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« Reply #80 on: June 24, 2009, 05:05:15 PM »

an angelic monkey Prayers for the people on the Metro line in DC. I think my sister and I traveled on that line in DC. I know Sassy lives up that way, so if she rides a train, prayers for her.

Also, I hope Northern Rose is okay in the earthquake. TIA JSM

Thanks JSM.   The Metro accident is actually in NE Washington - near the Naval Hospital, Bethesda - where we get all our medical work done.   I actually live about an hour South of DC.    Unfortunately, they are reporting 9 people have died, and they have not yet finished their recovery. 

I wanted to ask you whatever happened with that new neighbor dude that magically appeared every time you went out to walk Josef?    Did he finally get the message from you and Josef to "back off"?

Thanks for asking this, Desi.  I have been meaning to ask her and I think about it when I am not near a computer.

JSM, you should go through your posts and pick out things you have already said and then elaborate on them here.  That way we will never forget any of your great insights.  I think you have a unique way of saying things and give us a wonderful peek into what makes people tick, that is so on target, it makes people laugh.  No one is laughing at you (and if they were, they aren't now, you have your own blog--so take that you meanies!  She is a star and you are dust).

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« Reply #81 on: June 24, 2009, 05:06:32 PM »

an angelic monkey Prayers for the people on the Metro line in DC. I think my sister and I traveled on that line in DC. I know Sassy lives up that way, so if she rides a train, prayers for her.

Also, I hope Northern Rose is okay in the earthquake. TIA JSM

Thanks JSM.   The Metro accident is actually in NE Washington - near the Naval Hospital, Bethesda - where we get all our medical work done.   I actually live about an hour South of DC.    Unfortunately, they are reporting 9 people have died, and they have not yet finished their recovery. 

I wanted to ask you whatever happened with that new neighbor dude that magically appeared every time you went out to walk Josef?    Did he finally get the message from you and Josef to "back off"?

I think she said she blew beer breath on him the last time she saw him.  Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

 

Now he will follow her everywhere!!!

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« Reply #82 on: June 24, 2009, 05:08:35 PM »

an angelic monkey Prayers for the people on the Metro line in DC. I think my sister and I traveled on that line in DC. I know Sassy lives up that way, so if she rides a train, prayers for her.

Also, I hope Northern Rose is okay in the earthquake. TIA JSM

Thanks JSM.   The Metro accident is actually in NE Washington - near the Naval Hospital, Bethesda - where we get all our medical work done.   I actually live about an hour South of DC.    Unfortunately, they are reporting 9 people have died, and they have not yet finished their recovery. 

I wanted to ask you whatever happened with that new neighbor dude that magically appeared every time you went out to walk Josef?    Did he finally get the message from you and Josef to "back off"?

I think she said she blew beer breath on him the last time she saw him.  Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

   Hi Fanny.  I'm glad things went well for your hubby today.    My hubby hasn't gotten the results of his colonscopy/biopsy, yet - but I think no news is good news.  My daughter did get her results today - the mole contained no cancer.   YAY!    We're heading to the beach next week - and I have a feeling she'll finally agree to use a ton of sun screen after that scare!   

Good news on your daughter!!  Praying for good news for the husband, too.

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« Reply #83 on: June 24, 2009, 06:49:26 PM »

The saluting video is cool.       

Thanks for answering the question about your stalker dude.   Sounds like he didn't want you to get a good look at his blonde friend -maybe she really was a he !        Maybe you should teach Josef to bite him in the butt. 

BTW - I think it is so funny that you have to throw hot dogs at him to get out the door.   So what do you do, carry a package of hot dogs in your purse?   Maybe you should try vienna sausages.    hehe

When you take him to doggy day care, does he get along with the other dogs or does he find himself in time-out?

Fanny - thanks for the instructions on posting the youtubes.
Stalker dude's friend I really think looked like a dude.  I wish Joe would bite him in the butt.

I used to carry a bunch of slim jims in my purse, but now I just grab a hotdog, run to the door, toss it in the air, Joe catches it and I am out the door. It is all in the timing.

Poor Josef doesn't play well with others so when he goes into the playroom he is all by himself, looking out the window. They say he never moves until he sees a car the color of mine, then he jumps up. The girls go in there and love on him. He also gets to go in the bosses office a lot so he doesn't have to stay in his cage. They spoil him tremendously.

Awww.   That's so sweet.               He must really love you.     How old is he?

I have 4 spoiled siamese cats.   I taught two of them to fetch - like the cat in this video.    (This isn't my cat - but I do have three seal points that look like him - and one blue point).

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What an adorable cat. I didn't know cats play fetch, that's pretty cool. The only cats I know are the feral cats that hate Josef. I bet yours are  pretty. Josef is either 10 or 11, so he is an old man.    He is (knock on wood) pretty good health considering his past health history. If I added up his total vet bills and doggy day care, I could buy me a brand new car.

I picked him up from daycare today and one of the girl's boyfriend was their and Josef went up and just bit him in the butt. Scared the guy to death. They all told the bf, he is now part of the bite in the butt family.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #84 on: June 24, 2009, 06:55:30 PM »

The saluting video is cool.       

Thanks for answering the question about your stalker dude.   Sounds like he didn't want you to get a good look at his blonde friend -maybe she really was a he !        Maybe you should teach Josef to bite him in the butt. 

BTW - I think it is so funny that you have to throw hot dogs at him to get out the door.   So what do you do, carry a package of hot dogs in your purse?   Maybe you should try vienna sausages.    hehe

When you take him to doggy day care, does he get along with the other dogs or does he find himself in time-out?

Fanny - thanks for the instructions on posting the youtubes.
Stalker dude's friend I really think looked like a dude.  I wish Joe would bite him in the butt.

I used to carry a bunch of slim jims in my purse, but now I just grab a hotdog, run to the door, toss it in the air, Joe catches it and I am out the door. It is all in the timing.

Poor Josef doesn't play well with others so when he goes into the playroom he is all by himself, looking out the window. They say he never moves until he sees a car the color of mine, then he jumps up. The girls go in there and love on him. He also gets to go in the bosses office a lot so he doesn't have to stay in his cage. They spoil him tremendously.

Awww.   That's so sweet.               He must really love you.     How old is he?

I have 4 spoiled siamese cats.   I taught two of them to fetch - like the cat in this video.    (This isn't my cat - but I do have three seal points that look like him - and one blue point).

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Sassy, that cat reminds me of what my Smokie does. She is not a siamese however. Everytime I eat a Klondyke bar, she stands if front of me till I am finished. I ball up the aluminum wrapper and toss it for her. She plays with it and bats it around and chases it for as long as it doesn't go under a piece of funiture and she can no longer reach it. One time we dismantled our heavy maple hutch to clean under it, and there were over a dozen Klondyke wrapper balls under there.  Monkey Devil!

BTW, Smokie gets a dollop of whipped cream in a bowl every nite and she waits for it. It started years ago with us eating icecream at the dining room table at night, and she got her whipped cream. She has never missed a night since. When we go out of town, the pet sitter gets instructions to give her cream when he would come late in the evening to feed and check on them. He comes in the mornings too. I found a great pet sitter. He leaves us a daily report on the kitchen counter to let us know how things were going. 
I thought Josef was spoiled. Your cat gets whipped cream. That is too awesome Fanny!  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #85 on: June 24, 2009, 06:59:29 PM »

I'm writing with invisible ink today...

So I thought I'd come here and ask JSM how the ice skating is going?  Are you still doing it?  I haven't heard you mention it in a while since you had your fall on the steps with flip flops and blew out your knee.
Hey Lovin, just getting here tonight. Work has been crazy. You are never invisible.  an angelic monkey Yes I am back to skating, it is hard going back being off the ice for so long. I should be at the rink tonight but work kicked my butt today. Starting next week I will be able to post during the day in my blog. Thanks for asking about my skating. Someday I will post a video of me that is worth a darn, but when I get better. Hugs JSM
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« Reply #86 on: June 24, 2009, 07:01:13 PM »

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I don't post much in the Caylee thread but read there every day. I just wanted to say how cool it was of Bearly to give you your own thread. You are a very sweet women and have some very good questions. Don't sale your self short. 
  an angelic monkey Thanks Green Eyes for coming to my thread. It was sweet of Bearly to give me my on thread. Thanks for saying I am sweet and ask good questions, usually my questions are silly or off topic, but there are a few good one thrown in. Thanks for posting.  an angelic monkey JSM
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« Reply #87 on: June 24, 2009, 07:04:41 PM »

Fanny - funny about the klondyke bars and your cat.   My hubby eats one almost every evening after dinner.  I'm not going to tell him your story because I'm afraid he might teach our cats to do that!     
I'm not going to tell my cats that Smokie gets whipped cream every night, either.   

JSM - just want you to know that I never thought you were a dumb monkey.   I got a feeling you're a very creative person.
Thanks Sassy for not thinking I am dumb monkey, I just ask some dumb questions. I wish I were a creative person.  Sadly, the only thing I can do is ice skate and I don't even do that very well.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #88 on: June 24, 2009, 07:08:25 PM »

an angelic monkey Prayers for the people on the Metro line in DC. I think my sister and I traveled on that line in DC. I know Sassy lives up that way, so if she rides a train, prayers for her.

Also, I hope Northern Rose is okay in the earthquake. TIA JSM

Thanks JSM.   The Metro accident is actually in NE Washington - near the Naval Hospital, Bethesda - where we get all our medical work done.   I actually live about an hour South of DC.    Unfortunately, they are reporting 9 people have died, and they have not yet finished their recovery. 

I wanted to ask you whatever happened with that new neighbor dude that magically appeared every time you went out to walk Josef?    Did he finally get the message from you and Josef to "back off"?

Thanks for asking this, Desi.  I have been meaning to ask her and I think about it when I am not near a computer.

JSM, you should go through your posts and pick out things you have already said and then elaborate on them here.  That way we will never forget any of your great insights.  I think you have a unique way of saying things and give us a wonderful peek into what makes people tick, that is so on target, it makes people laugh.  No one is laughing at you (and if they were, they aren't now, you have your own blog--so take that you meanies!  She is a star and you are dust).


Bearly, do you mean my old posts on Caylee? Thanks so much for my blog and believing in me!!!!! You don't know how happy it has made me. I know no one laughs "at" in a mean way, back in the day they did, but they actually got the ban button. Thanks for saying I am a star. You are the superstar for all you do in your life. Hugs JSM
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« Reply #89 on: June 24, 2009, 07:09:19 PM »

an angelic monkey Prayers for the people on the Metro line in DC. I think my sister and I traveled on that line in DC. I know Sassy lives up that way, so if she rides a train, prayers for her.

Also, I hope Northern Rose is okay in the earthquake. TIA JSM

Thanks JSM.   The Metro accident is actually in NE Washington - near the Naval Hospital, Bethesda - where we get all our medical work done.   I actually live about an hour South of DC.    Unfortunately, they are reporting 9 people have died, and they have not yet finished their recovery. 

I wanted to ask you whatever happened with that new neighbor dude that magically appeared every time you went out to walk Josef?    Did he finally get the message from you and Josef to "back off"?

I think she said she blew beer breath on him the last time she saw him.  Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

 

Now he will follow her everywhere!!!


Noooooooo. He is so creepy.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #90 on: June 24, 2009, 07:10:05 PM »

an angelic monkey Prayers for the people on the Metro line in DC. I think my sister and I traveled on that line in DC. I know Sassy lives up that way, so if she rides a train, prayers for her.

Also, I hope Northern Rose is okay in the earthquake. TIA JSM

Thanks JSM.   The Metro accident is actually in NE Washington - near the Naval Hospital, Bethesda - where we get all our medical work done.   I actually live about an hour South of DC.    Unfortunately, they are reporting 9 people have died, and they have not yet finished their recovery. 

I wanted to ask you whatever happened with that new neighbor dude that magically appeared every time you went out to walk Josef?    Did he finally get the message from you and Josef to "back off"?

I think she said she blew beer breath on him the last time she saw him.  Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

   Hi Fanny.  I'm glad things went well for your hubby today.    My hubby hasn't gotten the results of his colonscopy/biopsy, yet - but I think no news is good news.  My daughter did get her results today - the mole contained no cancer.   YAY!    We're heading to the beach next week - and I have a feeling she'll finally agree to use a ton of sun screen after that scare!   

Good news on your daughter!!  Praying for good news for the husband, too.


I'm praying for Sassy's husband too.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #91 on: June 24, 2009, 08:09:25 PM »

Since I am now able to put up youtube videos, I saw this on a blog that I can't remember but I think it was one that has naughty bits that I scroll down so if I get in trouble for not giving any credit to that blog. Please don't ban me mods. I just thought it was beautiful and had never seen it. TIA JSM

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« Reply #92 on: June 24, 2009, 09:09:26 PM »

I found this on a blog called HotAir today. Just made me laugh because I am a Monkey. Not one that would do a naughty thing to a president, just  thougt it was funny.

 (Reuters) - A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a news conference on Wednesday.

Banda softly shouted: "You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket," and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.

"Perhaps these are blessings," he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats at the State House presidential offices.

Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda's residence and his office. There are also many species of antelope and birds in the State House grounds.

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« Reply #93 on: June 24, 2009, 09:19:59 PM »

That's good news Sassy about your daughter  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #94 on: June 24, 2009, 09:21:41 PM »

Can on come on hear and say that if I hear one more kid in this neighborhood scream or bounce a ball, I'm going to scream, and scare everybody. 
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« Reply #95 on: June 24, 2009, 10:03:44 PM »

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« Reply #96 on: June 24, 2009, 10:04:05 PM »

Can on come on hear and say that if I hear one more kid in this neighborhood scream or bounce a ball, I'm going to scream, and scare everybody. 

Just suit up and run out there.Ask which team you're on.  Monkey Devil!
If you wanna hear screams reversed....get a mask like the guy in Halloween wears.Michael Myers is scarry.
Wait til dusk and just walk the perimeter of your yard.  Monkey Devil! Better yet just fill your cooler up with beer and get a lounge chair and make an evening out of it. 
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« Reply #97 on: June 24, 2009, 10:05:54 PM »

Can on come on hear and say that if I hear one more kid in this neighborhood scream or bounce a ball, I'm going to scream, and scare everybody. 
Sorry No Rose I wasn't here, but you are welcome to come here any time. Do you want me to send Josef your way. He will send kids scrambling home. At least that is what he does here. I hope your evening gets better. Luv JSM and Josef.
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« Reply #98 on: June 24, 2009, 10:31:43 PM »

Can on come on hear and say that if I hear one more kid in this neighborhood scream or bounce a ball, I'm going to scream, and scare everybody. 

Just suit up and run out there.Ask which team you're on.  Monkey Devil!
If you wanna hear screams reversed....get a mask like the guy in Halloween wears.Michael Myers is scarry.
Wait til dusk and just walk the perimeter of your yard.  Monkey Devil! Better yet just fill your cooler up with beer and get a lounge chair and make an evening out of it. 
Or grab a chain saw and run after them (without the chains).  Monkey Devil! I wouldn't want to have to go bail No Rose out of jail. I would do it though. If I had the money. I bet LP would bail her out, he probably doesn't take to kindly to little brats either. JMO JSM

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« Reply #99 on: June 24, 2009, 10:34:58 PM »

Good night monkeys if you come to look at my "blog". Thanks for all who have posted here tonight.

I haven't been able to put up any funnys and such, but I really appreciate anyone who comes here to lurk or post.

I don't have much to say on topic in threads and I am glad to have this place to post my thoughts and let other monkeys come here and let steam off.

I hope that is okay with the mods. TIA JSM

Good night for now. See you in the Monkey Morning!!!!  an angelic monkey
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