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« Reply #7200 on: July 17, 2009, 04:32:53 PM »

Those are some good tips Northern Rose, the only one I'm not going to use is  7)     Meditate and communicate with them and invite them to leave...to a better alternative.. Worth a try.   

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« Reply #7201 on: July 17, 2009, 05:00:05 PM »

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« Reply #7202 on: July 17, 2009, 05:05:35 PM »

anyone seen Cappucino lately??
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« Reply #7203 on: July 17, 2009, 05:53:43 PM »

Just dropping by to say HI Monkeys!!

IT'S FRIDAY!!!   
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« Reply #7204 on: July 17, 2009, 05:53:49 PM »

Obama is on, touting the new health plan, and yes, they are going to cram it down our throats. 
Thanks about the ant poison, oh great, when isn't he not on tv blabbing? 

I am so sick of hearing him spew his bullchit,I can't stand much more.
O.K.,hubby goes to the Dr.He tells him that he has to go to therapy twice a week,after workman's comp sets it up.
Then he writes him an excuse and releases him to go to work using one arm.Yeah,I know it sounds funny.I even laughed until I got mad and started crying.I have had it.
Hubby is a Master Plumber/GasPipe Fitter.He has a CDL license and he also can operate any kind of heavy equipment you can think of.
All of the above require the use of both arms,and he is right handed,which happens to be the arm he had surgery on.WTF ?He can't even drive the trucks or equipment right now.
So I told him to call his lawyer and make sure nothing happens to his workman's comp money he gets weekly.He had to go outside because I was having a screaming fit.
   I really have a sense of humor,but I have to go find it.   
I am sick of Obama and his cronies and I am sick of Jose Baez,and the Anthonys.
I need Xanax.   


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« Reply #7205 on: July 17, 2009, 05:54:35 PM »

Those are some good tips Northern Rose, the only one I'm not going to use is  7)     Meditate and communicate with them and invite them to leave...to a better alternative.. Worth a try.   

If meditate and communicate would work, I would send all mine to Hopelessping Dr in Orlando. 
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« Reply #7206 on: July 17, 2009, 05:54:42 PM »

Just dropping by to say HI Monkeys!!

IT'S FRIDAY!!!   

Hey CBB.I love your avi.   
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« Reply #7207 on: July 17, 2009, 05:55:23 PM »

Just dropping by to say HI Monkeys!!

IT'S FRIDAY!!!   

Hi! CBB!! 
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« Reply #7208 on: July 17, 2009, 05:55:26 PM »

Afternoon monkeys, I wasn't able to post, but lurked while I was at work this afternoon.

I loved Suzie Smartymouth Fanny.

No Rose, sorry about your ants, I had them in my apartment, they were coming from the apartment next door. At least it was ants and not roaches. I would be outta here if I had bugs.

Hope everyone is having a good afternoon and staying cool. JSM
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« Reply #7209 on: July 17, 2009, 05:56:00 PM »

Those are some good tips Northern Rose, the only one I'm not going to use is  7)     Meditate and communicate with them and invite them to leave...to a better alternative.. Worth a try.   

If meditate and communicate would work, I would send all mine to Hopelessping Dr in Orlando. 

Oh,why stop there.Lets make travel plans for them.I can think of several places to send them. 
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« Reply #7210 on: July 17, 2009, 05:56:12 PM »

Just dropping by to say HI Monkeys!!

IT'S FRIDAY!!!   
HI CBB. How is your Kubear today?  an angelic monkey JSM
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« Reply #7211 on: July 17, 2009, 05:57:03 PM »

Afternoon monkeys, I wasn't able to post, but lurked while I was at work this afternoon.

I loved Suzie Smartymouth Fanny.

No Rose, sorry about your ants, I had them in my apartment, they were coming from the apartment next door. At least it was ants and not roaches. I would be outta here if I had bugs.

Hope everyone is having a good afternoon and staying cool. JSM

Oh yeah,roaches can survive anything. 
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« Reply #7212 on: July 17, 2009, 05:57:35 PM »

Obama is on, touting the new health plan, and yes, they are going to cram it down our throats. 
Thanks about the ant poison, oh great, when isn't he not on tv blabbing? 

I am so sick of hearing him spew his bullchit,I can't stand much more.
O.K.,hubby goes to the Dr.He tells him that he has to go to therapy twice a week,after workman's comp sets it up.
Then he writes him an excuse and releases him to go to work using one arm.Yeah,I know it sounds funny.I even laughed until I got mad and started crying.I have had it.
Hubby is a Master Plumber/GasPipe Fitter.He has a CDL license and he also can operate any kind of heavy equipment you can think of.
All of the above require the use of both arms,and he is right handed,which happens to be the arm he had surgery on.WTF ?He can't even drive the trucks or equipment right now.
So I told him to call his lawyer and make sure nothing happens to his workman's comp money he gets weekly.He had to go outside because I was having a screaming fit.
   I really have a sense of humor,but I have to go find it.   
I am sick of Obama and his cronies and I am sick of Jose Baez,and the Anthonys.
I need Xanax.   




Here!!! Have a Miller Lite!!! I will share with you as long as you need! 
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« Reply #7213 on: July 17, 2009, 05:58:27 PM »

Obama is on, touting the new health plan, and yes, they are going to cram it down our throats. 
Thanks about the ant poison, oh great, when isn't he not on tv blabbing? 

I am so sick of hearing him spew his bullchit,I can't stand much more.
O.K.,hubby goes to the Dr.He tells him that he has to go to therapy twice a week,after workman's comp sets it up.
Then he writes him an excuse and releases him to go to work using one arm.Yeah,I know it sounds funny.I even laughed until I got mad and started crying.I have had it.
Hubby is a Master Plumber/GasPipe Fitter.He has a CDL license and he also can operate any kind of heavy equipment you can think of.
All of the above require the use of both arms,and he is right handed,which happens to be the arm he had surgery on.WTF ?He can't even drive the trucks or equipment right now.
So I told him to call his lawyer and make sure nothing happens to his workman's comp money he gets weekly.He had to go outside because I was having a screaming fit.
   I really have a sense of humor,but I have to go find it.   
I am sick of Obama and his cronies and I am sick of Jose Baez,and the Anthonys.
I need Xanax.   



I'm sorry Trimm. That doctor is a putz if he said he could go back to work.

I too am sick of the O and his cronies, Baez, the Ants. I would gladly give you a xanax if you were here. 
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« Reply #7214 on: July 17, 2009, 05:59:36 PM »

Afternoon monkeys, I wasn't able to post, but lurked while I was at work this afternoon.

I loved Suzie Smartymouth Fanny.

No Rose, sorry about your ants, I had them in my apartment, they were coming from the apartment next door. At least it was ants and not roaches. I would be outta here if I had bugs.

Hope everyone is having a good afternoon and staying cool. JSM

Oh yeah,roaches can survive anything. 
They can't survive my size 8 flip flop.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #7215 on: July 17, 2009, 05:59:59 PM »

Those are some good tips Northern Rose, the only one I'm not going to use is  7)     Meditate and communicate with them and invite them to leave...to a better alternative.. Worth a try.   

If meditate and communicate would work, I would send all mine to Hopelessping Dr in Orlando. 

Oh,why stop there.Lets make travel plans for them.I can think of several places to send them. 

They might enjoy the White House. 

If we had fleas, I would send them to Nancy Pelosi.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #7216 on: July 17, 2009, 06:00:26 PM »

Obama is on, touting the new health plan, and yes, they are going to cram it down our throats. 
Thanks about the ant poison, oh great, when isn't he not on tv blabbing? 

I am so sick of hearing him spew his bullchit,I can't stand much more.
O.K.,hubby goes to the Dr.He tells him that he has to go to therapy twice a week,after workman's comp sets it up.
Then he writes him an excuse and releases him to go to work using one arm.Yeah,I know it sounds funny.I even laughed until I got mad and started crying.I have had it.
Hubby is a Master Plumber/GasPipe Fitter.He has a CDL license and he also can operate any kind of heavy equipment you can think of.
All of the above require the use of both arms,and he is right handed,which happens to be the arm he had surgery on.WTF ?He can't even drive the trucks or equipment right now.
So I told him to call his lawyer and make sure nothing happens to his workman's comp money he gets weekly.He had to go outside because I was having a screaming fit.
   I really have a sense of humor,but I have to go find it.   
I am sick of Obama and his cronies and I am sick of Jose Baez,and the Anthonys.
I need Xanax.   




Here!!! Have a Miller Lite!!! I will share with you as long as you need! 

Thanks Fanny.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #7217 on: July 17, 2009, 06:01:02 PM »

Those are some good tips Northern Rose, the only one I'm not going to use is  7)     Meditate and communicate with them and invite them to leave...to a better alternative.. Worth a try.   

If meditate and communicate would work, I would send all mine to Hopelessping Dr in Orlando. 

Oh,why stop there.Lets make travel plans for them.I can think of several places to send them. 

They might enjoy the White House. 

If we had fleas, I would send them to Nancy Pelosi.  Monkey Devil!

And crotch crickets.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #7218 on: July 17, 2009, 06:01:45 PM »

Afternoon monkeys, I wasn't able to post, but lurked while I was at work this afternoon.

I loved Suzie Smartymouth Fanny.

No Rose, sorry about your ants, I had them in my apartment, they were coming from the apartment next door. At least it was ants and not roaches. I would be outta here if I had bugs.

Hope everyone is having a good afternoon and staying cool. JSM

Oh yeah,roaches can survive anything. 
They can't survive my size 8 flip flop.  Monkey Devil!

 Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #7219 on: July 17, 2009, 06:03:26 PM »

Obama is on, touting the new health plan, and yes, they are going to cram it down our throats. 
Thanks about the ant poison, oh great, when isn't he not on tv blabbing? 

I am so sick of hearing him spew his bullchit,I can't stand much more.
O.K.,hubby goes to the Dr.He tells him that he has to go to therapy twice a week,after workman's comp sets it up.
Then he writes him an excuse and releases him to go to work using one arm.Yeah,I know it sounds funny.I even laughed until I got mad and started crying.I have had it.
Hubby is a Master Plumber/GasPipe Fitter.He has a CDL license and he also can operate any kind of heavy equipment you can think of.
All of the above require the use of both arms,and he is right handed,which happens to be the arm he had surgery on.WTF ?He can't even drive the trucks or equipment right now.
So I told him to call his lawyer and make sure nothing happens to his workman's comp money he gets weekly.He had to go outside because I was having a screaming fit.
   I really have a sense of humor,but I have to go find it.   
I am sick of Obama and his cronies and I am sick of Jose Baez,and the Anthonys.
I need Xanax.   



I'm sorry Trimm. That doctor is a putz if he said he could go back to work.

I too am sick of the O and his cronies, Baez, the Ants. I would gladly give you a xanax if you were here. 

I know you would.   an angelic monkey
The highlight of my day is know O is pizzed.    Monkey Devil!
Democrats are even breaking ranks.   
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