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« Reply #880 on: June 29, 2009, 04:21:23 PM »

NorthernRose,LMAO. 
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« Reply #881 on: June 29, 2009, 04:23:04 PM »

I have to go check on the pepper steak I am slow cooking for diner and do a few loads of laundry.  See you guys later.
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« Reply #882 on: June 29, 2009, 04:27:14 PM »

See you later NorthernRose. 
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« Reply #883 on: June 29, 2009, 04:28:02 PM »

He's Alive!!! The way he is moving his head around, he looks like he would be fighting them if he wasn't strapped down on the gurney. Could be a bad head injury too. JMO
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« Reply #884 on: June 29, 2009, 04:33:47 PM »

He's Alive!!! The way he is moving his head around, he looks like he would be fighting them if he wasn't strapped down on the gurney. Could be a bad head injury too. JMO
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« Reply #885 on: June 29, 2009, 04:46:02 PM »

I have to go check on the pepper steak I am slow cooking for diner and do a few loads of laundry.  See you guys later.

Northern Rose is the best cook. Everytime she says what she is having, I wish I had thought of what she is having dinner myself! Her and A1! Yum!   
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« Reply #886 on: June 29, 2009, 04:51:21 PM »

I have to go check on the pepper steak I am slow cooking for diner and do a few loads of laundry.  See you guys later.
Yum, that sounds good, see you later.
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« Reply #887 on: June 29, 2009, 05:05:07 PM »

Shep kept talking about the guy's tires. I think they must have been some of those tires that won't go flat. JMO
I didn't know there were tires that won't go flat  I really need to get caught up with technology.

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ERR....I think the driver's front steer tire may have failed.   

are you sure that wasn't George and Spindy? They were at a racetrack recently and now they are MIA
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« Reply #888 on: June 29, 2009, 05:09:15 PM »

Darn I'm in the quote box!!

 

You are no longer a new monkey!

btw, you magically got out.

Hint:  Use the preview button first, if you like it, then post.


I SAW what you did - thank  you!

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« Reply #889 on: June 29, 2009, 05:15:41 PM »

I have to go check on the pepper steak I am slow cooking for diner and do a few loads of laundry.  See you guys later.
Yum, that sounds good, see you later.
Hmmmm, pepper steak.  That sounds good. Do you ever make Steak Diane???  I take a large round steak and beat the durn thing to smithereens with the edge of a saucer while I am dredging in flour and salt and pepper.  Then I heat a tiny bit of olive oil in a 12 inch electric pan.  I cook the steak really slow, then I add a can of tomato juice and cut green peppers on the top, let that simmer a bit.  Make some mashed potatoes and green beans and hoopla - dinner!!!!1
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« Reply #890 on: June 29, 2009, 05:20:45 PM »

Stead Diane sounds very good also 
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« Reply #891 on: June 29, 2009, 05:36:03 PM »

Ruth Madoff is making a statement about her husband.

Best thing she should do is run like he77 from to courtroom. She is making it sound like she knew nothing about it all.....

As she goes along her merry way.....she is embarrassed. 

Yeah,embarrassed she night have to eat taco bell with the rest of us.  Monkey Devil!
Trade in her fur coat for a denim jacket.
Try to find a good deal on a used Ford pickup truck.
Go to work a the Dairy Queen.  No offense to the Dairy Queen..I love it. 
I gotta stop....lightening is gonna get me.   Monkey Devil!
Yeah I thought I read she was going to have to live off measly 2.5 million. BOO FREAKIN HOO CRY ME A RIVER.

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« Reply #892 on: June 29, 2009, 06:05:46 PM »

NORTHERN ROSE, It sound like we would be safer if we went back to kerosene latern and parrafin candles!! Gad! You practically have to put on a HazMat suit to just clean up a busted light bulb! 

 

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« Reply #893 on: June 29, 2009, 06:09:14 PM »

Hubby's daughter refuses to use the new bulbs too after hearing about the mercury.
Our Electrical Cooperative sent out free samples of the new bulbs.I don't like the idea of trying to force our hand on stuff like this.

We had a lovely lady go door to door to hand out bulbs.  I was having a bad day when she came to my door and pretty much lectured her about research findings and how dangerous they were and that she should be wearing a hazmat suit and get leukemia insurance as she was pretty much carrying around a box of dirty bombs.
 

I would have loved to see that. 

Me three!!!

 

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« Reply #894 on: June 29, 2009, 06:09:56 PM »

I have to go check on the pepper steak I am slow cooking for diner and do a few loads of laundry.  See you guys later.
Yum, that sounds good, see you later.
Hmmmm, pepper steak.  That sounds good. Do you ever make Steak Diane???  I take a large round steak and beat the durn thing to smithereens with the edge of a saucer while I am dredging in flour and salt and pepper.  Then I hear a tiny bit of olive oil in a 12 inch electric pan.  I cook the steak really slow, then I add a can of tomato juice and cut green peppers on the top, let that simmer a bit.  Make some mashed pototatoes and green beans and hoopla - dinner!!!!1

Sounds wonderful!  My peppersteak is just as easy.  I take a good size round steak and slice it into strips (as thick as the steak to make them symmetrical and about 2 inches long..  Brown in olive oil and season with garlic powder.  Throw in crock pot then add  one can of stewed tomatoes, one onion chopped, two chopped red or green peppers, 3 Tbsp soya sauce , 1Tbsp brown sugar, and 1/3 cup beef stock with 1 Tbsp cornstarch mixed in first.  Put on lid and slow cook for about 4 hours.  Doing smashed spuds and corn on the cob.
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« Reply #895 on: June 29, 2009, 06:10:41 PM »

It's weird about mercury - I remember being given little balls of mercury to roll around in my science class. Of course I also remember when I was a young kid h aving fun X-raying my feet in a step in machine to see if my shoes fit - no wonder I look the way I do!:MonkeyDance::

I know what you mean Grumbles. When we were kids, if someone was "lucky" enough to break a thermometer, we would pass little droplets around and everyone got one. We would put it on nickles and quarters and really make them shiny. The way you hear it now, if that was going on in a classroom, we would have been a HazMat event and we would probably have all dropped dead on the spot. I have made it through many years, and besides being goofy a lot of the time, I don't think I have any symtoms.

Does mercury make you goofy??

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« Reply #896 on: June 29, 2009, 06:13:06 PM »

It's weird about mercury - I remember being given little balls of mercury to roll around in my science class. Of course I also remember when I was a young kid h aving fun X-raying my feet in a step in machine to see if my shoes fit - no wonder I look the way I do!:MonkeyDance::

I know what you mean Grumbles. When we were kids, if someone was "lucky" enough to break a thermometer, we would pass little droplets around and everyone got one. We would put it on nickles and quarters and really make them shiny. The way you hear it now, if that was going on in a classroom, we would have been a HazMat event and we would probably have all dropped dead on the spot. I have made it through many years, and besides being goofy a lot of the time, I don't think I have any symtoms.

Does mercury make you goofy??

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It gives you a big red butt!!!


 



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« Reply #897 on: June 29, 2009, 06:13:09 PM »

It's weird about mercury - I remember being given little balls of mercury to roll around in my science class. Of course I also remember when I was a young kid h aving fun X-raying my feet in a step in machine to see if my shoes fit - no wonder I look the way I do!:MonkeyDance::

I know what you mean Grumbles. When we were kids, if someone was "lucky" enough to break a thermometer, we would pass little droplets around and everyone got one. We would put it on nickles and quarters and really make them shiny. The way you hear it now, if that was going on in a classroom, we would have been a HazMat event and we would probably have all dropped dead on the spot. I have made it through many years, and besides being goofy a lot of the time, I don't think I have any symtoms.

Does mercury make you goofy??

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It gives you a big red butt!!!


 


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« Reply #898 on: June 29, 2009, 06:14:35 PM »

Mmmmm, Northern Rose that sounds good too.  writing that down.
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« Reply #899 on: June 29, 2009, 06:14:44 PM »

Grumbles and Fanny I have heard that also about those light bulbs, another good reason to not have them. While I'm at it, I like plastic bags, when I go to the store, I want plastic bags, I use plastic bags for many things. No, I don't want to buy fabric bags to go back and forth to the store with. I'm very set in my ways, I would like to be June Cleaver waltzing around my house in pearls, and have the small problems her and Ward had with the kids. Sounds lovely to me.

Are you sure we are not really sister????
  I think we are. I was just kidding about being blown up, but I was starting to get concerned, because you know they do those tests on the tv in case of an emergency, and they did two tests today 

 

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