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« Reply #4580 on: July 07, 2009, 10:10:43 PM »

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If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
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I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.

Handing you a bottle of wine. After you chug it come be off topic with the rest of us.
thank you...so how was the chicken

Chicken had his goose cooked.  We don't call him Bob anymore.
  You ate BOB? I hope he was shish keBOBs.

Sorry, I had to say it before CC came in and took my joke.  Monkey Devil!

Widow of Bob
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« Reply #4581 on: July 07, 2009, 10:11:26 PM »

Tevye do you fiddle?  Do you like sitting on your roof?  Always wanted to ask you that.....you do not have to answer.
Actually, the answer to both is yes. Only I don't fiddle, I violin. I'm not good enough to fiddle, it's too fast for someone who took lessons at age 45! I'm just a beginner. As for sitting on the roof, when there's something big happening in the universe at night, I do go up on the roof, it's easier to lay back on and less dew than on the ground. Huh, I never thought about that when I chose my name! But, I do believe in tradition, I'm the mama, and when I'm cleaning my house, I like to think I'm in the scene where they're all singing "Anetevka" and I'm leaving my home. Makes it easier to throw stuff out! Oh, yeah, and I'm such a sucker for "Sunrise, Sunset"!

I don't know what jimmy choo shoes are, have never had or been a nanny, and don't have pretend twins! (Can you tell I feel betrayed by Dolce, and will get my evil humorous revenge on her? meow! Monkey Devil! )
So cool you started playing when you were 45 Tevye.

I played the viola in Elementary, Jr and HS and if I picked it up today I couldn't read the music. 

JUST KIDDING....

I am a virtuoso viola player, work just to pass the time, I really could be on the US National Figure skating team, but I because I can only do quadruple jumps, they deemed me overqualified for the team. Oh and I forgot one more thing, I have Sasha Cohen's body, but Katerina Witt's boobs.  Monkey Devil!

How was that last one for a run on sentence?
I heard rumour that you trained Oksani Baiul how to do her leg lift hold glide and that Scottie Hamilton has held a torch for you as well hun!
Well now that you mention it, I have skated with Okasana. Poor Scotty ran like heck with that torch, huffing and puffing.  Monkey Devil!

I love Scott Hamilton, that man has been through a lot at a very young age.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4582 on: July 07, 2009, 10:12:11 PM »

more 'whine' please.... an angelic monkey

I am gonna have to give you a case .  Here you go.
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« Reply #4583 on: July 07, 2009, 10:13:34 PM »

has anyone seen Capp?

Her daughter is in town for two weeks. I wonder what her take will be on Dolce. Sigh..

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« Reply #4584 on: July 07, 2009, 10:14:25 PM »

JSM...I love Scott Hamilton, too.  He has done so much good work for the Taussig Cancer Center at Cleveland Clinic...he's a hero there.
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« Reply #4585 on: July 07, 2009, 10:14:45 PM »

Nite Tevye, please follow my roof advice and stay safe up there.
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« Reply #4586 on: July 07, 2009, 10:18:02 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.
You didn't hurt my feelings, and I doubt very much that you hurt anyone elses feelings  an angelic monkey

I am still having trouble with KaraK and after the thing with Dolce....Well, I am still not convinced she is who she says, or if she is, what she is saying is true. JMO
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« Reply #4587 on: July 07, 2009, 10:18:44 PM »

has anyone seen Capp?

Capp's daughter is home from college for several days.She'll be back posting when she leaves.
thank you..good for capp..she's a smart cookie, i'm sure her daughter is as well. an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4588 on: July 07, 2009, 10:18:46 PM »

I am chowing down on some comfort food my mom made me .  Not telling what it is just that it has the words head and cheese in it.  Then I have to take the dog out for the grass inspection.
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« Reply #4589 on: July 07, 2009, 10:19:23 PM »

more 'whine' please.... an angelic monkey

I am gonna have to give you a case .  Here you go.

You might have to give me a case, too. I am running low on beer, and I have had too much to go get more. 
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« Reply #4590 on: July 07, 2009, 10:21:17 PM »

I am chowing down on some comfort food my mom made me .  Not telling what it is just that it has the words head and cheese in it.  Then I have to take the dog out for the grass inspection.

OMG!!!! My grandmother's favorite!!! I couldn't even look at it, especially when she told be what it was made from. She went back home to the country every fall for the "hog killing." I am going to have nightmares. 
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« Reply #4591 on: July 07, 2009, 10:21:23 PM »

more 'whine' please.... an angelic monkey

I am gonna have to give you a case .  Here you go.
thank you....
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« Reply #4592 on: July 07, 2009, 10:23:14 PM »

So cool you started playing when you were 45 Tevye.

I played the viola in Elementary, Jr and HS and if I picked it up today I couldn't read the music. 

JUST KIDDING....

I am a virtuoso viola player, work just to pass the time, I really could be on the US National Figure skating team, but I because I can only do quadruple jumps, they deemed me overqualified for the team. Oh and I forgot one more thing, I have Sasha Cohen's body, but Katerina Witt's boobs.  Monkey Devil!

How was that last one for a run on sentence?
That was Awesome! You can wear the crown tonight! I;m going to bed, to dream up revenge on Sears!
Tevye you get the crown tonight. You deserve it.  an angelic monkey

As far as Sears goes, don't bother. Go to Conn's or Best Buy. Sears will go under before this time next year unless they get a bail out.  Monkey Devil! JMO JSM
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« Reply #4593 on: July 07, 2009, 10:23:43 PM »

i need
monkeys to help...
If i think about going to the Lindsey site just
thanks
I know, people's feelings are getting hurt, and it's upsetting.
i don't mean to hurt feelings but I WAS THE ONE who told KaraK to get her daughter to open Lindsey's myspace to open.. i was out of line.  i just don't need to be there.
You didn't hurt my feelings, and I doubt very much that you hurt anyone elses feelings  an angelic monkey

I am still having trouble with KaraK and after the thing with Dolce....Well, I am still not convinced she is who she says, or if she is, what she is saying is true. JMO
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« Reply #4594 on: July 07, 2009, 10:24:02 PM »

So cool you started playing when you were 45 Tevye.

I played the viola in Elementary, Jr and HS and if I picked it up today I couldn't read the music. 

JUST KIDDING....

I am a virtuoso viola player, work just to pass the time, I really could be on the US National Figure skating team, but I because I can only do quadruple jumps, they deemed me overqualified for the team. Oh and I forgot one more thing, I have Sasha Cohen's body, but Katerina Witt's boobs.  Monkey Devil!

How was that last one for a run on sentence?
That was Awesome! You can wear the crown tonight! I;m going to bed, to dream up revenge on Sears!

Good Night TEVYE. Don't stay away so long.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #4595 on: July 07, 2009, 10:25:44 PM »

more 'whine' please.... an angelic monkey

I am gonna have to give you a case .  Here you go.

You might have to give me a case, too. I am running low on beer, and I have had too much to go get more. 

you bet your shiney hiney you can have a case!
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« Reply #4596 on: July 07, 2009, 10:27:37 PM »

I am chowing down on some comfort food my mom made me .  Not telling what it is just that it has the words head and cheese in it.  Then I have to take the dog out for the grass inspection.

OMG!!!! My grandmother's favorite!!! I couldn't even look at it, especially when she told be what it was made from. She went back home to the country every fall for the "hog killing." I am going to have nightmares. 

No head in this one, just pork hocks and other bits.  We have a hog reserved for slaughter this fall and my mom has already told me how she wants the head cut. 
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« Reply #4597 on: July 07, 2009, 10:28:57 PM »

I am chowing down on some comfort food my mom made me .  Not telling what it is just that it has the words head and cheese in it.  Then I have to take the dog out for the grass inspection.

OMG!!!! My grandmother's favorite!!! I couldn't even look at it, especially when she told be what it was made from. She went back home to the country every fall for the "hog killing." I am going to have nightmares. 
i've never had it myself but people buy it all the time...i bet it's yummy but i just can't 
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« Reply #4598 on: July 07, 2009, 10:31:28 PM »

I am chowing down on some comfort food my mom made me .  Not telling what it is just that it has the words head and cheese in it.  Then I have to take the dog out for the grass inspection.
  Are you Czech Northern? They eat stuff like that and also eat BOB. I feel for his poor widow. At least she has a pup to worry about. 
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« Reply #4599 on: July 07, 2009, 10:33:00 PM »

more 'whine' please.... an angelic monkey

I am gonna have to give you a case .  Here you go.

You might have to give me a case, too. I am running low on beer, and I have had too much to go get more. 
I have a six pack from yesterday I will share. I didn't touch it with all the crap going on. Cheers Mate!
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