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« Reply #2400 on: July 02, 2009, 08:32:11 PM »

OMG Fanny you didn't? If you did, I hope you made the news!

BREAKING NEWS ALERT......... LADY WITH GEESE FLASHES BOOBS FOR WORLD TO SEE......  Monkey Devil!

It was more than bewbs.   
I am ready for them if they come back after dark with their night vision.   
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« Reply #2401 on: July 02, 2009, 08:32:58 PM »

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« Reply #2402 on: July 02, 2009, 08:33:02 PM »

Just so I can feel really crappy about my cooking skills, what are you cooking for dinner tonight Norther Rose?
Sorry Lovin I left to go make dinner. 
Dry ribs, stir fry and noodles.  I took a pic to put with the dry rib recipe I gave A1 .
I'm stuffed from my delicious gourmet meal I prepared  but I'm drooling anyway!!!!! YUM!

That does look good. 
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« Reply #2403 on: July 02, 2009, 08:33:17 PM »

hey...I JUST WON A WEE...for the 102nd time....i'm gonna' have to start selling them off.

Don't hold you breath!! 
maybe we can trade them in for the 'old' light bulbs...i have to admit i bought one of the swirleys 'cause i thought i'd 'do my part'..anyway i take the dam thing home, go to put it in the socket in the bathroom (and yep, i got the movie star thing and ALL ceramic tile floors) drop it and cussed for about 15 minuets....wouldn't have been so mad if the thing hadn't have cost me 5 bucks...
I hope you wore your hazmat suit to clean it up!  I just ruined a new $200.00 vacuum sweeping one up.
nope just a broom and a wet paper towel...but the things GROW when they break

That's because they have MERCURY in them. You may need to throw your broom away. NORTHERN ROSE!!! Where are you???
your chiting me right???  and they are BETTER for us....?
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« Reply #2404 on: July 02, 2009, 08:33:23 PM »

I have one thing to say about this light bulb stuff.

Who the H*ll does the goverment think they are that they can come into my hot azz apartment and tell me what kind of lightbulbs I can use? Seriously?

What's the next thing want to come and check or take away? We have to have our cars inspected and emissions checked. Thank God the hooptie hasn't failed that test yet, because I can't afford another car right now.

They are TELLING us we have to use a 10$ lightbulb, another thing I can't afford. Heck I don't even use lights or turn the tv on in the summer as it is too hot, so they can keep their swirly, fancy pants light bulbs and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

I am sorry for this rant, but Saturday is INDEPENDENCE Day. That means being free! Free to choose light bulbs that are round or swirly. Free to choose whether I can set my thermostat to 55 degrees. Free to choose whether I recycle or not.

There are BIGGER fish to fry (Iran, Afghanistan, North Korea, Pakistan, etc.) out there than worrying about whether or not Fanny flushes once or three times. Our goverment needs to get off this stupid "save the planet from global warming" before the US is globally warmed by a nuclear bomb.

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That was a great rant!  Here's the bad news at least here in Canada - they are going to stop manufacturing the old ones - so get out there and stock up - the government is planning on waiting us out.

I do not agree with this.  Health Canada is in the middle of several tests on them especially now that New Zealand has backed way off of this horrid things.
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« Reply #2405 on: July 02, 2009, 08:33:59 PM »

I have one thing to say about this light bulb stuff.

Who the H*ll does the goverment think they are that they can come into my hot azz apartment and tell me what kind of lightbulbs I can use? Seriously?

What's the next thing want to come and check or take away? We have to have our cars inspected and emissions checked. Thank God the hooptie hasn't failed that test yet, because I can't afford another car right now.

They are TELLING us we have to use a 10$ lightbulb, another thing I can't afford. Heck I don't even use lights or turn the tv on in the summer as it is too hot, so they can keep their swirly, fancy pants light bulbs and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

I am sorry for this rant, but Saturday is INDEPENDENCE Day. That means being free! Free to choose light bulbs that are round or swirly. Free to choose whether I can set my thermostat to 55 degrees. Free to choose whether I recycle or not.

There are BIGGER fish to fry (Iran, Afghanistan, North Korea, Pakistan, etc.) out there than worrying about whether or not Fanny flushes once or three times. Our goverment needs to get off this stupid "save the planet from global warming" before the US is globally warmed by a nuclear bomb.

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Agreed, I hear global warming all I can see is Al Gore's fat face    Nobody is telling me what kind of light bulb, where to set my air conditioning thermostat, whether I can use plastic bags or not, where to throw a tin can, how much toilet paper to use 
Al Gore is such a joke. Mr " I invented the internet" can come sort my trash, tote my groceries up 4 flights of stairs along with a dog in the "green" bags and he can wipe my behind while he is at it with one strip of TP. Monkey Devil!

Oh Lord, I am going to be banned from my own banned blog. Nice knowing you monkeys. 

You won't be alone. 
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« Reply #2406 on: July 02, 2009, 08:34:23 PM »

This thread is really moving, page 200 won't be too far away   
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« Reply #2407 on: July 02, 2009, 08:36:03 PM »

i am sooo tired of michael jackson..HE IS DEAD!!!  i'm sick of hearing about him and unless he can either die again or raise himself from the dead i really don't care....ugghhh
  Monkey Devil! I'm sick of him too! Hi Mama, JSM
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« Reply #2408 on: July 02, 2009, 08:37:17 PM »

MAMACRAZY'S IN THE HOUSE!!!   
so this is the hidey-hole....I Knew ya'll were around here somewhere....
Welcome to the rant yourself a headache blog Mama.
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« Reply #2409 on: July 02, 2009, 08:37:30 PM »

JSM you are an inspiration with your skating.!!! Do what feels right for you!  an angelic monkey

I agree.She is an inspiration.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2410 on: July 02, 2009, 08:37:36 PM »

hey...I JUST WON A WEE...for the 102nd time....i'm gonna' have to start selling them off.

Don't hold you breath!! 
maybe we can trade them in for the 'old' light bulbs...i have to admit i bought one of the swirleys 'cause i thought i'd 'do my part'..anyway i take the dam thing home, go to put it in the socket in the bathroom (and yep, i got the movie star thing and ALL ceramic tile floors) drop it and cussed for about 15 minuets....wouldn't have been so mad if the thing hadn't have cost me 5 bucks...

Was this today?  How did you clean it up?
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« Reply #2411 on: July 02, 2009, 08:38:23 PM »

I go serve dinner  and I come back to flashing, good food, Dairy Queen, alphabetizing dvds, no way that would take forever, let the good times roll 

 
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« Reply #2412 on: July 02, 2009, 08:39:18 PM »

A $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated, custom casket has been ordered for Michael Jackson.



The casket -- ordered last night from Batesville Casket Company -- is called a Promethean and will feature a flame blue velvet interior and a hand-polished, mirror finish.     
I would have thought it would be sequined like his dang glove. What is "flame" blue? Like gaslight blue?

When's this d*mn funeral? I am taking off work to watch this fiasco. Thanks No Rose for the info.

NG just showed a pic of it.  Only other one like it was used by James Brown. Now remembering that he was Muslim, and that he has had a through autopsy including brain sampling, not sure it really matters if you know what I mean.  They are also charging $25 to get into the memorial in the rafters.  Not sure wha tthe floor seats will cost.

I have a crass tale to tell. When I was on the road and a Batesville Casket truck would come by, someone was sure to say on the CB radio, "I wouldn't be caught dead in a Bateville Casket."

I would have thought it would have had a glass cover and big speakers mounted on the corners. That doesn't look gaudy enought. JMO
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« Reply #2413 on: July 02, 2009, 08:40:49 PM »

Nancy Grace is showing her twins on her show again. It has been all about MJ. I thought she was going to talk about Lindsey Baum's mom tonight. Probably the last five minutes of the show. 
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« Reply #2414 on: July 02, 2009, 08:40:54 PM »

i am sooo tired of michael jackson..HE IS DEAD!!!  i'm sick of hearing about him and unless he can either die again or raise himself from the dead i really don't care....ugghhh
  Monkey Devil! I'm sick of him too! Hi Mama, JSM
i really never cared for him when he was alive (thats kinda a lie 'cause i wanted a red zippered jacket when i was four? five?  either way)..when the guy started changing colors (vittialigo shmigo...he did it himself (imo))  and took on the look of a bizarre woman (NOT TO MENTION having small children in his bed YUCK!!)  i was done!
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« Reply #2415 on: July 02, 2009, 08:41:05 PM »

JSM you are an inspiration with your skating.!!! Do what feels right for you!  an angelic monkey

I agree.She is an inspiration.  an angelic monkey
That's great your skating, as a child we always skated the winter away, of course we were outside and froze, but it was fun 
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« Reply #2416 on: July 02, 2009, 08:41:19 PM »

*Well, just got a notice in the mail that my health insurance is going up to $189/month for jack chit.   

*Ahhh, Dairy Queen...when I was prego I lived a block away from one.  I think I wore a path in the sidewalk waddling back and forth for those chili-dogs!   

*Sorry it's so dang hot JSM.  Sending a cool 64 deg lake breeze down your way, sorry it smells like chit though (Lake Erie)! 
Sorry about the insurance Lovin, in about a year you won't need it, everything will be free and easy.

Thanks for the chilly breeze. OMG I forgot about DQ chili dogs. I love the tacos.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2417 on: July 02, 2009, 08:41:52 PM »

A $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated, custom casket has been ordered for Michael Jackson.



The casket -- ordered last night from Batesville Casket Company -- is called a Promethean and will feature a flame blue velvet interior and a hand-polished, mirror finish.     
I would have thought it would be sequined like his dang glove. What is "flame" blue? Like gaslight blue?

When's this d*mn funeral? I am taking off work to watch this fiasco. Thanks No Rose for the info.

NG just showed a pic of it.  Only other one like it was used by James Brown. Now remembering that he was Muslim, and that he has had a through autopsy including brain sampling, not sure it really matters if you know what I mean.  They are also charging $25 to get into the memorial in the rafters.  Not sure wha tthe floor seats will cost.

That chit flew out the window when they saw they could make a dollar.They should be ashamed.Eventually you got to do something with the body.Where is the body?
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« Reply #2418 on: July 02, 2009, 08:41:53 PM »

MAMACRAZY'S IN THE HOUSE!!!   
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Welcome to the rant yourself a headache blog Mama.

I have taken two Aleve. Please don't tell Dolce. 
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« Reply #2419 on: July 02, 2009, 08:42:25 PM »

hey...I JUST WON A WEE...for the 102nd time....i'm gonna' have to start selling them off.

Don't hold you breath!! 
maybe we can trade them in for the 'old' light bulbs...i have to admit i bought one of the swirleys 'cause i thought i'd 'do my part'..anyway i take the dam thing home, go to put it in the socket in the bathroom (and yep, i got the movie star thing and ALL ceramic tile floors) drop it and cussed for about 15 minuets....wouldn't have been so mad if the thing hadn't have cost me 5 bucks...

Was this today?  How did you clean it up?
no..about 8 months ago..broom and wet paper towel....now i'm getting that sinking feeling..what did i do wrong?
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