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Author Topic: MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #46 7/13/09 - 7/21/09  (Read 418287 times)
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« Reply #1560 on: July 18, 2009, 07:26:15 PM »

Fanny, compared to her you look like a perfect size 2.  Now my next question is, where did someone find a REAL PICTURE OF DOLCE?

Hugs, Magic  Monkey Devil!
well if thats Dolce, then I think her twins are on her backside,   Nah, nevermind........those butt cheeks are longer then 12 inches..
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« Reply #1561 on: July 18, 2009, 07:27:58 PM »

Good thing Klaas made MT's bewbies bigger now that she's gonna be nursing her twins via poolside!

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

No twins for this monkey!  I just have Minitime!! 

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« Reply #1562 on: July 18, 2009, 07:28:16 PM »

Good thing Klaas made MT's bewbies bigger now that she's gonna be nursing her twins via poolside!

Hi Annette! 

I want to hear about this new photoshop Klaas has!

It's CS4 and probably doesn't do alot more that the version you have but it is making me learn how to create animations the correct way.  Pretty cool actually. 

Oh Good!    Since you taught me the wrong way, you'll re-teach me, right?   

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« Reply #1563 on: July 18, 2009, 07:30:53 PM »

Fanny, compared to her you look like a perfect size 2.  Now my next question is, where did someone find a REAL PICTURE OF DOLCE?

Hugs, Magic  Monkey Devil!
well if thats Dolce, then I think her twins are on her backside,   Nah, nevermind........those butt cheeks are longer then 12 inches..

Twin Buttes of Montana, maybe.  Hey, she was close, one thing she didn't lie about.   

Hugs, Magic  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1564 on: July 18, 2009, 07:38:37 PM »

Ty cbb you too Smile

You too mytime Smile

Good to see you too tm Smile sleep well also.



I missed SM!

 



Stop crying and put your big girl panties on!   




Does this outfit make my butt look big?

 



OMG -  I opened musings to THAT!   
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« Reply #1565 on: July 18, 2009, 07:40:24 PM »

 

I'm so excited! It's been a long time since we traded photoshop discoveries, Klaas! I'll read a chapter of my photoshop for dummies book, if you'll keep me as a student!!   

I was playing around with a web program the other night and used I head I had for Jib Jab. I hit something in Image Ready and it sort of "oil painted" the face. I wanted to make me a "GodFather".............. I thought Musings needed one!  See? I don't know how I did it!      

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« Reply #1566 on: July 18, 2009, 07:42:19 PM »

Ty cbb you too Smile

You too mytime Smile

Good to see you too tm Smile sleep well also.



I missed SM!

 



Stop crying and put your big girl panties on!   




Does this outfit make my butt look big?

 



No!!  Not at all!  Trust me, Bearly....I would tell you!! 

 

OMG! Talk about a diet tool.................. I'm not gonna eat for a month! 

Ya'll better not make smart azz remarks about MY big butt again!! 

I showed it to my wonderful hubby and the first thing he said was "that reminds me - we were watching TV and this guy was cleaning the hoof of an elephant and it sat on him - they guy ended up the elephants butt!"  He is very lucky he did not compare it to me!! (not that my butt is even close but ya know - 4 kids and well - size 0 is not getting on me!)
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« Reply #1567 on: July 18, 2009, 07:43:18 PM »

Ty cbb you too Smile

You too mytime Smile

Good to see you too tm Smile sleep well also.



I missed SM!

 



Stop crying and put your big girl panties on!   




Does this outfit make my butt look big?

 



OMG -  I opened musings to THAT!   

I know! You could set out to kick azz and break a foot! 
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« Reply #1568 on: July 18, 2009, 07:43:35 PM »

How To Photograph A Puppy Smile



1.               Remove film from box and load camera

2.               Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

3.               Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

4.               Choose a suitable background for photo

5.               Mount camera on tripod and focus

6.               Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth

7.               Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

8.               Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

9.               Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand

10.            Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

11.            Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

12.            Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

13.            Put magazines back on coffee table

14.            Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

15.            Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

16.            Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17.            Call spouse to clean up mess

18.            Fix a drink

19.            Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

sounds just like me trying to take Kirby's pictures..
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« Reply #1569 on: July 18, 2009, 07:43:47 PM »

never ask me about the Family business....never!!
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« Reply #1570 on: July 18, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »

never ask me about the Family business....never!!


Sheet decor, right?
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« Reply #1571 on: July 18, 2009, 07:46:44 PM »



I'm so excited! It's been a long time since we traded photoshop discoveries, Klaas! I'll read a chapter of my photoshop for dummies book, if you'll keep me as a student!!   

I was playing around with a web program the other night and used I head I had for Jib Jab. I hit something in Image Ready and it sort of "oil painted" the face. I wanted to make me a "GodFather".............. I thought Musings needed one!  See? I don't know how I did it!      



Very cool CBB!
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« Reply #1572 on: July 18, 2009, 07:47:19 PM »

Gotta get a shower........... BRB!   
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« Reply #1573 on: July 18, 2009, 07:48:31 PM »

Gotta get a shower........... BRB!   

get behind the ears!!   
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« Reply #1574 on: July 18, 2009, 07:57:39 PM »

Gotta get a shower........... BRB!   

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« Reply #1575 on: July 18, 2009, 07:57:51 PM »

I am off to have some family time!  See you guys later when everyone is sleeping!   
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« Reply #1576 on: July 18, 2009, 07:58:17 PM »

Gotta get a shower........... BRB!   




 
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« Reply #1577 on: July 18, 2009, 08:01:58 PM »

thats funny....
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« Reply #1578 on: July 18, 2009, 08:10:11 PM »

That picture posted earlier kinda reminded me of this. Almost the same fabric:



 
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« Reply #1579 on: July 18, 2009, 08:21:18 PM »

Wreck - are you still here??  I have surprise for you!!   
I'm in and out!
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