Monkey Devil!
How about a little chocolate flavor instead?
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« Reply #5987 on: July 12, 2009, 09:25:54 AM »


How about a little chocolate flavor instead?


Yum yum! Double the caffiene and triple the calories! What could be better?
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« Reply #5988 on: July 12, 2009, 09:27:05 AM »

JSM, you ask me if I am going to Mass tonight, no. And I may not go tomorrow. I am not mad at God, or church, but I don't think I trust myself not going off on the first overperfumed old lady sitting close and making my nose stop up and sneeze. Or the ones that come in half way through mass and want us to move over off our aisle seat so they can sit there. I say they can crawl over me as my hubby can't get out very well.

 I am mad tonight. Maybe I won't be tomorrow. If not, I think God will understand and not want me to mess up a perfectly good mass for everyone else. I need to light so many candles I would have to take one of the blowtorches you use in the kitchen to put a caramelized crust on a fancy desert.   
Fanny, I know just how you feel! Somedays, I'm sure God doesn't want me in church, as all I do is bitch in my head about the bratty kid in front of me, or the old ladies behind me who won't stop passing the parish gossip around during the sermon! Then, I have to make up for it by lighting the $8.00 candles after Mass. I really feel that during this recession, Father should lower the price on the candles! Maybe I'll put a note in the collection basket tomorrow...nah, our Father doesn't have such a good sense of humor.
$8.00 for a candle at church. Ours are $2.00. I usually sit in the back to keep away from the kids.
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« Reply #5989 on: July 12, 2009, 09:29:54 AM »


$8.00 for a candle at church. Ours are $2.00. I usually sit in the back to keep away from the kids.
Ya, for a little country church, you'd think we'd get a deal on the candles. Maybe if I bring my own melted wax and re-fill a slightly used one, I could get away with only $5.00?
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« Reply #5990 on: July 12, 2009, 09:30:47 AM »

 an angelic monkey Y'all did it!! Got past 300 and we still aren't banned yet.

I hope Bearly is around today, so I can say thank you to her.

Tevye I love the coffee pictures, they crack me up. Poison in his coffee.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5991 on: July 12, 2009, 09:31:40 AM »


$8.00 for a candle at church. Ours are $2.00. I usually sit in the back to keep away from the kids.
Ya, for a little country church, you'd think we'd get a deal on the candles. Maybe if I bring my own melted wax and re-fill a slightly used one, I could get away with only $5.00?
I guess since my church is at a University, we get a discount for the poor college students.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5992 on: July 12, 2009, 09:53:19 AM »


Tevye,you're killing me. 
I'll tak this one.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5993 on: July 12, 2009, 09:54:54 AM »

I mean to say take. 
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« Reply #5994 on: July 12, 2009, 10:04:39 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531769,00.html

4 U.S. Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan Blasts

Sunday, July 12, 2009

KABUL —  Bomb blasts killed four U.S. soldiers in southern Afghanistan Saturday, the U.S. military said.

Military spokeswoman Lt. Cmdr. Christine Sidenstricker said improvised explosive devices were behind the attack that led to the four deaths.

Sidenstricker said she had no other details, including the location of the attacks. The military counts homicide bombings and roadside bombs as IEDs, and it wasn't immediately clear which type of attack killed the soldiers.

Sidenstricker also said that a soldier who suffered wounds in Afghanistan in June died in the U.S. on Friday.
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« Reply #5995 on: July 12, 2009, 10:04:46 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys Sorry I didn't say that before. I was trying to catch up between here and Musings.

I watched AMW last night. I hope they do a more in depth story on Lindsey in the future. Something just isn't right about her case. JMO JSM
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« Reply #5996 on: July 12, 2009, 10:06:21 AM »

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4 U.S. Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan Blasts

Sunday, July 12, 2009

KABUL —  Bomb blasts killed four U.S. soldiers in southern Afghanistan Saturday, the U.S. military said.

Military spokeswoman Lt. Cmdr. Christine Sidenstricker said improvised explosive devices were behind the attack that led to the four deaths.

Sidenstricker said she had no other details, including the location of the attacks. The military counts homicide bombings and roadside bombs as IEDs, and it wasn't immediately clear which type of attack killed the soldiers.

Sidenstricker also said that a soldier who suffered wounds in Afghanistan in June died in the U.S. on Friday.

  Thanks Trimm. I haven't even looked at any news sites this morning. I really wish I had some coffee. The diet coke isn't working and Tevye has given me a coffee craving.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #5997 on: July 12, 2009, 10:07:39 AM »

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Pakistan: Usama Bin Laden Isn't Here

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 Usama bin Laden and the top Al Qaeda leadership are not in Pakistan, making U.S. missile attacks against them futile, according to the country’s interior minister.

“If Osama was in Pakistan we would know, with all the thousands of troops we have sent into the tribal areas in recent months,” Rehman Malik told The Sunday Times. “If he and all these four or five top people were in our area they would have been caught, the way we are searching.”

He added: “According to our information Osama is in Afghanistan, probably Kunar, as most of the activities against Pakistan are being directed from Kunar.”
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« Reply #5998 on: July 12, 2009, 10:09:46 AM »

Good Morning, can't wait to see what the day brings 
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« Reply #5999 on: July 12, 2009, 10:16:23 AM »

Good Morning, can't wait to see what the day brings 
Good morning No Rose, I hope it is a calmer day than the last few we have had.  an angelic monkey
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