MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #46 7/13/09 - 7/21/09

[Bearlyhere]

My avi that CBB made was so great someone stole it.   But, CBB will get it back for me.   

My hubbie pretended to be me and was posting with MM's avi last night!

 

Would that be your imaginary husband??   

Why yes, how did you know?  I burnt my hand taking the pizza out of the oven, it could not have been me...

   

N.B.  No Bears have been hurt during this recollection.

  I hope your hands are ok now.

Oh, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...

 

If you had 200 cows do/would you name each one?

Yes, I would name them all MyTime. 

(Have you seen her blow up bewbs?)

 

[Bearlyhere]

I've been locked out!!!   

MYTIME!? Did you do that? Be Careful, I'll put YOU on the blink!   

 


It was him!!  Guess who??   

Jakey!!!

 

[Bearlyhere]

How To Photograph A Puppy



1.               Remove film from box and load camera

2.               Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

3.               Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

4.               Choose a suitable background for photo

5.               Mount camera on tripod and focus

6.               Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth

7.               Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

8.               Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

9.               Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand

10.            Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

11.            Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

12.            Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

13.            Put magazines back on coffee table

14.            Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

15.            Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

16.            Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17.            Call spouse to clean up mess

18.            Fix a drink

19.            Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

sounds just like me trying to take Kirby's pictures..

 

[Bearlyhere]

Gotta get a shower........... BRB!   

 

[Bearlyhere]

I hope that pic wasn't my "surprize"!! 

 

[wreck]

I hope that pic wasn't my "surprize"!! 

 

I never heard an answer! 

[mytime]

Surprise!!   

[mytime]

Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?
Memries, may be beautiful
 and yet
Whats too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget!!


meow!!   

[wreck]

Surprise!!   

And I know I misspelled "surprise" right after I posted!

[Bearlyhere]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/He7Ge7Sogrk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x402061&amp;color2=0x9461ca&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/He7Ge7Sogrk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x402061&amp;color2=0x9461ca&amp;border=1</a>

Ooooooooohhh  myyyyyyyyy.............

 

[mytime]

Surprise!!   

And I know I misspelled "surprise" right after I posted!

Oh my, wreck, that is ok!!   hahahahaha

[wreck]

......and my eyes are still brning from THAT pic!! 

[mytime]

Wreck, Nanners!

[mytime]

......and my eyes are still brning from THAT pic!! 

But A1 is still haunting you!   

[Bearlyhere]

<a href="http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/client/zero/ClientZero_EmbedViewer.swf?external_make_id=04gJXwt83PSCgUIL&amp;service=sendables.jibjab.com&amp;partnerID=JibJab" target="_blank">http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/client/zero/ClientZero_EmbedViewer.swf?external_make_id=04gJXwt83PSCgUIL&amp;service=sendables.jibjab.com&amp;partnerID=JibJab</a>

 

[mytime]

That Jibjab was too funny!   

[mytime]

Good Night all!! 

[Bearlyhere]

Very cool!   

Thank you!  I feel so nekkid though.   

  Does Pt know you were flashing your bewbies to the monkeys today?  What will your children and furbabies think?  What if this gets around on the internet, don't you think you have enough problems, lol.   

Hugs, Magic 

 


I don't know of any problems.   

That's your story and your sticking to it? 

The thing I don't get is one day, Klaas has you in the witness protection program and the next she is flashing your bewbies. 

Hugs, Magic 

Do you think she is trying to get me killed??   


 

No.  I think you are being oversensitive.


 




                   

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(Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you!)

[Bearlyhere]

Bearly? Help me remember what your avatar was?

A bear.

 

The same one.

 

[Nut44x4]

The elephant youtube has to be the most amazing thing I have ever seen ...