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« Reply #4560 on: July 07, 2009, 09:32:10 PM »

Tevye have you ever watched Red Dwarf when it was on? We used to love that show.
No, I never saw that. Was it on PBS?

I used to watch it on BBC Canada which means we were at least 5 years behind.  I think we got up to series 7 and then they stopped carrying it.  I will have to buy the DVD' to get the other two series. It's about the last human known alive, a hologram of his old bunkmate, a human cat the evolved from his pet cat and a computer Holly.  There is also a mechanoid named Kryten.
Sounds like something I should look into. Maybe I can find it on Hulu TV...which reminds me, I should look there for Doctor Who, too!

It's really funny and I think that someone from Monty Python was involved in a few season writing it.
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« Reply #4561 on: July 07, 2009, 09:34:54 PM »

i need
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If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
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I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.

Handing you a bottle of wine. After you chug it come be off topic with the rest of us.
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« Reply #4562 on: July 07, 2009, 09:36:40 PM »

Boo I see you up there.  When I saw this picture I thought of you.  Hope you like it.
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« Reply #4563 on: July 07, 2009, 09:37:00 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
Actually, the answer to both is yes. Only I don't fiddle, I violin. I'm not good enough to fiddle, it's too fast for someone who took lessons at age 45! I'm just a beginner. As for sitting on the roof, when there's something big happening in the universe at night, I do go up on the roof, it's easier to lay back on and less dew than on the ground. Huh, I never thought about that when I chose my name! But, I do believe in tradition, I'm the mama, and when I'm cleaning my house, I like to think I'm in the scene where they're all singing "Anetevka" and I'm leaving my home. Makes it easier to throw stuff out! Oh, yeah, and I'm such a sucker for "Sunrise, Sunset"!

I don't know what jimmy choo shoes are, have never had or been a nanny, and don't have pretend twins! (Can you tell I feel betrayed by Dolce, and will get my evil humorous revenge on her? meow! Monkey Devil! )
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« Reply #4564 on: July 07, 2009, 09:37:34 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.

Handing you a bottle of wine. After you chug it come be off topic with the rest of us.
thank you...so how was the chicken
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« Reply #4565 on: July 07, 2009, 09:41:18 PM »

Boo I see you up there.  When I saw this picture I thought of you.  Hope you like it.

How cute. I miss Boo.
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« Reply #4566 on: July 07, 2009, 09:42:38 PM »

has anyone seen Capp?
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« Reply #4567 on: July 07, 2009, 09:48:25 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
      I have always wanted to ask that same. Thanks Northern for popping the question. JSM
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« Reply #4568 on: July 07, 2009, 09:49:27 PM »

has anyone seen Capp?

Capp's daughter is home from college for several days.She'll be back posting when she leaves.
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« Reply #4569 on: July 07, 2009, 09:49:57 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
Actually, the answer to both is yes. Only I don't fiddle, I violin. I'm not good enough to fiddle, it's too fast for someone who took lessons at age 45! I'm just a beginner. As for sitting on the roof, when there's something big happening in the universe at night, I do go up on the roof, it's easier to lay back on and less dew than on the ground. Huh, I never thought about that when I chose my name! But, I do believe in tradition, I'm the mama, and when I'm cleaning my house, I like to think I'm in the scene where they're all singing "Anetevka" and I'm leaving my home. Makes it easier to throw stuff out! Oh, yeah, and I'm such a sucker for "Sunrise, Sunset"!

I don't know what jimmy choo shoes are, have never had or been a nanny, and don't have pretend twins! (Can you tell I feel betrayed by Dolce, and will get my evil humorous revenge on her? meow! Monkey Devil! )

Careful with the ashtray on the roof, or at least use the chimney and if you do not have  chimney you can make one with a handi-dandi sawsall and a little help from a sledge hammer. I hear a sudden case of chim-chimney coursing though my veins. I think Jimmy had nasal conjestion and when he was cleaning the fireplace the ashed caused him to sneeze at the exact same time he was asking the little woman to bring his shoes and Jimmy Choo was created (just like a good old double-double)..
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« Reply #4570 on: July 07, 2009, 09:51:14 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.

Handing you a bottle of wine. After you chug it come be off topic with the rest of us.
thank you...so how was the chicken

Chicken had his goose cooked.  We don't call him Bob anymore.
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« Reply #4571 on: July 07, 2009, 09:51:30 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.
You didn't hurt my feelings, and I doubt very much that you hurt anyone elses feelings  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4572 on: July 07, 2009, 09:52:42 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
      I have always wanted to ask that same. Thanks Northern for popping the question. JSM

No problem JSM!
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« Reply #4573 on: July 07, 2009, 09:58:33 PM »

Boo, when you get back, I think it's time for the magic teapot!
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« Reply #4574 on: July 07, 2009, 09:58:57 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
Actually, the answer to both is yes. Only I don't fiddle, I violin. I'm not good enough to fiddle, it's too fast for someone who took lessons at age 45! I'm just a beginner. As for sitting on the roof, when there's something big happening in the universe at night, I do go up on the roof, it's easier to lay back on and less dew than on the ground. Huh, I never thought about that when I chose my name! But, I do believe in tradition, I'm the mama, and when I'm cleaning my house, I like to think I'm in the scene where they're all singing "Anetevka" and I'm leaving my home. Makes it easier to throw stuff out! Oh, yeah, and I'm such a sucker for "Sunrise, Sunset"!

I don't know what jimmy choo shoes are, have never had or been a nanny, and don't have pretend twins! (Can you tell I feel betrayed by Dolce, and will get my evil humorous revenge on her? meow! Monkey Devil! )
So cool you started playing when you were 45 Tevye.

I played the viola in Elementary, Jr and HS and if I picked it up today I couldn't read the music. 

JUST KIDDING....

I am a virtuoso viola player, work just to pass the time, I really could be on the US National Figure skating team, but I because I can only do quadruple jumps, they deemed me overqualified for the team. Oh and I forgot one more thing, I have Sasha Cohen's body, but Katerina Witt's boobs.  Monkey Devil!

How was that last one for a run on sentence?
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« Reply #4575 on: July 07, 2009, 10:01:09 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.

Handing you a bottle of wine. After you chug it come be off topic with the rest of us.
thank you...so how was the chicken

Chicken had his goose cooked.  We don't call him Bob anymore.
  You ate BOB? I hope he was shish keBOBs.

Sorry, I had to say it before CC came in and took my joke.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #4576 on: July 07, 2009, 10:01:51 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.
You didn't hurt my feelings, and I doubt very much that you hurt anyone elses feelings  an angelic monkey
i got an open post wet noodle  from a mod...i don't mean to step on toes
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« Reply #4577 on: July 07, 2009, 10:02:25 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
Actually, the answer to both is yes. Only I don't fiddle, I violin. I'm not good enough to fiddle, it's too fast for someone who took lessons at age 45! I'm just a beginner. As for sitting on the roof, when there's something big happening in the universe at night, I do go up on the roof, it's easier to lay back on and less dew than on the ground. Huh, I never thought about that when I chose my name! But, I do believe in tradition, I'm the mama, and when I'm cleaning my house, I like to think I'm in the scene where they're all singing "Anetevka" and I'm leaving my home. Makes it easier to throw stuff out! Oh, yeah, and I'm such a sucker for "Sunrise, Sunset"!

I don't know what jimmy choo shoes are, have never had or been a nanny, and don't have pretend twins! (Can you tell I feel betrayed by Dolce, and will get my evil humorous revenge on her? meow! Monkey Devil! )
So cool you started playing when you were 45 Tevye.

I played the viola in Elementary, Jr and HS and if I picked it up today I couldn't read the music. 

JUST KIDDING....

I am a virtuoso viola player, work just to pass the time, I really could be on the US National Figure skating team, but I because I can only do quadruple jumps, they deemed me overqualified for the team. Oh and I forgot one more thing, I have Sasha Cohen's body, but Katerina Witt's boobs.  Monkey Devil!

How was that last one for a run on sentence?
I heard rumour that you trained Oksani Baiul how to do her leg lift hold glide and that Scottie Hamilton has held a torch for you as well hun!
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« Reply #4578 on: July 07, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »

more 'whine' please.... an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4579 on: July 07, 2009, 10:07:06 PM »

So cool you started playing when you were 45 Tevye.

I played the viola in Elementary, Jr and HS and if I picked it up today I couldn't read the music. 

JUST KIDDING....

I am a virtuoso viola player, work just to pass the time, I really could be on the US National Figure skating team, but I because I can only do quadruple jumps, they deemed me overqualified for the team. Oh and I forgot one more thing, I have Sasha Cohen's body, but Katerina Witt's boobs.  Monkey Devil!

How was that last one for a run on sentence?
That was Awesome! You can wear the crown tonight! I;m going to bed, to dream up revenge on Sears!
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